SRK Lounge V. 16 The Politically Correct Edition...nah. Let's keep the midget jokes going Sovi3t!

With the big-ass divide between the mega-rich and everybody else, how would a flat tax be implemented here?

What percentage of lower/middle class’ income is spent on goods?
Richie rich rich class?

I don’t think you’ve thought this through.

that chick from AT&T called me twice today asking me to switch internet to them. she’s now like “WE WILL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR 14.99 FOR A YEAR!” if she calls tomorrow, i’m going to straight up say i’ll never switch to AT&T even if it was free. EVEN IF THEY PAID ME FOR IT! i mean, damn. i know the poor girl is just doing her job, but i’ve asked to be taken off the list like every time she calls. i’m going to have to just straight up hang up in this girl’s face from now on :bluu:

AT&T keeps calling you to try and give you service? Shit, we have to keep calling them to fix the damn service.

Next time ask her what she’s wearing. I bet she’s wearing a moustahce.

Then ask her what she’s not wearing. I bet she’s not wearing deoderant.

that’s how it works. rub the skin off their knees begging you to join up and then ignore you when you have a problem.

also the bandwidth cap. fuck that.

yeah i should ask her how her calves are shaped.

Shoe size and color of socks would be nice…

You know what, since we’re throwing out ideas of what to ask Shaft’s AT&T rep for our own sexual fantasies, I’d like to know if she has misaligned nipples.

Watching Fat Head which shits all over Super Size me.

TIL: That Kool-Aid was originally liquid and called “Fruit Smack.” Smack indeed. :tup:

I was also reminded of the legendary flavors of the 90’s: Purplesarus Rex and Sharkleberry Fin. Y’all know what I’m talkin’ 'bout! :tup:

Dubbed in what? French?

Sheeeeit, commercial time…

Bolthouse Farms’ Strawberry/Banana/Apple smoothie…SO GOOD™. This is magic in a bottle, folks. If it were a little cheaper (or if I made more money… it’s 3.28 for one small bottle at Kroger!) I’d buy a pack of this stuff on a regular basis.

Ask her if she’s a big girl while you’re at it. :tup:

You know I had to add that in there right, Shaft?

yea…theyre not supposed to do that lol. They must run the lines where you live maybe…

The fuck is this shit?

North Korea is the chair of the DISARMAMENT COMMITTEE?

lololololol. really? LIKE REALLY?

I don’t know what else to say but “what the fuck”.

That’s thread worthy…

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun li will be on FX tonight @ 8 EST!

Now we can watch the greatest SF movie for free! **

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My new job has made me realize how much I can’t STAND AT&T’s customer service…especially at night.