You have transcended whiteness, unto translucence.
Cursing is my religion. And Jesus fucking Christ, religion has continuity issues.
Also: I am floating, with my eyes closed, with no sails. I am soaking, I am weathered, by the winter of mixed drinks.
lol ok, fine. lock his ass up.
isn’t ducky filipino?
Someone has to fill the shoes.
He should open a dojo.
You must teach new warriors.
Actually, I’d rather.
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I’m a white guy…
If this is true, then it REALLY proves the Black Until Proven Otherwise rule…
THIS.
My wife has, jokingly, SOBER/LUCID, yelled while wide-eyed when I kissed her in the supermarket here. People looked, and I almost gave them a reason to jump me because I wanted to kill her.
I’m not exaggerating much when I say that Koreans have a very warped sense of humor.
Man does the Policenauts thread still exist, anyone know? I can’t manage to find it with the search function.
That man still exists?
Remember that Brian McKnight joint he made about vaginas? Well…he released the song. And then a video. 
(semi-NSFW)
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This video is most popular with:
Female 13-17
Years of watching foreign guys throw themselves at the feet at strong 2s gassed up their egos.
Does anyone remember when this was the hottest shit a decade ago:
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I remember having an orgasm in my mouth the first time I bit into it. But then again, this was the same day I was introduced to hydroponics.
I’ve got 30 days of youth left. I’m scared. I don’t wanna be one of you old bastards. I don’t know what to do.
Should I stock up on weaponry or something? Maybe some Metamucil? I’ve never been old before I’m so confused. 
Work on your back in my day stories, and tell kids how real music sounds, like this:
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That video just proves I could NEVER rape a chinese woman while she was talking
So…I like anime.