Oh yeah, I started watching “Comic Book Girl” on youtube recently… she is oddly attractive in a crazy way…even despite the tattoos which I normally would hate. She looks kind of insane in a sexy way, like Harley Quinn or Tank Girl, that sort of thing. Also, her powerlevel is of course enhanced even further when she puts on THE GLASSES
In other news, the turkey burger I just cooked up was another masterpiece…so damn good I want to lick the pan it was cooked in, at least once that cools down. Lemon pepper seasoning, folks…it’s magical.
Ok yeah that’s entirely too damn good… I need to make another one of those…
Hippos kill more people in Africa than snakes, lions, crocodiles and leopards combined. They are short-tempered murder machines with gigantic tusks and a thick hide that acts like a full body bulletproof vest. They are so feared for their aggressiveness that they have no natural predators, even crocs flee from them.
So in conclusion, stay away from these monsters at all…
Yo politics. I can’t believe this one is actually true. Clooney is hosting a fundraiser for Clinton that costs hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get in. Obscene right? There’s been a bit of a hubbub about it for weeks if not months now.
Well Clooney supposedly has a next door neighbor (I’m not sure how close he is) and he’s going to throw a party of his own.
Who will actually show up to this thing? Who knows.
There have been bugs here and there that brick the phone, but they required super specific shit that no one would ever do. You can also fuck them up if you mess up Jailbreaking, but idk how common that is.
iPhones are idiot proof, butt that doesn’t stop everyone from shattering their screens.