SRK Lounge "There's a naked man in my room" edition

[CLU_2]

i only played the FF games prior to playstation, where they turned the main characters into metraosexual effeminate faggots that you typically find in gay animes that homosexual gamer otakus like to beat off to when they look at hentai

i personally hate JRPGs, but have a soft spot for all NES and SNES ones due to childhood memories. obviously PC rpgs blow Jrpgs out of the water, and PC gaming >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> consoles

You’re forgetting the most critical part, fish.

NES and SNES JRPGs didn’t actually suck.

Trust that inner child.

And of course PC gaming>>>>>>>>console gaming.

Not just due to its own merit, but because Emus.

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[Geese_Pants]

Yes sir. The Animated Series was a lot better though.

**#FreeStuartHayden **

Well that goes without saying…I need to pick up The Tick Animated Series.

WHERE’S MY EEK THE CAT/THUNDERLIZARDS COLLECTION!?!?!?!

Random finding: Jason Preistly was the voice of Squat for the majority of the Thunderlizards…

[SoVi3t]

Hold up…there was a Tick live action series?

It was awesome except they butchered most characters.

So, Stuart got banned.

goes to bed

[ckrazy]

GD is what we would call a "Demilitarized zone " once you step out anything can happen and everyone know this. I’m sorry but I don’t give a fuck what happens to Stuart. Nigga been stepping out of safe zone for the last 6 months. He should of known eventually a stray bullet was gonna clip him.

[Stabby]

FF7, FFX, FF12 all the characters were exactly the same with the exception of limit breaks (and Yuna’s summoning in 10). Probably the same way in 8 too, but I never played that one.

[AYO]

Last two actually. He isn’t in the first.

Any particular reason as to why only those two? Other than he didn’t feel like it? lol.

[iShotto]

what exactly does NESTS mean??

[AYO]

Nobody Enjoys Shotto Talking Sass.

[ThePurpleBunny]

what exactly does NESTS mean??

Nests. Where birds live. C’mon, man. Think.

[ckrazy]

Nests. Where birds live. C’mon, man. Think.

fucking asshole I was going to post this.

[mIRC]

I don’t know why my left shoe always becomes untied, yet my right shoe never does.

It’s just one of those mysteries. Like when I put my robe in the wash with the belt on it, but without fail they’re completely separate afterward.

Washing Machine Wendigos

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/7XsmM.gif

[iShotto]

blast it all the obvious escapes me yet again…

[ckrazy]

Pertho’s thread is hilarious.

[The_Damned]

(Completely random realization: 15 years later, I now know/realize that one of the main character’s in Living Color was named after the prophet Mohammed’s first wife. Weird…)

Ugh. Damn health. Damn computer. I’ll catch up on the thread of the thread past page 4 in a bit. Why the hell is thread moving even faster than usual anyway?

realizes he slept through most of today again

…Fuck.

Why for cursing Bards?

Back to working my main project now that NaNoWriMo is over. Just kinda pain in the ass trying to make them legitimately threatening while primarily keeping them supportive with limited move space within the system I’m using.

That felt gooooood. Dropkick has been dropped.

Link please.

I feel SWBeta being dumb. I was getting hit on by a hot hick with a really nice ass my first semester of community college while playing Marvel. I was dumb back then though.

Not sure if intentional.

Thanks for the input. Actually, I posted again a few posts down stating what the stamina gauge would govern.

Here are the modes that I have written:

