I hear you and I seriously doubted anyone here hasn’t seen the first Matrix, but you never know, and a spoiler tag takes literally seconds to put in place.
Don’t think you have to worry about spoiling a 10+ year old movie.
-Neo beats Mr. Smith.
-Neo bangs Trinity
-Morpheus being “black” makes him the dying few of his kind. WHITE PEOPLE!
-Neo can fly.
-Bullet time takes a turn for the worst after the first Matrix
-You can’t knock out an agent.
-You can download info about everything from masturbation to piloting choppers thanks to the Matrix
-Mr. Smith takes on Neo 1v1 despite there being like a million Mr. Smiths.
I ruined a lot of the movie for those who haven’t seen it. Not a single funk given.
Ive not seen star wars, and people always say “everyone has seen star wars”, then go ahead and spoil fuck out of that film. but its not like i wanted to watch it anyways
bar sluts dont use condoms, they all have teh herpes. shit happens.
besides, the deadliest STD, teh HIVs, is very hard for woman to transmit to man, so its all good.
so to reiterate, porn stars are basically commodities. i fap to them and forget their name and what they look like two seconds later. but some actresses i repeatedly find myself fapping to, even if its the same scene and it never gets old. so sleeping with one of them would literally be like a fan sleeping with one of his celebrity crushes. and how cool is that?
anyway is anyone going to evo this year?
Spoiler time limit in forums is like 3 months, let alone several years.
I see it more like that these are elite performers at the top of their respective field.
If you have ever wanted to jam with Eric Clapton, play catch with Pujols, play one-on-one with Jordan, or discuss string theory with Stephen Hawking…then you should be able to understand the appeal of having the sex with a porn star.
If I randomly met Jennifer White or Jada Stevens, and they wanted to fuck, I think I’d take the risk. I say this knowing full well that one of these stars is, or at least once was, a hardcore drug addict.
The list is obviously longer but I’m too lazy to think beyond J for jizz.
“Is this love that I’m feeling…”
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Whoa, what the hell is that?
I like the way that Clint and fishjie think.
take all those things, then add the phrase “and then my dick fell off” after them.
yo dawg, i rocked the house with Clapton! AND THEN MY DICK FELL OFF.
MOST LIKELY AS A DIRECT RESULT OF JAMMING WITH SAID SLOWHAND.
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i understand the want to do it, but dudes don’t seem to understand porn is for your brain- not for the rest of your body. case in point: fucking piledriver position. a dude’s erect penis being pulled directly towards the ground while their partner is putting their full body weight on their own neck- IN ADDITION to dealing the concussive force the person above them ramming while they are knocking their thighs into aforementioned ramee’s bottom. does that even remotely seem enjoyable for both people IRL?
Piledriving is pretty enjoyable.
only for dudes whose wangs point straight down when they are bonering. thanks for the info, Rabbit :tup:
or is it :tdown:
Not sure if SRK has a car thread or anything like that, so ill just ask this here.
My car got slammed into sometime back and im trying to repair it little by little. My drivers side mirror got knocked off and im looking for a replacement. Id like to order it online and just have someone who knows what they are doing put it on, but I want to make sure im getting the right part. I have a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant.
http://www.amazon.com/TYC-6530032-Mitsubishi-Galant-Replacement/dp/B002P8JW8G/ref=au_pf_pfg_s?ie=UTF8&Make=Mitsubishi|72&Model=Galant|939&Year=2003|2003&carId=001&n=15684181&newCar=1&s=automotive&vehicleType=automotive Anyone know for sure if this is the part I need? I noticed there is remote, and manned ver. Also heated and non heated ect. Iono wtf any of this means lol. I have power windows and locks, but the mirrors are stationary. Halp meh srk.
All the more reason shit like that does nothing for me in porn. Porn’s not enjoyable unless the woman’s at least believably getting off, if not actually doing so.
I probably shouldn’t be laughing as hard as I am.
There is only one unusual position I’ve seen in porn that I want to actually try. That is where I lay back and put my legs up while the chick thrusts her vagine on my cock. I’d probably want one of those drinks with an umbrella in it during the act as well.
If I randomly met Reiko Nakamori, and she wanted to fuck, I think I’d take the risk.
Except Ron Jeremy has banged pretty much every porn star in the industry, a large number of them unprotected, and his dick still seems to be working quite fine. I’m not saying this as a recommendation to bang porn stars, but given the large number of risky behaviors one can engage in, banging a porn star with a condom is pretty far down on the “gonna ruin your life” scale.
That being said, there are porn stars I’d bang without question.
Yo that’s liable to break your dick and snap all your dick tendons or whatever. That’s messed up.
…or messed down?
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