Told her I didn’t like CUNTZILLA ™ I guess?
She’s not inherently a fan of her either, but apparently, Korean Face Saving knows no boundaries, even when it’s a lazy, treacherous, backstabbing, self-serving Filipina who is obviously leeching off of you and can’t stand 30 minutes alone lest no one hear her BIG IMPORTANT CUNTZILLA VOICE ™
Why is Namor sooo much better than Aquaman besides the obvious answer of him being a Marvel character.
Edit: Korean Face Saving needs to be a horror movie starring Choi Min-shik.
If you’re getting > 5 minutes of hot water, I’m not apt to hear your argument.
China’s hot water system is Supermax Prison Circle Jerk Tier. First thing I plan on doing when I get back to the States (You know, after getting home) is take a shower. For an hour.
My showers don’t take longer than 5 minutes. I don’t understand what someone can do to make it take longer.
I had a leak which I tried to fix, so obviously 2+ hours of work and I can’t finish the job because I need a specific screw that magically disappeared also my hands fucking hurt.
I was about to use that as my next book to get me through work, is “reading” the books going to make me not like the HBO show?
SafeSearch was off. i just kept getting pictures of Bill Belamy.
SwagSearch stays on.
They make videos about this very thing. It’s a subsection of the larger genre called porn.
-Starhammer-
Show kills all the subtlety from the books.
I’m really glad I read the books first.
I’m not sure about this for that reason, I started with The Hunger Games since it was the most recent movie I’ve seen based on a book and now, thanks to the book, I realize how bad that movie was at setting up the other movies and why they probably suck.
Thanks a lot books :shake:
Step 1 to taking a longer shower: take a fine girl in there and bang the hell out of her.
Step 2: wash your neck, because damn, some nerds forget that shit and it ain’t pretty.
Long showers were the only thing in America that pulled me out of the angst of actually having to wake up (not a morning person), and the only thing that relaxed me enough to go to work to deal with the BS I dealt with on a daily basis without killing someone.
Now, take that away from me, put me in a country where I have to deal with BS just crossing the street, then in a workplace where the BS I faced before is amplified, and see why I’m on the verge of going postal.
I suppose this could be replaced by a beer and a quickie before I go to work, but I don’t think I’ll be able to loosen up my wife to those notions before we leave China, so it will be a moot point when she gets there.
Wife: Hey honey, you’re always stressed before work. So how about a beer and a BJ for breakfast…guilt free when on I’m on my period?
MP: Um…Yes?
Drinks beer, gets some
MP: Wow, that was great, now I’m totally ready to face the arduous day ahead of me in Qing–
Walks outside, sees Seoul’s cityscape
MP: SON OF A…
Big Sean is a terrible rapper.
I would “like” more of your posts, Corey, but I’m afraid of inadvertently inducing you to suicide. 
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
I’m pretty sure if I haven’t offed myself in this environment yet, I’m pretty safe.
In fact, not liking my attempts at self-deprecating humor may actually make me develop a deeper inferiority complex than I currently have. I’ll start thinking, “Man, my life’s so sad, that no one approves at my attempt of humor regarding my sad life. Bring me the emergency xanax and a fifth of whiskey.”
How does one manage to shower without washing one’s neck?
That would seem to necessitate mad parrying skills.
Yes, this is to be read on multiple levels.
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
“Ghost” wrote.
:tup:
Fitting, given that Krispy Kreme makes the absolute worst donuts (unworthy of even been spelled “doughnuts”) on the planet.
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
My deodorant makes my pits itchy as hell. Can’t stop scratching.
Old Spice you heathen.
You do realize that you’re still supposed to wash them, right?
Deodorant != subsistute for washing.
If you look like you are getting wings, without doing extensive back sculpting… might wanna scrape the deo cake outta your pits.
“Do you remember that episode of Quantum Leap when Sam was a woman and his shirt gets ripped open and it was just scott bakula chest but it was like awwww yeahhhh meta titties” ~ The Evah Dragon
It is Old Spice. Fiji scent.
I wash :sad:
I think it’s because I put it on after I’ve already been out of the shower and dry for a bit. I dunno.