My seasonal migraine is back…Holy shit that was painful this morning…Never had so much pain, it was more painful then when the doctor stuck a needle in my nuts…
I like to rotate. I’m still working on that masturbation record. Can’t let Brazil win everything
edit: the monkey vs human thread got me thinking. I have always wondered, is it possible for somebody with very little boxing experience ,to take out the champion of a boxing division, with a low weight class? Like could I take out a bantamweight, or a flyweight? Whats the max before I would start getting my ass handed to me???
i just drove home for lunch and i had more than 10 people pull out in front of me and 3 people stop at fucking green lights as well. the 10 people pulling in front of me were like, better swerve or you will hit them types of fuck face moves.
i need some rad lasers on my car or a wedge to flip these dick holes.
Which reminds me! This fucker blew through a stop sign on a vespa and I damn near exploded him. I was nearly standing out of my sun roof yelling at the cock sucker.
Parry is for little faggots who like to get up close and personal, slapping other grown ass faggots on their wrists, fishing for a throw to set up a random poke into sodomy.
God, I hope that post was sarcasm.
Regardless, I still love you g00dy (no 3S-o).
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.