SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

[Pterodactyl]

I’m glad you edited your post just to make that one part bold, that way people can really feel the emphasis.

[ThePurpleBunny]

Orcas are known to be evil incarnate, yet we made a heartwarming movie about one.

If that shit were anywhere near accurate to nature Willy would’ve strapped up and went Die Hard throughout Sea World on his way to freedom.

No way he would have jumped over that kid, he’d have jumped ONTO the kid.

[Manx]

Somebody on Reddit trying to say that Rosamund Pike is hotter than Halle Berry. :rolleyes:

:tup:

[Blindknagg]

I’m glad you edited your post just to make that one part bold, that way people can really feel the emphasis.

Indeed, it was a bold move on his part.

[SNAAAAKE]

^ wh0000000

[ThePurpleBunny]

Somebody on Reddit trying to say that Rosamund Pike is hotter than Halle Berry. :rolleyes:

I had to go look up who that was to see if this was true.

He’s absolutely correct.

That glorious piece of white chocolate makes Halle look like this:

Spoiler

http://i2.wp.com/now88news.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aa.jpg?w=700

[Slurmz]

I’m glad you edited your post just to make that one part bold, that way people can really feel the emphasis.

Indeed, it was a bold move on his part.

Spoiler

http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/And+if+you+give+her+dirty+clothes+you+get+clean+_b3883bb0d68e846e939387807459f1f0.gif

At least you tried.

[Exodus_1]

I’m glad you edited your post just to make that one part bold, that way people can really feel the emphasis.

Bold was there. I had to fix my your/you’re

[The_Damned]

(I see, Eskills. I can’t say I’m surprised that FChamp would do that.)

For all its taming down of and otherwise messing around with Greek and Roman mythology, including the cliche thing in media of making poor Hades evil, I have to admit that I still quite like Disney’s Hercules, in part due to that version of Hades. It’s arguably James Woods’s best role.

Orcas are known to be evil incarnate, yet we made a heartwarming movie about one.

If that shit were anywhere near accurate to nature Willy would’ve strapped up and went Die Hard throughout Sea World on his way to freedom.

No way he would have jumped over that kid, he’d have jumped ONTO the kid.

To be fair, the movie Orca got made at least a decade before Free Willy and in that the titular orca does indeed go out of its way to kill people. Of course, even in that movie, the orca is actually pretty justified given it’s just getting revenge for what happens at the beginning of the movie.

Also, post-Blackfish, I’m sort of surprised no one has tried to make an “edgier” Free Willy, even for the sake of parody.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Somebody on Reddit
:tup:

[white_shadow]

In other news, Fox aired video of a woman gaping the asshole of a business host.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VNbPuFfvnkA

[details=Spoiler]Long version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKL5eJT7iq4[/details]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, what a base argument

Hippos kill more people in Africa than snakes, lions, crocodiles and leopards combined. They are short-tempered murder machines with gigantic tusks and a thick hide that acts like a full body bulletproof vest. They are so feared for their aggressiveness that they have no natural predators, even crocs flee from them.

Hippo, like Orca, are born evil with hearts full of malice and hate.

godlike orca fucking shit up

God bless them.

but aren’t Orca’s docile towards humans in the open?

They actually are quite friendly towards humans in the wild. In fact, there are a few cases where they saved people from drowning.

Oh and I neglected to mention that hippopotamuses can run at speeds of up to 30 mph when enraged (which is often). Keep in mind the fastest man to ever live, Usain Bolt, averages 27 mph at peak performance.

R.I.P.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Just flexing my spending power on a nice phone.

There isn’t anything on my iPhone that I can’t do that an Android could provide.

The iPhone won’t let people remotely download an MP3 or FLAC from the Internet, and save it into their Music app so they can listen to it later.

You need some dumbass 3rd party app to do that on the iPhone. Android based phones will let you do it with the default browser, you just have to locate the file and navigate it to the desired place in your file directory.

you have to buy the apple TV to use netflix.

not you

but tyrone. thank you for your purchase tyrone.

[The_Damned]

(Haha. There’s apparently a comedy-horror movie called Hansel & Gretel Get Baked.)

This reminds me: @“Ben Perkins”, what horror movies did you end up deciding on (even though there is a Horror thread in which to ask this)?

[Manx]

From my experience, most Android users might as well have iPhones because they have no clue what they’re doing. They either fail to take advantage of the features that put them above iPhones as far as functionality goes, or they misuse them and end up having to replace the phone 2-3 times before they get the newer model and repeat the process.

I don’t think the majority of PEOPLE in general have any idea how their phone works, but it’s honest to god next to impossible to fuck up an iPhone on a software level. Androids don’t really “protect” people like iPhones do, do they? I’ve never used one.

There have been bugs here and there that brick the phone, but they required super specific shit that no one would ever do. You can also fuck them up if you mess up Jailbreaking, but idk how common that is.

iPhones are idiot proof, butt that doesn’t stop everyone from shattering their screens.

Yeah, breaking the screen is one thing, and that’s what insurance is for. But you can’t even download shit on an iphone. HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE STILL MANAGE TO BREAK THEM!!!? Maybe if you’re trying to jailbreak it and it goes wrong for whatever reason, yeah I can see that. But a factory software iphone. Come on, son. I don’t even think shutting the power while it’s updating can break it. You would have to go out of your way to fucking break that thing, I mean it only has on goddamn button for Christ’s sake.

Then again. Users can break anything… anything.

:tup:

[DiNyc3st]

Hey guys so I just started talking to this chick from Serbia

Bout to scratch one off my smash bucket list

[Eskills]

Just flexing my spending power on a nice phone.

There isn’t anything on my iPhone that I can’t do that an Android could provide.

If this is why you buy ‘i’ shit you’re an asshole

Didn’t know buying expensive things I like made me asshole lol.

That’s not what you said. You said you bought it because it is expensive.

That makes me think you’re an asshole.

That makes me think you’re full of shit and petty lmao.

Never thought to myself that guy/girl likes buying expensive cars, clothes, etc because of the price, Gotta be an asshole.

[Manx]

Just flexing my spending power on a nice phone.

There isn’t anything on my iPhone that I can’t do that an Android could provide.

The iPhone won’t let people remotely download an MP3 or FLAC from the Internet, and save it into their Music app so they can listen to it later.

Well I’m not a broke nigga anymore and buy my music.

If I felt the need to download a MP3 there’s an app for it. Or you know go on my comouter download it and put it into my music that way.

“If I need to put gas in my car, I’ll just go buy one of their Shitmobile brand gas cans with the ‘signature V-shaped nozzle!’” :mad:

“I’m totally going to save up to buy sleeves for my new Crappawear jacket!” :mad:

“No, you have to go to the store across the hall from the cafeteria and rent a plate to put your food on.” :mad:

:mad:

[Bious]

If I need an MP3 I Google like 99.9% of the human race (and 69% of dolphins).

[mIRC]

Continuing my politics streak today, because we resurrect ten year old memes and make them new again.

[Manx]

If I need an MP3 I Google like 99.9% of the human race (and 69% of dolphins).

Annnnnd… on an iphone that would be 100% useless.