SRK Lounge V. 16 The Politically Correct Edition...nah. Let's keep the midget jokes going Sovi3t!

What are the real options though? I keep hearing about hacking up social security and other shit.

Maybe this is a sign to REALLY invest in the economy, rather than idiotic bailouts

Raise the debt ceiling like they’ve done like 30 times before this.

They are debating what cuts to make and will do so probably right up to the deadline so neither “party” looks “weak”

FUCK! :mad: THEY FUCKING CALLED AGAIN! :mad: FUCK! FUCK!

Man you need to threaten litigation or something. Tell them if they don’t take your number off you’ll sue.

I mean I would think you could sue for something like this.

Are you signed up on the do not call registry? If not sign up. Then you have to wait 31 days.

Next time they call, bullshit your way through the conversation. Claim you are recording this phone call as evidence of harassment.

I wouldn’t be so sure. The GOP’s number goal is to make sure Obama doesn’t serve a second term. Which is hilarious because Obama is basically a black Bush since he shares 98% of he policies. Not to mention Obama’s idea of bipartisanship is getting on his knees for Republitards. Anyway, they want the country to crash so they can blame it all on Obama which would stifle reelection. It’s basically fraud, since republicans racked up all the large majority of the debt and now don’t want to pay it back.

i need to bug a lawyer. Ultraaaaaaaa! :sad:

been signed up since 03. i think i might try that harassment bluff when they call back later on tonight…

rofl…youre out of my jurisdiction. Now if you were in atl or nyc where i actually have some pull, i could help you out. Just dont pick up the phone…or when you pick up start speaking chinese or spanish…yknow the good ol’ bill collector trick

https://complaints.donotcall.gov/complaint/complaintcheck.aspx?panel=2

Read this stuff carefully and see if you can file a complaint. AT&T may be able to call you regardless.

Lame, son. Very lame.

If the economy defaults both parties will look totally stupid. President for letting it happen and then the republicans for letting it happen while being in control of congress and the house. No one will win. They will raise the debt ceiling, it’s always a penis fight from the other party when it has to happen.

^ Way cheaper than a cable plan, quit bitchin and pay up…

I swear to god son, whitewhine.com imo…

Nobody is cancelling as long as the price hikes stop here… when it becomes >30 expect people to dip extra quick from netflix…

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I just realized I typed “boredome” earlier. Is that, like, unenthusiastic head?

www.whitewhine.com is right.
I pay 150 for my phone, tv and internet and I don’t bitch and moan.

Things that happen to happen before I’m interested in Bodybuilding again.:

  1. No more canned tans. I can’t get past the canned tans. Everyone looks so ridiculous and I’ve lost interest right away.

Christ today I shopped for internet for the first time in this city. I didn’t know you had to pay over $100 a month to have a bandwidth cap over 100gigs. I also didn’t know regular plans have a 5gig monthly limit…five fucking gigs a month…what the fuck.

i should just start screaming into the phone :bluu:

yeah, looking through it now. thanx

so i can be labelled a national security risk? no thanx

I’m imagining Epidemic watching the news when this happens.

How have I never heard of this site until now? Thanks J. This will become regular viewing for me.

-Starhammer-

(What? I’ve linked to Cracked at least twice before, Starhammer. I think even one or two threads ago. You wound me, good sir.)

Well, today’s been a weird day, at least news-wise. Between seeing my old manager on TV, seeing that some likely crazy person decided to drive the wrong way & fatally slam into someone, seeing other dumbass at baseball game almost get himself killed in the exact same way someone died less than a week ago and some other things, it’s been…bizarre.

Meh.

Speaking of “meh”, the alerts are still woefully inconsistent for some reason that I’m still unaware of. I feel like I should (try to) ask MrWizard, but I’ll probably just wait until after Evo if it even needs come to that. I might still be able to figure this out by myself, at least if I make this computer run faster since it’s been so slow lately…[/whitewhine]

This is unfortunately true, though I don’t think that’s limited to just this country when it comes to economic gaps.

What’s so amazing about the fact that most people are idiots regardless of how much money they have? It’s a pretty obvious and unfortunate fact of life.

On the one hand, I want to say that this just proves the UN is even more useless than we already thought it was. On the other hand, given that this is the disarmament committee, I can’t say it’s exactly a bad idea to make North Korea feel important while in reality its position doesn’t mean shit.

I mean, disarmament? The very thing that the U.S. is so hypocritical about when it asks other countries to do so? That other countries are very unlikely go along with, even those that actually can stand to look like allies with N. Korea? Bitch, please. That will never happen.

Sweet! Now we can experience the act of getting robbed for free!

Indeed, maxx. Have you learned nothing from Bear Grylls?

So “boredome” is basically superfluous when talking about most women then?

It’s such a shame that I missed out on getting into a good fight when I was a little kid… that’s the time in life when you can really get away with it.

I need to win a large amount of money some day soon. Money beats the hell out of nearly any problem you’ll have in life…yes, even loneliness and the absence of love. I’ll buy any bitch I want with the quickness… and fire her ass once she’s worn out her welcome. Money gives you the POWER, man. It’s like the real life Infinity Gauntlet. Far enough into the future, you just buy the highly advanced robot women, and stop dealing with regular human bitches completely. If you’re silly enough to want a son or daughter at some point… sheeeit, you could buy that too. Just imagine that freedom… getting enough money one day to immediately quit whatever job you have and decide to never work again in life. There would be absolutely no downside at all to such a lifestyle, unless you’re an idiot that would spend it all within a matter of 2 to 3 years. Of course one would also have to cut ties with any annoying “friends” that would most likely beg you for money. Sadly for me, that would take some extensive dodging… I’ve had annoying friends that don’t go away even if you dodge them for years.

…and that reminds me… just how fucking sad is that shit? Why would people ever be THAT dependent on another person’s friendship? That’s co-dependency on another level… that’s a parasite’s lifestyle. It’s better to be a hermit, actually… because most people are trash anyway, and they should not be trusted.

Money can’t buy happiness? Get the hell out of here with that. See how happy I would be if I were chillin’ on a newly purchased yacht with nothing but the most gorgeous strippers and whores and various other live entertainment acts… while the average person continues a daily 9 to 5 in a cubicle somewhere, daydreaming about the weekend on his shitty 15-minute break in the afternoon.

…sheeeit, life would’ve been 10000x better if I happened to be born into a wealthy family. I’m insanely jealous of all the “rich brats” out there that had it made from day 1… folks like Paris or anyone else born into the Hilton family… or that guy from the Busch family August or whatever his name is… (in the news recently since his girlfriend died at the house, and of course there’s absolutely no kind of legal consequence. A “regular” person would probably be in jail already, just on suspicion.) College and “career”… those things are optional for people like that.