SRK Lounge V. 16 The Politically Correct Edition...nah. Let's keep the midget jokes going Sovi3t!

MIla’s all right. She’s just got that straight vertical line model thing going on. Not that I wouldn’t smash, just… meh.

And, as much as we like to fantasize about them, I’d bet that given a decent chance, most of us could swing a celebrity/model. From what I hear, it’s pretty much irresponsible sex land with celebs. :tup:

Oscar bait…

yeah, not doubt in my mind i could bag some of the ugly celebs i wanna screw.

oh, and next thread? calf posts.

Someone just sent me a bunch of “Fuck u” (not even “you”) on IRC. I think it’s clu 2. I guess he’s still mad nobody likes him. :rofl:

what the hell happened? i still don’t know what happened! :mad:

He got called out on being a moron by Warp. Some people joined in. I gave him a reality check about nobody liking him. He then tried to flame me by mentioning one of my ex girlfriends (which is deliciously ironic knowing what I now know about him) so I banned for 90 days.

Anyway I don’t know if it’s him. It’s just a guess.

He dug up dirt long been buried and someone wasn’t appreciative about them diggin in the flower garden.

I don’t mind the topic being brought up, I was a bit creeped out by him remembering my life that well though. I guess I made quite an impression in his life. Then again what can I say? I am pretty damn awesome.

It seemed less the topic being brought up and more the reason for it being brought up to me. Either way it was kind of creepy.

Anyone here seen that show Sons of Guns? It’s fucking awesome.

Thank you for that, been meaning to start that show.

I thought about you today while I was at Walmart.

Hahaha cuz thats kind of thing people like to hear. “Yo Wal Mart Reminded me of you.”

Actually, the absurd number of tall, leggy women in extyremely short shorts at walmart today reminded me of him. This one girl I was behind in the checkout line…my god. She was like 6’3" or some shit. Now, I totally prefer more petite women, but I would have climbed that tree in a heartbeat and rocked it until some fruit fell out.

All the reality shows on discovery channel make me really depressed.

Not because they are bad, I can watch the crab show and the logging show, but because of all the shows they stopped showing that I used to like.

I guess I must not have liked them that much because I don’t even remember their names, but it was just non reality stuff that taught you stuff.

Oh well.

The talk about Walmart made me want to check People of Walmart.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/47296

There have been some good ones I’ve missed out on. It never fails to surprise me that these people are willing to show skin.

SRK drama is awesome. I am still amazed people even actually get banned here

dunno if i ever showed u guys this, but I recorded this at work, about a month ago. Some crazy asian lady who walks around all the time with one of those peat moss flower pots on her head. She goes around town everywhere like this:

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yup thats a dirt and flower pot she is wearing like she is Gouken or some shit

There was a guy in my old neighborhood that walked around in a duct tape helmet. There was also an old lady who used to go to the laundromat in her Saturn station wagon, turn the radio up really loud, and sleep in there. Oh, the station wagon was full of junk, pouring all the way up into the passenger’s seat. One day I went to the laundromat and I didn’t see the station wagon for a change, so I figured she wasn’t there. Nope. She apparently upgraded to a Saturn SUV, which she filled with junk pouring into the passenger seat, and continued to sleep outside with the radio way too fucking loud.

Don’t front, Sov. You know that’s your new girl.

My dad works at Wal-mart and I really need to arm him with a camera and have him video himself clowin on people. He mostly messes with black people who need to take care of their kids, but he’s pretty funny.

ip man 2 is borderline that. the boxer in the movie had no qualms in killing asians with his superior western boxing.

Oh, and I totally forgot my original reason for opening up The Lounge in the first place.

Does anyone in here read Charles Stross? I’m so pissed off that for some reason they’ve added his personal site to the web filter here at work. But I fell in love with his writing after seeing, getting immediately hooked on and reading The Concrete Jungle, the first in his “Laundry” series of books. I know there’s a few here that enjoy a good yarn about secret government organizations, death rays and mythical beasts of legend. Good stuff. :tup:

that’s wild. i’m not gonna lie, when i saw Warpticon quoted me in my alerts, i was bracing for impact :rofl:

man, i was thinking about SRK when i went to Venice Beach. i gotta tell everybody about these legs :rofl: