SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

Ubisoft continues their trend of being whackass.

Ubisoft Plans To Punish Players Who Exploited The Division Falcon Lost Incursion Boss Glitch

“We’re going to punish you for our mistakes. But please, buy Rayman.”

You liked that shit Blueleon? What are you, a cop?

Safe space violated @Preppy

Oh yeah, I started watching “Comic Book Girl” on youtube recently… she is oddly attractive in a crazy way…even despite the tattoos which I normally would hate. She looks kind of insane in a sexy way, like Harley Quinn or Tank Girl, that sort of thing. Also, her powerlevel is of course enhanced even further when she puts on THE GLASSES :sweat:

In other news, the turkey burger I just cooked up was another masterpiece…so damn good I want to lick the pan it was cooked in, at least once that cools down. Lemon pepper seasoning, folks…it’s magical.

Ok yeah that’s entirely too damn good… I need to make another one of those…

Well at least you are talking about licking cooking grease and not toilet seats

There’s nothing cute about that hippo video that shit is terrifying.

Why you haitin the cutest animal on this planet?

Bask in the cuteness :love:

:love:

You will never eat fries at McDonalds again

http://i.imgur.com/MW6GaYB.jpg

Hippos kill more people in Africa than snakes, lions, crocodiles and leopards combined. They are short-tempered murder machines with gigantic tusks and a thick hide that acts like a full body bulletproof vest. They are so feared for their aggressiveness that they have no natural predators, even crocs flee from them.

So in conclusion, stay away from these monsters at all…

https://45.media.tumblr.com/878b314d95b4397177e092a183342534/tumblr_n4h2bsxTsi1s64byfo1_400.gif

Um… What was I talking about again?

LMAO, imagine if Destiny punished any player who used and still use glitches on the raids.
Ubisoft will only lose more Division players by doing this.

Agree x10. CBG19 is super hot.

Yo politics. I can’t believe this one is actually true. Clooney is hosting a fundraiser for Clinton that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get in. Obscene right? There’s been a bit of a hubbub about it for weeks if not months now.

Well Clooney supposedly has a next door neighbor (I’m not sure how close he is) and he’s going to throw a party of his own.

Who will actually show up to this thing? Who knows.

In other news, Fox aired video of a woman gaping the asshole of a business host.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VNbPuFfvnkA

[details=Spoiler]Long version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKL5eJT7iq4[/details]

So you like flabby ass cheeks and you’re into scat? You have the oddest tastes you excommunicated negro.

It’s like you missed every discussion about eating butt we’ve ever had.

97% of SRKers wipe their mouths with toilet paper.

While mIRC wipes his with Matriarch’s toilet paper.

There have been bugs here and there that brick the phone, but they required super specific shit that no one would ever do. You can also fuck them up if you mess up Jailbreaking, but idk how common that is.

iPhones are idiot proof, butt that doesn’t stop everyone from shattering their screens.

There’s more hope now that Ducktales is coming back next year.

No, I didn’t. Especially since I supported all of it. What we didn’t ever agree on or support is eating shit.

Black Jaguar isn’t actually a real African Jaguar-

Who wants to pick a fight with a Hippopotamus

Because he wants to be RockB not The Epidemic