SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

I am convinced that buzzfeed is the way to the zombie apocalypse. their articles are almost certain to induce brain rot.

-Starhammer-

Time to only carry tens and hundreds.

SFV is pretty stupid when you turn down a rematch in ranked. You’ll go out to find another opponent and it gives you the same fucking person.

If I wanted to play them again, I would’ve. Stop it.

It’s like these guys don’t go outside to any starbucks ever

Bruh, I hot all the emotions in the first few episodes. I actually had to stop and think about the universe for a bit.

I don’t. EVER.

Because I still like picking on ol’ owl face., and any meme where she’s looking stupid is material.

-Starhammer-

this. People used to tell me this shit all the time. Makes you creative and its why the government doesn’t want you doing weed/acid/shrooms becuase it will expand your mind and make you aware of the truth.

what mind breaking and insightful truths.

https://twitter.com/moosaysthecal/status/722655223169359875

So you’re going to post memes made to make psychonauts look bad as evidence that those things are bad.

Nice, bro.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/omg-yoga-for-your-orgasm-craze-where-women-pay-to-have-private-parts-rubbed-arrives-in-sydney/news-story/75cf508b64e060650306983827bb98f3

Wrong line of business, I’m definitely in the wrong line of business.

have you not hanged out with people who do that shit?
Just hearing their conversations when they are high you should see the parallels in the logic they use to construct arguments, or the idiocy of their insights when high.

If your group of friends aren’t as stupid as the overwhelming majority of smokers I know and have hanged out with, I need new friends that do drugs to balance the stupid

Everything you’ve posted has pointed to you needing new friends.

Maybe when trump builds the wall and they send your ass back to Mexico you’ll make some.

Again… I dont know what starbucks you guys go to but the chicks at my starbucks never look like this lol. They all just fat chicks wearing uggs or 14 year old kids.

That Tila reptilian tweet sounds exactly like the stuff Btier used to say. He used to say she was a reptilian in disguise.

That shit be cray. Maybe he IS the chosen one destined to do battle with her.

Don’t quote that mook, please.

Back from my trip, team. Had a good time.
Got souvenirs and the view on the ride there, actually there, and back was fantastic.

I see someone posted a nancy grace meme. Thought on women like her

You know, there is something attractive to me, and i think most men, when it comes to women like her. Theyre like weak untamed wild beast. Its a challenge. In the same way that big strong alpha males are challenges for women that they feel they must conquer.

Like i think ann coulter is bat shit insane, but there is an attraction there. Where i cant stop thinking about taming her. I think most of our relationships if we look back at them, are boring ones, where shit came easy, and the rollercoaster, super in love ones, where youre challenged.

Nancy grace is far from hot, but i still wanna tame that bull. I wanna eventually be sharing DOOBIES OF POT with her, and giving her some good minority dick. lol

The funny part though is, once you get tamed, the game is over, and the relationship usually goes to shit. I went through that for a while when i was younger. That is, when i fucked girls, i instantly didnt care for them anymore. Its so cliche, and was so 180d from my teens and early 20s, where sex meant we were in love forever. I guess after enough heartbreak, one day i subconsciously snapped. I didnt put value in women anymore after fucking them. Goal achieved. Bull tamed. Next.

Humans are so strange. I love it.

Except it is. My dick and her vagina are designed by jesus to be able to bring each other to orgasm. You know, its funny. Ive never complained about bitches not ever being able to suck a good dick. Not ever knowing how to give even an average hand job. MEN DONT COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. Meanwhile, ive had a few girls like, why dont you finger me a little first, or just rub my clit a little first. WHY!? LOL

I mean, i get it, men have a tendency to ignore the pussy play, but bitches be out here frontin too, and always playing the victim. You rub your own pussy, you shy bitch, i’ll suck your titties, and then lets get to fuckin. Bitches drying up, and blaming us.

When i was younger, bitches was always moist. I swear to god they was moister than a towelette. Like the older of a bitch you get, the more annoying the process of fucking her is. lol. Women dont get it though. They think, look at this 40 year old dating a 21 year old. What a creep. Yeah, well that 21 year old gets wet as fuck in minutes, knows how to rub her own pussy, doesnt whine endlessly about shit, can suck a mean dick, doesnt sleep in old hole riddled tshirts, and is likely nicer to be around. lol

I used to. I mostly made fun of them. I only hang out with a few people nowadays, maybe that is the majority lol.

You (and Manx) said it yourself though in a post:

Getting high doesn’t make you better, it’s just something you do. In the same vein, not getting high doesn’t make you any better. I mean it may fuck up some people and get them dependent. but there’s also a number of people that I know that just need to smoke and have a single moment of self reflection that I don’t think they’ve ever had. Not that they couldn’t do this without whatever drug, of course but I think it may make it slightly easier.

It makes music way better though. Hold that. lol. Its funny though. Ive had stone cold sober moments with music where i was just elated. I just had the shit on repeat it was so good, but those are rare. Theyre less rarer on alcohol, but still eh. But if you smoke weed, 100 percent guarantee, music, sex, and food are just going to be better to a level that you wanna get high again just to experience that.

Seriously, one of my main motivations to get high at least a week out of the year, is music. Sex is whatever. Its still good even if im not high, but your stroke game is crazy on weed. Foods whatever, it can still be great sober as a motherfucker. But man, music, music is just on a different level when high.

I almost feel like im sucked into a new dimension when listening to music high on weed.

But i agree with the general conversation, that weed isnt something that doesnt have its downs, and being stoned everyday is somehow okay. I for one, am not a functional person when i get high. Driving high sucks shit, and youre paranoid as fuck. Its not even remotely similar to driving with a nice alcohol buzz. I definitely cant do certain things when high. Maybe i just need the right strain, but i get like extra A.D.D when high. I type slower, so yeah, thats not an option for me in my day to day. To go down to like 50wpm.

**Getting high for me is me turning the lights low. Not off, but low. Its not a time to go workout. Its barely a time to go cook. Its just im finna relax, put on some music, and maybe do something with this boner time. Well, i could hit the club high, or the bar, but in general, no, im not one to do much high. I dont want to either. lol

Im also older now. I use to do a lot of shit high when younger, but honestly 80 percent of it was music, 10 percent hitting the mall, and then 10 percent sleeping immediately. **