SRK Lounge "There's a naked man in my room" edition

Both of them are Astronema.

Oh was that her? Hah well there you go. My point made. So hot/cute I couldn’t think straight.

How about I bought the new Roots album and can’t stop listening to it? This shit is gooder than a mug, you know that shit? I got a date in a little bit, but I can’t turn the mamma jamma off long enough to bathe. I’ll probably show up in the restaurant smelling like debt and broken dreams.

And I’ont give a shit neither

You found a girl worth dating in Macon? Holy shit…

Lol. Yeah, man. I might have. This CD is gonna drive a wedge between us like Tony Parker fucking his teammates wives though, probably

errbody slippin in here, other than rockb for repping dat g.i. joe movie intro.

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edit: oh and botz master via mirc (i think RSG3 mentioning thundercats intro also deserves the nod due to him being 100% correct about no one having already put that in here even though it should’ve been).

Came down off my high horse recently and started Herman Caining broads again too…

I wanted those cars from Pole Position and those cycle things from Spiral Zone.

Also how the fuck do lazers make ricochet noises? Niggas shooting lazer bazookas makes me surprised that they don’t have lazer flamethrowers.

It truly is a man’s world.

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If you hit her back, you’re fucked. If you don’t do anything, she’ll keep hitting you. I wish just once some chick would jump in to beat the shit out of the offender in a situation like this.

Puts forth right fist and leaves left fist print.

Only you Tony!!

If only Ray or Rock were on that train. They would’ve put her in her place.

Lol Banshee woman. STOOOOPP IITT STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

esports thing is totally a race issue.

They don’t want the browns and blacks at their tournies.

:rofl: Ol’ boy got the surprise sex. I’ll bet he never celebrates ANYTHING else on the field.

-Starhammer-

Girl tells me she is in an “Open Relationship” and using me to get her BF jealous WTF?

If you read it without thinking too much about it you come away saying “Army life sounds really great.” The cure for that is Firefly.

If she’s in an open relationship, then jealousy ought not factor in.

She’s contradicting herself, and he sees it.

i.e. he doesn’t want to get got over misapprehending the facts due to her possibly being less than honest with him.

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I just wanted to say that Blade 2 is one of my favorite movies of all time. I suppose, by default, it is my favorite super hero movie.

Shove a pencil in her eye until she sees your point.

-Starhammer-

If it was me, I’d put her to sleep. No need to strike.