meh, maybe one day I’ll get around to watching it.
Dean and Sam should meet the Doctor, the fanboy in me for both series demands ghost Daleks.
Don’t forget. Someone will quote one of the long-winded posts and try to make sense of it all. I don’t know who exactly, but I can already see his beady little eyes and unshaven face in the mirror.
-Starhammer-
Fucking training. I wanna quit just because of how mentally draining the boredom is. My mind can’t decide whether I enjoy being broke and happy better than having money at the moment.
I will accept the sandwhich, but only if it is made by some ugly, barefoot chick who lives in the kitchen. They KNOW how to make a sammich!
-Starhammer-
ok so some black dude called me yesterday and was like
“aye i got yo numba from Lil Fred. u fix compurta?”
“yeah” (here we go… rappers and/or friends of rappers man…)
“my name Delano. ya know me? from youtube?”
“sorry, i don’t. i’ll check you out though, haha.”
“aight. anyway i got a blue screen. how much to fix it?”
“what is the blue screen saying?”
“i need to startup repair”
“ok, i’ll need to take a look at it. but i’ll need a little money up front to tell you what’s wrong with it. 10bux” (these are local rappers. they don’t have money. i’m just helping them out)
“10 dollars? ‘pshhhhhh’ imma call u back”
he calls back today at 10
“ok this is what i wanna do. i want you to take all my stuff off of it. i got some beats in there. don’t fix anything. how much?”
“eh, 40?”
“aight. imma be over there in 5 minutes”
“ok”
he comes over and he looks familiar to me. he looks at me and goes:
“aye ain’t you [my sister]'s brother?”
“haha yeah”
“oh wusup mang?”
turns out he’s friends with my sister’s ex. i met both of them at Wal-Mart and he was trying to hit on my underage cousin the whole night. also he’s kinda youtube famous.
in your face, Damned.
EDIT: ok, this is funny
I know, a little ashamed. Also if a human who is a werewolf gets turned into a cyberman would they be a werewolf cyberman?
Nigga, did you just try and take my sammich? You live in the 5th floor of an apartment building and never use the front door do you bro?
Shaft is Dominican. I feel it in my bones. What do I win?!
Why do people like red lipstick? It looks so clownish to me. Wear something that at least looks a little natural without having kissed an ivy bush.
Joined the darkside last night…bought character DLC.
Lol at week’s dumbass going on the “white people are losing” schtick.
The “N” word will always be corny to me, even moreso when non-blacks use it.
Daytona USA is best racer out there until SEGA releases Daytona 2.
Nah son, you don’t understand!! I don’t care about the house, but I likes the sammich, and I wants the sammich. Now you can a choice. Do I have to take this shit or are gonna give it to me willingly?
-Starhammer-
The only sammich you getting from me is filled with cockmeat and extra mayo.
Um, pardon my asking, but why are you carrying around a cockmeat sandwhich? And may is never used anymore. It’s about dat miracle whip now!!!
-Starhammer-
Girls just ain’t wearing it right. Red lips can be hot. There’s a reason it’s the default lipstick color for women everywhere… everywhere where they won’t be dismembered for wearing lipstick. :tup:
Woot I just got a 4% raise. Does anyone know how I can look up the current annual inflation rate of US so I can see if it was an actual bump or a pay cut? sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
What training?
If we’re talking power sets that shit goes to mummy, easy. Fuck mages and paradox right in the ass.
Wet wet wet she the wetest in the building. This nigga bout to blow up.
Search SupaDay10 on Youtube to watch his new music video. I’m not linking it because it’s practically porn it’s so good.
I leave you with this instead
Spoiler
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Black Author wins The Matrix Copyright Infringement Case « Brand Newz
"This little known story has met a just conclusion, as Sophia Stewart, African American author of The Matrix will finally receive her just due from the copyright infringement of her original work!!!
A six-year dispute has ended involving Sophia Stewart, the Wachowski Brothers, Joel Silver and Warner Brothers. Stewart’s allegations, involving copyright infringement and racketeering, were received and acknowledged by the Central District of California, Judge Margaret Morrow presiding. She will soon receive one of the biggest payoffs in the history of Hollywood, as the gross receipts of both films and their sequels total over 2.5 billion dollars."