SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

The_Damned · 2016-07-02T09:34:24.000Z

(It will be interesting to see where this fallout leaves, if anywhere. Otherwise, I’m personally not going to comment on it.)

In continuing today’s weirdness, my laptop is suddenly playing sound again after the internal speaker not working for months–actually almost a year already at this point, sadly. I’m…not sure what could have possibly spurred that beyond me lightly hitting the bottom of it while cleaning the keyboard of dust and I sure as fuck don’t expect it to last, but right now I’ll take it. Having to wear earphones all the time just to listen to hear got old rather quickly.

I wonder if this means my microphone is working again. I should go check Skype.

po_pimpus · 2016-07-02T09:37:48.000Z

The story with CEO is that Jebailey is dropping the 2v2 events and making Smash Melee and Smash 4 singles Best of 3 until Loser’s/Winners/Grand Finals, where it will got to Best of 5 due to time constraints in order to make sure ALL the tournies run smoothly and on time.

Smash 4 players haven’t said shit other than,* “We understand. See you next year.”*

The usual suspects on the Melee side (your Leffens and such) are pitching a bitch-fit and threatening to boycott future CEOs because of this.

Jebailey rightfully told them to eat a bag of dicks.

crotchpuncha · 2016-07-02T09:50:52.000Z

Well he can certainly do whatever he wants, no one is obligated to show up, and if enough people dont show they’ll just host some other game, there are plenty of them out there.

The_Damned · 2016-07-02T09:55:34.000Z

(Basically. I’m sure it will still be played for high drama anyway though.)

Aw. My microphone seems to still not be working for some reason. Sigh. I don’t expect it to do so and I discovered that I can at least type out messages to the people I’m talking to even if they can’t hear me, but it’s still disappointing.

EDIT: …And less than two minutes later, the laptop speaker is dead again, forcing me to go back to the USB sound-device. So weird.

pedoviejo · 2016-07-02T09:57:07.000Z

KTLA – 1 Jul 16

Gov. Brown Signs Bulk of Sweeping Gun-Control Package Into Law, Vetoes 5 Bills

Gov. Jerry Brown on Friday signed six gun-control bills into law, including a requirement that ammunition purchasers undergo background checks. The governor vetoed five other measures, including an expansion of the use of restraining orders to take...

what the fuck is this shit.

— Require an ID and background check to purchase ammunition and create a new state database of ammunition owners
LOFL, what commie shit is this. ITs easy enough to buy a god damn pistol or rifle from some shit head, what makes them think it wont’ be easy to source ammo from them

— Ban possession of ammunition magazines that hold more than 10 bullets
**THese are already banned, and can only be legally purchased by law enofrcement and other government agencies. Owning a high capacity magazine is already a serious offense and lands serious jail time **

— Restrict the loaning of guns without background checks to close family members.
I’ve never heard of anybody loaning a weapon to a family member, especially given that if somebody commits a crime with it your liable. And if you buy somebody a gun for somebody in their place, that’s already a felon. What the fuck is this gonna do? The current laws where designed to keep guns off the hands from that stupid ass goat fucker from san bernandino, the neighboor bought him that gun even though that’s already illegal

-ban the sale of semiautomatic rifles equipped with bullet buttons allowing the ammunition magazines to be easily detached and replaced.
**So they are going to ban all semi automatic rifles. Even though by law any semi automatic rifle with a 10 round clip and a handgun grip requires a bullet botton to remove magazines so that its harder to “reload”, otherwise you will get serious jail time. **

Fuck outta here with your half measures that ignore the real problems of firearm violence in america.

mIRC · 2016-07-02T09:59:15.000Z

https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749112832923348992 https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749113545216843780
https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749114444374953984 https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749114999008661504

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/15/07/08/559d6142afa47.gif

po_pimpus · 2016-07-02T10:03:10.000Z

mIRC:

[details=Spoiler]https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749112832923348992 https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749113545216843780
https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749114444374953984 https://twitter.com/CEOJebailey/status/749114999008661504[/details]

Phantom_Angel · 2016-07-02T10:04:53.000Z

The_Epidemic:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

Eskills:

Who in here has GGxrd Revelator?

