Every person is an idiot, especially me.
One thing that i love of quiting my job is that i can be with my family and friends.
Today my family decided to make a party to welcome me back.
Perhaps is a latin american thing, but i actually like how close is my family, were i have a strong friendship with my cousins and i know that i can count with them for anything.
This video is only relevant because is the same band and the same place were the party is taking place. (Is my counsins’ band)
Yes, i am currently drunk
Ya’ll need a saxymophone player.
:tup:
Looks at clock and it says a little past 5am
See? This guy knows how to do things. You ain’t working? You best be enjoying it.
Sounds like your family is pretty cool man. :tup: Enjoy the down time.
-Starhammer-
Those youtube comments straight out of the scrubquotes thread.
“Bitches that abuse the soul fist should be disqualified”
Man japan still getting rekt. I never realized that it was like the hotbed for quakes in shit…no wonder why they made that terrible anime about Earthquakes not starring the Rock.
Welp they will probably just moe-ify that shit and make Quakie and Tremor-chan or something equally horrific.
Sometimes I wonder how many times in life Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has sat back and smiled to himself thinking "Y’know…it doesn’t really get any better than this. It’s good to be me." I think most dudes would be lying their ass off if they denied wanting to somehow swap their appearance and money for his…ego generally won’t allow guys to actually admit it though. Walking into any random public place—and women everywhere, even perfect 10s—pussy is INSTANTLY dripping wet once they notice he has arrived…and panties instantly start dropping once he so much as speaks to them…you know it’s true. The reactions I’ve seen from women whenever he’s on screen for even a split second in a commercial…the reactions are priceless.
It’s like the game-breaking power to have in life…the looks and the success/money…the combo is too damn strong for any one “character” to have in the game of life.
On another note–Paul is so on point with this one
yep
It is funny that the society is supposed to make special accommodations for a group that is literally less than 1% of the population… a group that’s generally CRAZY AS HELL in the first place.
My black brothers, the Gods are against us. We sadly must hold this “L”.
http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/03/27/woman-arrested-masturbating-pork-sausage-walmart-bathroom/
http://i2.wp.com/now88news.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/aa.jpg?w=700
I ask for your mercy Hades.
Googling Shaniqua Johnson lead me to this tweet
Good morning!
It’s funny indeed. all this time, we thought it would be the greed of 1% of the people who would end up being the death of the country, but we were looking in the wrong direction. Kinda surprised I hadn’t already subscribed to paul watson yet, but I have corrected that little oversight.
-Starhammer-
Dressing up as a woman and masturbating in the girls restroom is the closest that @specs will ever come to actually having his seed touch another human being.
Politics so good this year. If you didn’t know Bernie was invited to speak at the Vatican. He said as much, but also said he’s be meeting the Pope. So of course some fuckhead (amusing that this word isn’t underlined as misspelled) named Margaret Archer immediately came out saying Bernie invited himself to the Vatican and Bloomberg was quick to publish it. A higher up official put out word that, no, he didn’t invite him we dick dipshit. So of course all the usual bullshit was rolling about. That it’s a pity invite, that he’s not even going to speak to them just visit, that he won’t be meeting the Pope.
So he’s invited, he does speak, and he meets the Pope. Check Bernie with the disrespect to Margaret Archer.
http://i.imgur.com/SEu5n5x.gif
Now they’re faking outrage that he used campaign funds for this visit. Guy he went to shake hands with is Evo Morales btw.
In other news, North Carolina is insane. It’s the South though so you already knew that.
haha, after seeing something that awful, you definitely need to cleanse your palate.
Early Morning Palate Cleansing White Girl Calfturday
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Now88News? Doesn’t sound like a real news outlet, especially with that shitty ass Photoshop job.
Not to mention their other article
http://now88news.com/index.php/2016/04/03/195000-000-year-old-giant-mummified-penis-baffles-scientists/
I guess the whole point was the believability factor which was still funny
A lot of people must’ve stopped playing SFV online because I got to ultra silver real easy. A month ago shit was savage.
Look at that garbage gif. God damn.
The quality makes it look like her face is covered by flesh-eating bacteria.
Man, yall niggas gonna stop going in on my gif like that. lol. I cant find a better one
Damn, I have heard of this LowTierGod before. This is first time watching play SFV. This is some legit mental disease he has going on here.
@21:18
Just listen to this man.