(It seems like the only thing anyone agrees about when it comes to SFV is that Ken looks the worst. At least we’ve come to that consensus.)
I’ll admit I didn’t even notice Guile didn’t have eyebrows just because I’m so used to fighting game characters not being anatomically correct, i.e. shirtless characters never having nipples despite how vestigial they are on males.
As for his face looking constipated, I suppose I can agree with that a bit. Still, I think you’re underestimating how stupid or weird most people’s facial expressions actually look, especially devoid of context.
Eh. Guile’s face isn’t a problem. If anything, it’s his hair. Still made of play-doh. They couldn’t bother to at least use the airbrush tool to pretend the top of that cut is made up of individual strands?
He doesn’t know the journey to the west
He doesn’t respect the kings and volcanoes.
“Trunks generic special blasts are better!!!”
So if he went to this school, he’d be in the remedial classes with no supervision and eating more glue sticks. And be absolutely terrible in all sports and P.E. classes. He might be an expert at COLOR GUARD // FLAG THROWING though!