Need to be starting up some lobbies to wreck you scrubs.

Me, bitch.

But I just bought Overwatch…

So I technically don’t own any other games.

We should play.

Definitely. Revelator is way too fun. I just gotta brush up on these combos. Spend hours in training/trials just to go blank mid-match .

Implying that you know combos.

Remember how you and Martian made me get persona? And I made love to y’all with the ice broad? Well GG revelator is gonna be 10x worse…BC yknow. I’m not day 1 in GG :caramelchailatte:

You’re gonna get your shit rocked all the same

Manx · 2016-07-02T10:10:27.000Z

po_pimpus:

Jebailey rightfully told them to eat a bag of dicks.

I always figured that if they did sell dicks in groups, a bunch of dicks would be called a ‘gaggle.’

And they would also probably come in bags.

:tup:

Azure · 2016-07-02T10:11:05.000Z

Phantom_Angel:

The_Epidemic:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

Eskills:

Who in here has GGxrd Revelator?

Need to be starting up some lobbies to wreck you scrubs.

Me, bitch.

But I just bought Overwatch…

So I technically don’t own any other games.

We should play.

Definitely. Revelator is way too fun. I just gotta brush up on these combos. Spend hours in training/trials just to go blank mid-match .

Implying that you know combos.

Remember how you and Martian made me get persona? And I made love to y’all with the ice broad? Well GG revelator is gonna be 10x worse…BC yknow. I’m not day 1 in GG :caramelchailatte:

You’re gonna get your shit rocked all the same

My money is on SRK’s always unwrapped, ahem, member, raw dogging you for free.

Good luck, though. :tup:

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2016-07-02T10:23:31.000Z

smash scene, no money matches bcuz they iz gey

and prob wouldnt pay (eachother)

Like they don’t play eachother.

Azure · 2016-07-02T10:31:20.000Z

Manx:

po_pimpus:

Jebailey rightfully told them to eat a bag of dicks.

I always figured that if they did sell dicks in groups, a bunch of dicks would be called a ‘gaggle.’

And they would also probably come in bags.

:tup:

Why you wanna diss geese 'dat hard?

Geese 'dat hard?

'Dat Geese Howard?

Starhammer · 2016-07-02T10:32:30.000Z

mIRC:

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/15/07/08/559d6142afa47.gif

Um, what is that walking around behind the chair?

-Starhammer-

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-07-02T10:33:13.000Z

Starhammer:

mIRC:

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/15/07/08/559d6142afa47.gif

Um, what is that walking around behind the chair?

-Starhammer-

I think that’s one of those “top 8” Smash players.

CHIEfy · 2016-07-02T10:36:45.000Z

For a grown ass man Jebailey sure is doing a lot of crying.

Boohoo it’s SOOOOO hard to talk to other players before changing the rules.

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-07-02T10:38:27.000Z

Smash player accusing someone else of a lot of crying.

The irony is too strong.

BBQ · 2016-07-02T10:38:36.000Z

Had a prius tail gate me on my way back from work, then tail gate a corvette. Probably a smash player smh

thurst · 2016-07-02T10:41:02.000Z

pedoviejo:

— Restrict the loaning of guns without background checks to close family members.
I’ve never heard of anybody loaning a weapon to a family member, especially given that if somebody commits a crime with it your liable. And if you buy somebody a gun for somebody in their place, that’s already a felon. What the fuck is this gonna do? The current laws where designed to keep guns off the hands from that stupid ass goat fucker from san bernandino, the neighboor bought him that gun even though that’s already illegal

People loaning and buying guns for close-family is how a large portion of criminals get their guns and it’s not illegal in most places.

Azure · 2016-07-02T10:42:25.000Z

ThePurpleBunny:

Smash player accusing someone else of a lot of crying.

The irony is too strong.

It’s like the plot of Crying Freeman, except completely without the sex and badassery.

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-07-02T10:43:42.000Z

CHIEfy:

Boohoo it’s SOOOOO hard to talk to other players before changing the rules.

And who better to represent the entitled shitstain reputation than this living example here?