I think my knee is screwed. Been in moderate pain for the past few weeks, but it comes and goes. When i massage it, it feels like an old rusty joint. Anybody here a doctor?
Ayo nigga you tripping on Edgar? The dude who put his whole castle on subterranian drills so he could move it around the planet? Edgar changed the underground game for life.
Yo gotta basement under your house? That nigga had a castle.
Did you even play the game? All the bitches in the castle wouldn’t stop talking about the fact that he banged the shit out of them and you saying the dude ain’t manly? Edgar and Setzer were the walking embodiment of the word Swagger in that game.
You saying that a dude who would build his own weapons and would take drills and chainsaws to people wasn’t manly.
Edgar killed whole screens with his spreadgun pimp-bow.
Some enemy fuckin’ wit yo’ party?
No problem - Edgar pulls out the O.G. spinmaster deck, and turns them.
Edgar used a huge ass drill on his enemies because whipping out his dick and poking them like that would have been too OP; there wouldn’t have been enough left for loot to drop.
And, lest we forget, Edgar whipped out a chainsaw and one hit crit’ed T-rexes.
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
The hands down manliest thing in FFVI was Sasquatch because he spent the whole game punching things. Even in that tower where you couldn’t use your regular physical attacks he would still punch things.
I think Yeti was his name, dont’ remember. But that knew how to solve problems: Do it Hulk style and punch the shit out of them. I bet if I punch my girlfriend in the head hard enough, that thing in her head will disappear because of the complete manliness of said action.