And the Birfdey Bromance continues to deepen.
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
Yeah, that’s totally a flirt WIN if anything. And I’d totally hit that. :tup:
What’s with people? Don’t nobody pick a chick up and kiss the buttcheeks anymore? here…
you know you want to
-Starhammer-
It might have trouble getting past the PC crowd and of course, Captain Color Card and the avengers of the hood, but I think HNIC would be a BADASS prison movie if it was made in the old style. Imagine a group of youngtsers out hiking. innocent, fun-loving, good people who simply were out for a little fun in the great outdoors. Next thing you know, they stumble upon Goldstone prison, The LAST place you’re gonna see. Innocent? 
You’re guilty just because you’re here. They don’t give a damn who you are, what color, what race, what sex, you’re gonna get put to work here…forever. Oh yeah, All the guards, the warden, the cooks, the dogs, hell, even the RATS are all black. The only people who aren’t is the prisoners. In case you’re wondering, Being a cute white girl is a BAD thing here. A little warning…Never go into the junkyard at night. NEVER.
-Starhammer-
DUDE! I been totally trying not to jerk… and then the FIRST PIC! Fuck you. No thank you!
Oh well, back to trying to build the enterprise. :tup:
to be fair their are far more viruses that can automatically d/l to you’re pc just cause their running in an ad than mac do. Mac’s only got a couple now, but i think about those antivirus viruses people were getting and you didnt have to do shit, just be on the wrong site(and i dont mean porn site) at the wrong time.
Hence the “too stupid to install antivirus software” portion of his post.
i havent had a pc in a year or so, but the “antivirus virus” went past the antivirus software i had. it caught all the normal shit but that one always went undetected for some reason.
No, no.
You misapprehend.
He stuck his fingers up a chick’s ass, then, put them in her pussy, then ate her shit encrusted pussy.
On two separate occasions.
See now that’s just rude because that’s like an automatic yeast infection. It’s also hella gross.
I munch the butt, chicks love that…er…shit
come at me bruvs (this is my word now regulate)
Worshiping Aphrodite != getting Hepatitis.
Bruvs sounds mad weird…my cell keeps trying to auto correct it to “Bruce” too.
No auto correct for Nigga tho…lol. that’s odd. It actually capitalizes it too smh
Sent from my NiggaTech using Tapatalk…yeaa buddy
:wasted: What in the name of the 29 hells would make any reasonably sane person want to eat from the ejector seat? I guess there are people who don’t mind a shit sandwhich. I like dat ass, but not that much and not that way. No thank you. :tup:
-Starhammer-
Ayo son, some of us are freaks. Although I keep my freakiness clean; only times I’ve done it is in the shower after I make sure that ass is sterilized. Not like I’m gonna dive head first into an e.coli infection.
This is one of the few Eminem songs I like and I REALLY like it.
Edit: And eating ass is fun, but as Pertho said make sure they took a fuckin shower first. Frankly both parties should shower before doing the deed. It’s just better for both involved.
LOL@Maxamillian recently asking for donations.
Peacock/Parasoul is cheap shit.
the sad part is people will donate to him over spooky.
and oh man, that lady on the millionaire show was horny as FUCK! I would’ve smashed, bruvs
I just bought Awesomenauts on xbox randomly. Is it any good?