SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

I gotta get into these mods. I’ve just been real lazy at learning how to add them to SFV since they were braindead easy in 4.

Today is already starting out rough. My boss is blowing through our marketing funds for the quarter and he sends the owner to me for answers. I can explain what we’re doing (of course) but the owner doesn’t get it and yells at me. Sigh.

Also Steve Buscemi went out and saw my friends’ band play live. Weird. I thought his son was the music nut, going everywhere in NY just to catch live shows. Apparently the band leader met Buscemi years ago at some music thing, before dude got real famous for movies.

This is why New York is great.

Weed dude. I went through a really rough stint of Insomnia after I got laid off from a third shift job. I just couldn’t sleep and each day it got worse. Your brain can’t keep up with the essential day to day tasks. I found that a good strain would get me a bit right. But I eventually finally could sleep, but it took a good 8 months to even get a halfway decent sleep schedule down.

Yeah, that was a kick in the dick. I stayed out with a friend getting drunk over it.

People see Clinton through rose-tinted glasses, forgetting she voted for a lot of the nonsense that got us into the Middle Eastern quagmire. This isn’t even addressing that she is two-faced as fuck and still does that shady shit with outside interests. We finally have a candidate who wants to go against that and several New Yorkers are either too jaded or don’t care about it.

Shame, really.

This is the “good stuff”

It’s ok you made up for it by giving up more souls to increase Trump’s power.

Hipsters, what are you doing?

The only way to see Hillary as good through any kind of glasses is for your glasses to be painted black.

Bernie is also shit. Trump is basically Bernie. Fuck this election man.

Ok I got nothing for why there’s food on a dust pan.

“Clean up your own fucking table, thanks

You guys are all up on the dust pan, but did you look at the brush? Shit looks used.

Now I’m laughing because I just thought about going to Home Depot on the way home from work tonight and buying 4 dustpans to replace all my plates.

What’s the point of the green things with teeth? I don’t think I’ve ever seen those before.

It’s so you can run the bristles through and remove any stuck-on dust.

I just noticed they cut the sandwich horizontally. What’s up with that?

You really are examining the shit out of that picture.

Won’t the bristle flap around and create dust everywhere?

Dustpan > Paper plates
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omfg how is this even a thing:

How the FUCK are you going to get all the flavor of the beer if you can’t smell it? You’re ROBBING people of the taste from the beer. It’s why you don’t drink craft beers from a bottle and instead pour it in a fucking glass.

I’m so angry.

Oh ok that beer glass is supposed to go with the dustpan food. I get it now. That really is a brilliant idea. White people innovate again!

No.