SRK Lounge Ultimate Space Jam

the whole eastcoast has the flu lol.

I’ve become a guinea pig at work with a new Win 7 box. If I didn’t have any clue that our IT dept was full of incompetent security nazis before, I do now. :bluu:

I just got invaded in Dark Souls, which caused me to lose about 1 million souls.

In related news, I need a new controller.

They didn’t really show anything, so there was no reason to even aim for a female demographic. This Dante isn’t even that hot :coffee: .

I have three things to say to this:

  1. You work there?
  2. I want to work a bookstore :(.
  3. I love his song, “She”, though when you finally pay attention to the lyrics, you’ll realize it’s pretty dark.

I’ll watch the game when I get home.

:rofl:

I hope this is based on a real person, and I hope that person read it.

i got a question for you whites:

fuck you

I find that SRK having a relationship thread is like the mentally handicapped having a spelling bee

until you ask them to spell “nigger faggot”.

You say that her feet are hideous, which implies that feet can also be not hideous.

That in turn implies that some feet could be beautiful.

For you to imply that, in turn implies that you are able to appreciate beautiful feet.

And it would thus imply, that if someone were capable of being able to appreciate beauty in feet, would in thus have quite a preference for them over non-beautiful feet.

I don’t understand how you could be sexually aroused by feet, but that is your own thing I guess.

It’s always the smallest things that get you.

When I read that bit that was like “nothing much happens here, which is typical, just fucking typical” I completely lost it, I’m in tears right now.

I use to be scared to venture outside of that thread due to how SRK’s openness to women. /sarcasm

But it’s come to a point where I’m confusing that thread with the cackling, whining and bitching of the women on The View. Fuckin’ wastes of life. :bluu:

Dead.

Just got back from my job interview. Went really well, far better than I hoped. The guy who interviewed me was a game developer like I am, even though the job itself is not game-related (but it is a programming job). There may be hope for me yet!

Man, this article is a real head trip.

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Yea man but Black Baron died like 15 or 20 times in MadWorld and was always back to intro the next mini game or to be the last boss (where he died again!). clearly death is a minor set back to the characters of Anarchy Reigns.

On the subject of DmC: Devil May Cry, the gameplay is a big issue for me, it’s a step back in a lot of ways, not just combo potential, an aspect i don’t care quite as much about, but even the enemies are brain dead and lacking anything resembling aggression, so it’s not going to give any compelling combat anyway, even if the combo potential was there.

With that said, the new look really turns me off. I admit I disliked this game from the first trailer, the aesthetic design for this game is fuckin ugly as hell. The trade in from cool gothic inspired castles and towers and towns for a grungy shit hole city full of garbage (Literally garbage littering the streets) really sucks. Not even looking at Dantes old design and just being objective about his current design, it sucks. When he smiles it looks like he has Max Payne 1 constipation face. His personality is of putting. Dante and Nero where cocky and shit but OG Dante wouldn’t slap a can of Slurrm out of a kids hand like a total shit head, the constant cussing, and his deign really just being a dark haired Nero (Has a DB mechanic, coat colors are the same, blue on outside, red on inside) the character redesign doesn’t offer any kind of new look into the character type that Dante inhabits, nothing about this reboot benefits from the kinds of things a reboot is supposed to benefit from.

The way the levels warp and twist in real time is really cool but does nothing for the game, it just creates boring, uninspired platforming that abuses the Devil Bringer to blue orb hook mechanic from DMC4. This whole world warping mechanic is good but badly implemented.

They basically made a reboot, changed every aesthetic aspect of the game, then added nothing new to it, all it’s ideas come from other games, and it doesn’t look at the content in any kind of new or interesting way or even look at the main character from a different perspective. They just made him meaner and less likable, and grunged him up.

I think the way a game looks can be really really important to it’s quality. I don’t think Graphics are the end all be all but i do disagree with others when they say they don’t matter. In this case they matter a lot and compound the rest of the other games serious problem. It’s fucking ugly, and the gameplay doesn’t elevate the game enough to look past it.

Olivia Munn has re-appeared on Attack of the Show, at least for this segment…looking unfuckingbelievable as usual. She doesn’t even have much in the way of curves, but that girl still manages to be off the goddamn charts on the hotness scale, imo. I’d steal those panties and sniff them, definitely.

So many classic moments… it was even hot seeing her being terrified of balloons being popped. (heh, funny thing there… I remember she slipped up and cursed on that show when Kevin popped one of the balloons next to her, catching her off guard… I suppose they really were airing live that day.)
*ah, this is apparently for the entire show! It’s an Olivia special?! Yessssssss.

…annnd I’ve reminded myself once again of those Olivia+Anna David fantasies… goodness gracious :sweat: It would be possibly the greatest lesbo duo ever filmed. Well, my imagination filled in the blanks there… on numerous occasions…

TheOnion was looking more and more budget the last time I looked. Only in the sports and a random related link, but this one

I probably don’t like guns, nobody likes talking about that, but I do like gorillas.

Guys… its called Repoopulate

Oh yeah, this one I saw recently in the system is even worse… the guy isn’t even 20 yet. He’s 19…and Married with Children. That is some seriously sad shit, man.

I still remember when this one popular couple in my high school decided to get married immediately after graduation, and how some people were laughing at how ridiculous that concept was. She happened to be one of the hottest girls in school though…kinda looked like Cheryl “Salt” James from Salt N Peppa. (possibly the hottest woman in the history of rap, imo…still looks good) heh, I wonder how many years they’ve been divorced at this point?

Still though… a guy that’s 19 at this very moment, and living the oh-so-thrilling life of a family man…and probably destined to be living from check to check for the rest of his life as a result of such foolishness…you’ve got to be kidding me with that. Whether he went into this situation willingly or was dragged into it by an “oops…” pregnancy (that she planned), the end result is still a miserable, bleak ocean of shit with no hope of escape. Actually, it shouldn’t be a surprise. I’d bet most men don’t really think through the negative possibilities on this issue. Most people really just stumble through life, making all kinds of goofy, stupid mistakes every 3 seconds like it’s an episode of Three Stooges, where you see Curly getting frustrated with something as simple as putting a suit on a damn coat hanger, because he’s too stupid to know how to do that simple task effectively without ruining the suit or inadvertently cutting himself with the hanger.

[continuing to beat a dead horse here, because it’s so much fun]…I just can’t get over what a mistake that is. So, you’re stuck at home with a crying baby and a nagging wife at that young age… meanwhile, your friends may be playing some games that night, or out watching a sporting event at a Buffalo Wild Wings, or perhaps enjoying the occasional strip club visit, or messing with actual, official whores…or random hos at the club if that’s their thing. See, they can do whatever the hell they want to do, whenever they want to do it. Haha, you can’t say the same for this poor schmo with the ball & chain.

…and what benefit is it to the woman in the equation? A guy that’s only 19 or 20 obviously isn’t going to have it going on financially unless he happens to be a trust-fund baby, or a child tv/movies/music star. Some catch there… you snagged a guy that will be doomed to low-paying blue-collar jobs for the rest of his life. I don’t really see how anyone “wins” there.

This year I have one main goal, I will finally be going to Evo! Even though most of the games present don’t interest me anymore (no more Marvel/CVS2) , it’ll be worth it for the experience.

This is a really random question, but a 2 SRK Lounges ago you posted a link of this good A3 Juni player but I can’t seem to find it. Do you still have the link?