Whore yourself out.
The Avengers was terrible. Jokes were being cracked every 2 minutes. It’s like the writers got together and said, “you can never have too many jokes in a Marvel movie!”
Didn’t spend a dime.
Also, my money and Clockworks money are two different things entirely. Work 8-5 for me, and anything Clockwork earns is purely for itself.
If the other movies are any indication, DKR’s “acting” is going to consist of actors reciting their own subtext. You don’t need to turn in an Oscar-worthy performance to bring that across.
Only give a shit about Prometheus, DKR is mostly an obligation.
This is where you take out a small business loan. :tup:
No such thing. With movies, there is no obligation. Only marketing.
Fortunately for me, I have family backing me financially. I may just have to borrow.
Lower risk. :tup:
Mr. Roberts is asking a great question.
George Clooney helping with that Obama million dollar a plate funtion keeps reminding me of him in that episode of the Boondocks.
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Also I thought if people sponsored you that they were going to either invest money into you or products? Shit if you come up with a good written out plan I would be willing to invest given you had a reasonable projection on a return.
i’m back cuz mIRC and NastyManx summoned me.
Nolan is from England. probably every American actress is hot as fuck to him because of stagnant gene pool. look at all this TC:
Memento: Carrie Anne Moss 4.5
Insomnia: Hilary Swank 3.9
Batman Begins: Katie Holmes 6 (which was most likely Executive Meddling. probably wanted to cast
Rossy de Palma or some shit)
The Prestige: KILLS Piper Perabo 7 and replaces with Scarlett Johansson 4 (fight me)
TDK: Maggie Gyllenhaal 5
Inception: Marion Cotillard 6
DRK: Anne Hathaway 4
other than a few outliers, it’s almost as if he’s casting these roles on acting skills! fuck that shit. :mad:
(i’d bang any chick over a 4)
(also i like Anne Hathaway’s face. it’s like a caricature of a human female face. i’d place her higher if it wasn’t for… you know…)
Every woman Shaft Agent listed is a 7 or above. Do not listen to his slander.
Anne Hathaway is one of those actresses who can provide… “presence.” And she is hot for that. :tup:
I’m not sure if they want me to sponsor them. That’s the thing. I’ll find out more soon I guess.
However, I’ve been putting up money to sponsor tournaments, which makes sense, but given this upcoming situation I believe it should be the other way around. I hope.
anybody who thinks Hilary Swank is a 7 probably sports a pony avatar
OH LOOK!
imo i think Hathaway could be a great Catwoman. she’s not dethroning Michelle Pfeiffer or anything, but these are different types of movies. aside from that horrid ship metaphor (which wasn’t her fault. name an actress that could pull that line off and look doable in a catsuit besides Judy Dench) in the trailer, it looks like she has Catwoman down. she doesn’t have to be ultra athletic like the comics- everybody forgets how bad Nolan’s fight scenes are. she might not even fight anybody. all she has to do in the movie is give Bruce Wayne a boner and maybe steal something.
Jokes on you, I already think she has a horse face SO YEAH I WOULD RIDE THAT PONY!
Easy way to positively emphasize Marion Cotillard’s looks: put her in a string of reaction shots with Ellen Page and horrible lighting.
i’m hyped for the new spiderman because i’m hoping we get a remake of the Venom story for the sequel.
You go straight to hell and do not pass “go”.