Indian guy named Bruce Lee - "I want to be just like Bruce Lee!"
Bruce Lee’s grandpa - “Bruce Lee was an alien.”
Things I discovered on tumblr: kpop roleplaying.
fat girl…i think you mean allllll girls. the girls i meet who are into that shit are alot hotter than you’d expect. cons and tumblr have taught me that.
More than likely, it’s to give a sense that “hey, this will happen to me someday…someday.”
I mean, I have some hot young followers on Tumblr, but it’s the fatties who actually send me messages about how much they want to ride my bearded face. Maybe it’s just fat girls are just like “Fuck it, I’m fat.”
Now i am intrigued to know what the fuck do you write to get that type of response 
Here’s one of the more popular ones:
Spoiler
I like. Bruises. From fucking you. I like. Blood. From fucking you. I like. The pain. Of fucking you. The pleasure of that pain. The need of that rush. I like. The smell. Of your pussy. When it’s excited. When you want me. I like. When you submit. I like. When you resist. I like. How rough you like it. I like. Being rough with you. I like. Making you cum. From Pain. From pleasure. From our filthy sex. our sinful needs. Your hands bound. Breathing restricted. Hair pulled. Nails in flesh. Tearing. Biting. Bleeding. Violent sex. Violent love. Violent needs. Our violence. Our beautiful violence. It hurts. To love. You. To fuck. You. I spill it out. For you. For us. For the pain of our love. Our lust. Our needs. Bloody needs. Bruised needs. Wanting. Needing. Getting. Resisting. Fuck. I need you. Your mouth. Your throat. Your cunt. Your ass. I want it all. I want you to give it to me. Let me. Fuck you. Eat you. Bite you. Slap you. Choke you. Let me. Show you. My painful love. My twisted needs. Your twisted wants. Let’s fuck. Dirty. Messy. Bloody. Let’s love. The same way. With lust. And passion. And pain.
are fat girls really into sentence fragments
So a 14 year old’s bad live journal faux poetry?
OH SNAP, SIMULTANEOUS CLINT VS DHC BURN ON ANGRY LIB
shrug I guess. That one actually got a pretty even amount of love from fatties and non-fatties. Also, I don’t write to appease grammar structures.
You know what burns on SRK need more of? Live journal references. I rarely see those on here.
I’M NOT PART OF YOUR SYSTEM MAN
Fatties liked that cuz you used words like “eat”
Damn, I need to incorporate more food references.
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s fuck on a pizza box"
Not enough use of random periods to be my writing. It would be more like :
I. Want to. Fuck. Your. Blue rose. Red roses. I’m going. To. Fuck your. Pizza Box. Let’s have pizza. You. Fat. Slut.
As a man who has never fucked a fat girl, I gotta ask this.
Does the fat affect the pussy quality?
Like is it loose and flabby?
@Sovi3t I need your input.
I didn’t know that fat women had to struggle to breathe while typing as well.
Is this my chance to do my dance at the space jam?
So I made the dean’s list. I’m actually shocked. Still trying to calculate what I got now I have my B.
This literally never occurred to me until you said this.