[details=Spoiler]
[LIST]
[]**Arcade: **the standard single-player mode where you fight various opponents and reach the final boss. The final boss should be challenging, but not cheap, as most final bosses tend to be.
[]**Versus: **this mode offers the standard 1v1 play, but also offers team play, tag mode, tournament, and special conditions.
[LIST]
[]Single play: the standard one-on-one mode.
[]Team play: This is a team-based match where you can have 2 to 5 fighters per side.
[]Tag: This is a 2v2 mode where you can swap in fighters at will. Matches end when both fighters on one side are defeated.
[]Tournament: this is an 8-player, double elimination mode where players fight to be #1.
[]Special Conditions: In this mode, conditions are applied to each match. The conditions that are applied are random. Special mode serves to force the player to change their strategy when certain features aren’t available to them. Here are some examples of conditions:
[LIST]
[]Jump disabled
[]Every hit is a counter hit
[]No blocking
[]Corners cause damage
[]No projectiles
[]Infinite special meter/exhaustion gauge
[]Less gravity
[]etc.
[/LIST]
[/LIST]
[]**Training: **this mode should be full of features, as most good players will spend most of their time here. Beyond the usual features, there will be the following:
[LIST]
[]a speed setting so that players can slow down the game, or even freeze and advance it frame by frame so they can check the timing on moves and combos.
[]The ability to show collision boxes, as well as an explanation of what each box is for.
[]Frame advantage/disadvantage counter. Can be used to help the player figure out which moves are safe and which ones are not.
[]An online training mode where you can practice with a friend. This is a highly-requested feature in the fighting game community.
[]The ability to record, save and upload any training sessions to the Internet.
[]You can take snapshots at any time and save them to the hard disk. The player would have the option to remove the HUD before saving the file.
[/LIST]
[]Tutorial: teaches the player how to play 2DF. There would be three levels of tutorials: basic, intermediate, and advanced. In addition to a brief explanation of each system, there will be exercises the player will have to perform to help them understand the game. Important terms should be highlighted, and by pressing a certain button, a pop-up window should appear, providing the definition of the term.
[LIST]
[]Basic: explains things like moving, dashing, basic attacks, the health bar, timer, the special meter, and how to perform special moves.
[]Intermediate: covers the application of the special meter, various canceling techniques and any systems unique to the game.
[]Advanced: covers things like frame advantage, applying pressure, defending against mixups, etc.
[/LIST]
[]**Challenge: **this mode is divided into two submenus: Combo and Trial.
[LIST]
[]Combo: this mode focuses only on combos for each character. The goal here should be to give the player some practical combos, i.e. combos that would be good to use in vs. Mode. The combos should focus primarily on viability, rather than length. One of the problems of recent fighting games is that the combos are so long that part of the combo is cut off the screen. The game should only check if a combo is completed; this means that the player is free to add moves or perform actions, so long as they fulfil the combo. Each character has 10 combo challenges.
[]Trial: this consists of specific situations for each character. Trials serve to help the player understand a character’s playstyle. The goal of the trials should be to present highly interesting situations. For example, one trial might be to keep an opponent in the air for 10 seconds. Another trial might be to defeat an opponent with high health using a character with low damage, and it must be done in 15 seconds. The trials should only state the objective and any special conditions, and nothing more. The idea is to get the player to think about how to solve each situation without any help. This will help them in vs. Play. There are 10 trials for each character.
[/LIST]
[]**Replay: **this mode allows you to watch any matches that were downloaded from the Internet. You can also save your last 10 local or online matches. Integrated YouTube support could allow you to upload your matches with quality up to 1080p without having to leave the game. What this means is that you could play the game while the file is uploading, however the player should be locked out of online play when this happens. This would prevent players from playing the game with a busy connection, which would mess up the experience for others. The Training, Combo and Trial modes can also be saved and uploaded.
[]*Color Edit: Allows the player to change the colours of each character. The player should have full access to the color spectrum (i.e. RGB can be set from 0 to 255) for each part that’s editable. The color edit mode should be similar to *TheKing Of Fighters XIII’s system. Note: if this game uses 3D graphics, then it should allow for accessories, and the game could allow for purchasing/earning accessories throughout the game, similar to Virtua Fighter.
[]**Music Edit: **ideally, the music should be so good that the player will not want to change the music. However, it’s not possible to satisfy the tastes of every player. Music Edit should allow the player to change every theme in the game, from the character select music to the game over music. Any music supplied would come from the player’s hard drive. The music would begin and end where appropriate, so when transitioning between menus, the current music would stop while the next one loads. In the event where the custom music is not available, the game should switch back to the default track.
[]**Vault: **This mode is basically a shop where players can buy various things with in-game currency. Currency can be earned in all modes except Training. Examples of items that can be bought:
[LIST]
[]Artwork that could be used to change the wallpaper in the menus.
[]New music that can then be used in Music Edit.
[]New accessories for characters. *Only if using 3D graphics!
[]New modes
[]“Making of” videos
[]etc.
[/LIST]
[]**Online Play: **this allows players to play the game over the Internet. Matches can be recorded and saved to the hard drive, and later uploaded to the Internet. Available modes of play are the same as in Versus. In all modes, matches can be spectated or you can practice against the CPU while you wait. While spectating, players can bet on who wins a match. All bets go into a pot; the winner takes the entire pot. Players earn currency for winning matches; Tournament mode offers the biggest payout to the top player.[/details]
[/LIST]

