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I got this dog for only 50 bucks. Hell of a deal.

I could mail her to you, but she might die in transit. I’m not paying for anything more than USPS standard flat rate box.

What should I name her? I’m not letting the woman pick. She will name her Pookie, or Pooter or something.

Gonna name this dog Lucca.

Lucca? Pshaw! name him Blitzcrank, after the robot that looks like Gato.

Or you could just name him Gato, since that would be really ironic and funny in a way. Two ways now that I’ve pointed it out.

… I’ve been drinking again… Com here, Gato! :tup:

My seasonal migraine is back…Holy shit that was painful this morning…Never had so much pain, it was more painful then when the doctor stuck a needle in my nuts…

I’m not naming anything after anything in League. There is no living creature I hate that much.

Its a her, bruh.

I would not purchase a computer from someone who names their dog Lucca.

Can’t trust the man, brah.

Got something against Chrono Trigger?

WUT GI COLOR IS COOLEST MY FRIEN LIKES PURPLE KEN BUT THAT IS MAD GAY POST UP

Yes I do. I never played it. I hold grudge about it. Nana nana boo boo.

Name her Bruce. Dog doesn’t know its a male’s name.

Not a Tony Lucca fan, huh?

I like to rotate. I’m still working on that masturbation record. Can’t let Brazil win everything

edit: the monkey vs human thread got me thinking. I have always wondered, is it possible for somebody with very little boxing experience ,to take out the champion of a boxing division, with a low weight class? Like could I take out a bantamweight, or a flyweight? Whats the max before I would start getting my ass handed to me???

edit: I am what you would call, a heavyweight

In all fairness, alt costume ken with purple is pretty gay.

We talking cowboy Ken? Cowboy Ken in any color is homo as all hell.

Liek dis if u crai evrytim.

Fag.

I mean to say five the emperor! That’s one more than four. T__T

i just drove home for lunch and i had more than 10 people pull out in front of me and 3 people stop at fucking green lights as well. the 10 people pulling in front of me were like, better swerve or you will hit them types of fuck face moves.

i need some rad lasers on my car or a wedge to flip these dick holes.

In a boxing match you’d get raped…in a street fight your odds are greatly increased.

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Which reminds me! This fucker blew through a stop sign on a vespa and I damn near exploded him. I was nearly standing out of my sun roof yelling at the cock sucker.

Parry is for little faggots who like to get up close and personal, slapping other grown ass faggots on their wrists, fishing for a throw to set up a random poke into sodomy.

God, I hope that post was sarcasm.

Regardless, I still love you g00dy (no 3S-o).

Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.

Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.