If I ain’t Borsalino idgaf.
Commentating fight vids would be hilarious
(All this One Piece talk makes me want to start reading it again or, better yet, start it appropriately from the beginning.)
Anyway, in my unjustified boredom and inability to anything productive, I decided to look into some SFV a bit–if only because sp00ky is covering it–and gods damn but being Laura seems to be some Silent Hill suffering:
Does she have any range or good non-EX tools given grabs seem to be slow as fuck in this game? It’s somewhat sad the best thing about her might honestly be her looks; you’d think that Capcom would have learned with El Fuerte how much having mostly crappy normals with zero range can cripple a Street Fighter character.
Hey now, “giraffes are cool”. [/obligatory]
Anything that can shatter a lion’s skull with a single kick isn’t exactly something to fuck with, especially when in-universe those type of power act as a multiplier for base level strength, even if base level strength is already inhuman.
Besides, turning into a weregiraffe–as stupid as that sounds–is your sole problem with being Kaku when that guy already looks goofy as fuck in his normal human form between his eyelashes and square nose?
I think Laura is pretty good. Her grabs are pretty decent, she has a number of them, her fireball is really good, she has a two button dash in either direction that go right into an over head, and she hits decently hard.
Laura is Abel with a fireball, according to Valle.
Giraffe are pretty cool, you ever see them fight? They swing their heads and necks around like swords. Mother fuckers fight you…with their necks! Pretty hard core man.
I kinda would’ve pegged Hax as Ivankov.
Yeah when they have a turf war they take turns hitting each other in the neck until one breaks the others neck. Then they feast upon their soul and take their power.
At first I was concerned where this was going but now I appreciate the newfound respect and enlightenment for the Giraffe.
You don’t want this work.
When I think HAX as a character, I think he’s equal parts Killer Bee (Naruto)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT5ccCjKrB0&nohtml5=False
Mako Mankanshoku (kill la kill)
and a dash of Richard Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball):
sick track
@“shaft agent”
Yeah it’s an okay album to me, I feel like the middle part is kinda weak, and it has the softest opening song of ANY album they have put out. Like some of these songs have these killer parts but then they make some strange decisions. You like L)Mirl and I think after that the album starts picking up again with Gore…which is a cool song with more of the energy and layers I expect from them. That being said I love Cantrell but I don’t know if Phantom Bride should have been on this album lol. When they had Maynard on their album it was a natural extension to it and didn’t feel out of place at all.
Wish it had the same sound like what we got with this track. They should have kept that.
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she’s not even white, she’s Mexican 
I’m guessing Crocodile is a villain. Welp, at least he’s got a hook.
http://www.dose.com/style/28133/Here-s-Why-Women-Everywhere-Will-Delete-Uber-On-April-19/?
Please do ladies. Get the chariot. USE the chariot. In fact, Go ONLY to Chariot. Then the male drivers can avoid shit like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw8vnMuKrGs
btw, she was never arrested. Just sayin.
Also, once you push through your “Ladies only” agenda, the doors will be open. You think segregation will stop at the taxi service? Think again. You’ll fuck up. You’ll want women only parking spaces, stores, etc until whole areas if not cities are men deserts. by the time enough stuff breaks and you realize that manginas can’t do any heavy lifting and that white knights are pretty much good for nothing when the dragons are gone, it will be too late. Far too many men will have awakened to the horrible truth of what feminism is and will say,“Enough”. If nothing else, we’ll finally have an answer to this question: Which one is more painful, Childbirth, or Regret?
Spoiler
Yes. I do know the answer, but I won’t spoil it.
-Starhammer-
I had to check to see if that story was real. I did. It seems legit.
Second, where are they going to get the women drivers? I know they exist but in my 32 years of living on the east coast, I’ve seen 2. That’s it. How are they going to entice women to drive?
Import them from Houston, gotta find some way to get rid of these sorry bitches.
This app is gonna have a hard time unless they can offer pretty sweet pay. I literally know zero women personally who would do this type of work.