I see. Most of this makes sense. Quite a bit of it would depend on the type of fighter, obviously, but it still makes sense, especially splitting up combo and trial modes into two separate things–that always bugged the hell out of me, especially since combos as trials really don’t teach you a damn thing for the most part even before an actual tutorial mode.

However, when it comes to the Special Condition part, I have to say that I don’t think it should be forced random. Perhaps it should be random from the get-go and then you have the option to buy the special conditions from the “vault” if you’re going to involve a currency system.

I also can’t say that I like the music editing option, not because of the actual principle, though. It’s just because a lot of people seem to have taste in the same, shitty music that already gets too much play. Game-music should just be game-music, especially if you hired people to make it. It seems kinda like an insult to those people on top of sounding needlessly complicated.

If people want to put there own music over things, then you should just give them option to turn SFX down to zero.

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=328

bahahahahha. goodm0urning you should check this out.

Heh. Not goodm0urning obviously, but you don’t have to be him to appreciate this; I really need to read more Hark! A Vargant!

Poor Diana. That one where she asks the other woman what she actually likes about her is quite true. It’s kinda weird how Diana still has wish-washy support considering how long she’s been around, how “big” she is, how constantly Gail Simone writes her and how “Greco-Roman” mythology is easily the most well-“known” (read: commonly heard of) in popular culture.

And yet we still get shit like that recent, horrible Wonder Woman TV show pilot that thankfully didn’t get off the ground just like how a Wonder Woman movie seems like it can’t get off the ground ever. I’m not even entirely sure that you can blame all of that one comic books seemingly actively going out they’re way to piss off women (not like that’s difficult, though in this case it’s mostly legitimate complaints) or Wonder Woman’s original creator having an obvious bondage fetish, which is why she got tired up so often with her own damn lasso and why she has a lasso in the first place.

It’s so mystifying.

[Amazing_Funbags]

Finally reached 9th Lord in UMVC3 now I can stop playing Ranked matches…I think.

[AYO]

According to Supernatural every Priest has an arsenal enough for a small army underneath their church. Also instead of choosing the M-16 or Shotgun, he decided a knife was the best thing to confront the daemon bitch.

[The_Damned]

(As long as we’re vaguely talking about UMvC3, let me just say that I just realized this game tries to turn you into Robotnik and make you hate wildlife. Fucking Amaterasu and Rocket Raccoon have such stupidly small hitboxes. At least Servbot was non-threatening if he didn’t have meter.)

Okay, finally caught up. Having to trudge through pages 4 and 5 reminds me why I thought embedding being allowed when the new forum came about was and still is such a stupid fucking thing, at least to be had in all sections. At the very least, they should have limited that shit to one embedded thing in a post or forced it to only except things instead of spoilers. Ugh.

Trusting people to do anything responsibly always seems like it’s the worst way to go about things.

The Damned is gonna fuckin kill us all by the way.

Seriously. I can’t kill Valaris, but the rest of you are fair game. I wouldn’t even have as much of a problem about it, even with my shitty computer, if people didn’t go out of their way to quote things that are embedded for no goddamn reason, especially when that shit is already on the same page.

glares at Amazing Funbags and others

(FF Tactics is everyone’s favorite FF but of course that doesn’t count)

Damn straight.

Hold up…there was a Tick live action series?

Yeah. It had Patrick Warbuton in it and it was on Fox. It was rather short-lived.

[ThePurpleBunny]

According to Supernatural every Priest has an arsenal enough for a small army underneath their church. Also instead of choosing the M-16 or Shotgun, he decided a knife was the best thing to confront the daemon bitch.

Demons expect humans to use a gun. They do not expect us to counter-attack them with Tom Hanks.

[AYO]

You make a valid point sir.

[Amazing_Funbags]

goodm0urning will like this post.

=3