SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-07-01T04:41:53.000Z

Buttered poast.

Million · 2016-07-01T04:43:00.000Z

Nancy Grace is on talking about this story…

Man convicted of beating caught on nanny cam gets life in prison

Shawn Custis held a folder of papers in front of his face to block photographers as he was sentenced to life in prison for a brutal New Jersey home invasion beating caught on nanny cam.

This evil piece of garbage just got sentenced to life, fortunately… I think lifetime imprisonment is worse than death…though I’d be perfectly ok with someone like that being executed too…preferably by the homeowner, since a homeowner with a gun will actually get that shit DONE…unlike the American justice system, where our society only pretends to be ok with executing people.

*ha, at a glance he reminds of of that dude “Treach” from Naughty by Nature.

…which reminds me—their songs…at least the 2 big hits O.P.P. and Hip Hop Hooray… I could not stand those… they were the kind that were ok/decent the very first time you hear them at the time…then IMMEDIATELY annoying from the 2nd occasion going forward… and of course since they were so popular, those songs were played probably every 20 minutes on the radio back then…terrible, man… oh and that was back when MTV and BET still actually played music videos more often. So—those were 2 songs on dozens of times literally every day.

…damn and that reminds me— The Classic Era MTV Hotness Rankings…top tier for me was definitely “Downtown” Julie Brown…then I love my “nerdy girl” types so Kennedy was like a strong 2nd or 3rd place for me—there was also this one called “Idalis”, who hosted “MTV Street Party” on Friday nights…ooh and going a bit further back I kinda like Martha Quinn. Sheeeeit, when “Downtown” Julie Brown posed for Playboy later on…I think it was an issue from 1998…it was like a gift from the gods, imo. I’d like to personally thank her for doing that. Yes, I still have that issue of course. It is the prized item in my collection…there was another legendary one they did with the incredible Jisela and Veronica from Road Rules…2 of the hottest women in the history of reality television right there… SO GOOD™

Hecatom · 2016-07-01T04:44:33.000Z

Juri alts look cool imo. Specially the one with her hair down.
Easily the best 3d model on the game so far

mIRC · 2016-07-01T04:45:25.000Z

Average player count for SFV in June is 1089. Average player count for Ultra SFIV in January was 1027.

So close.

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/16/07/01/5775bd151fd76.jpg

ThePurpleBunny · 2016-07-01T04:48:18.000Z

Dang. We coulda had Tanooki Ibuki V Trigger Statue Transformation Counter.

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http://i2.wp.com/shoryuken.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ibuki_sfv_costume_concepts_750.jpg

maxx · 2016-07-01T04:55:49.000Z

so i got this 12 yr old at my summer camp/after school program who all year has spoken in bad internet. like sings the attack on titan theme…badly…talks about dank memes…and says 420 blaze it before i shut him down from finishing that sentence. i wanna ask him how much time he spends on 4chan…but i alo cant cause i actually like my job lol.

Vynce · 2016-07-01T04:59:18.000Z

@RockBogart Disagree all you like. I know Vick and DMX are your heroes but look at statistics instead of just FB memes.

Bad dogs.

Bad dogs!

The_Damned · 2016-07-01T05:00:49.000Z

(Clearly the answer then is to drown him and make it look an accident, @maxx.)

Is he black? If so, then that makes it much easier, especially since we all know black people can’t swim.

I mean, fuck, you’ll probably get a commendation.

Shaft_Agent · 2016-07-01T05:10:11.000Z

watching Batman vs Superman right now. thank God they made Holly Hunter wear a skirt. if it wasn’t for her and the Japanese woman, i’d have to turn this off.

EDIT: Jena Malone just showed up. movie saved. 10/10

EDIT 2: MOTHAFUCKIN C.T. FLETCHER IN DIS BITCH? badass movie so far

Pertho:

SNAAAAKE:

looks pretty legit lol

That’s actually fantastic for deaf people. Some of them can interpret sound through the feelings of a deep bass which leads to some of them getting the cops call on them because they have random shit ratcheted up to 11.

Pretty neat.

Edit: wtf, he can put on a backpack and he puts on random hip hop tracks. For the love of god, look for something with a good bassist. That’s like getting a 4K tv to watch reruns of Friends.

VR, holmes. VR…

ThePurpleBunny:

Tanooki Ibuki

fuck you.

maxx · 2016-07-01T05:12:57.000Z

The_Damned:

(Clearly the answer then is to drown him and make it look an accident, @maxx.)

Is he black? If so, then that makes it much easier, especially since we all know black people can’t swim.

I mean, fuck, you’ll probably get a commendation.

He’s white. I guess it’s good he’s not fluent in sjw right?

Bomberman3000 · 2016-07-01T05:12:58.000Z

mIRC:

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https://i.imgur.com/Kp3f6D9.png

And Kazuya is now wondering who the fuck took one of his spare suits.

Slurmz · 2016-07-01T05:13:32.000Z

Went to see Oddisee perform today. He performed all the songs off of the Alwasta EP and a bunch of other songs. T’was a good show.

The_Damned · 2016-07-01T05:14:38.000Z

maxx:

The_Damned:

(Clearly the answer then is to drown him and make it look an accident, @maxx.)

Is he black? If so, then that makes it much easier, especially since we all know black people can’t swim.

I mean, fuck, you’ll probably get a commendation.

He’s white. I guess it’s good he’s not fluent in sjw right?

Debatable. At least if he was if “fluent in SJW” you could probably talk him into killing himself, wanting to die, or just straight up wanting to leave.

Memes overuse is an entirely different monster.

Vynce · 2016-07-01T05:19:28.000Z

RockBogart:

Vynce:

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The problem with dog biting statistics is that most of them only report fatalities. Most people aren’t going to call 911 unless the bite is possibly fatal. Small dogs bite more often, but they’re too small to go for anything vital.

Really? How could you know that given the first line of your post?

:pepsimax:

Exodus_1 · 2016-07-01T05:20:55.000Z

RockBogart:

Vynce:

snip

The problem with dog biting statistics is that most of them only report fatalities. Most people aren’t going to call 911 unless the bite is possibly fatal. Small dogs bite more often, but they’re too small to go for anything vital.

Stop getting all your info from facebook memes, Rock.

Vynce · 2016-07-01T05:24:05.000Z

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160128/3f3e37cc0e15c219dfc6f0bef722d0ec.jpg

TBT

#facebook
#initialisms

Shaft_Agent · 2016-07-01T05:33:34.000Z

http://i.imgur.com/iG6XsbJ.png

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is Batman shooting people? wat???

EDIT: never mind.

also RIP Superman’s hairline

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2016-07-01T05:43:49.000Z

AceKillah:

gonna miss reading his is long ass posts tho. they always made me think of this
http://i.imgur.com/7tOB69s.jpg

Sir, where did you get such a great purple drink captioned image macro

“black twitter” -MISAPPROPRIATION

“Sunny D”
“Purple drink”
“pruple drink” [ I typo’ed it the first time so they only gave purple drink results and none were even drinks. ]

none of it helped!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc2E1AhUUAAcrEz.jpg

only got this and this. finally that frog shit makes sense.

Pertho · 2016-07-01T05:51:27.000Z

Rick_Ross · 2016-07-01T06:00:47.000Z

When Ramadan is almost over but you wanna eat dat smoked cheese

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https://i.imgur.com/wmH4OVO.jpg