Prince of Egypt was the last good Moses movie in cinema.
There’s something deliciously ironic about someone else telling Po not to expect much of humanity.
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The Pessimistic Po Pimpus by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby**
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(Gods damn it.)
I’m clearly even more forgetful than usual given how my syntax is off and I keep missing articles and prepositions. Ugh. I’m going for my exercise.
Agreed. Prince of Egypt was just a good movie in general and I say this as someone who isn’t religious; to this day, I’ll say that “When You Believe” is an excellent song despite neither liking Mariah Carey (as a person) or the concept of miracles.
C-C-Combobreaker!:
It’s a shame that people often attribute it to Disney though.
It’s funny to think that there might actually be less “butthurt” if they cast Tony Revolori as Mary Jane–Martin James?–rather than Laura Harrier.
In other news, I finally know the name of the kid from The Grand Budapest Hotel. Sweet.
I feel like they don’t have the balls.
I’d believe they’d pull that with Gwen though, if the movie isn’t post-Goblin.
couldn’t figure to use your pornological middle name instead? Aurora
woah, nevermind, read the filename they got to the archer, LANA :bluu:
Prince is a devout Jehovah’s Witness. He’ll probably kill his own self by refusing to take a blood transfusion. 
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Dang, that chick looks like a black Khaleesi in that pic. Would buy dragon dildos off of her Amazon Wishlist.
@“Phantom Angel” You fake yonkers, cracker. You playing tonight (like 2 hours from now or so), or hanging with your ho, and scribbling in mspaint?
Phantom Angel 0 - 0 jimmy1200
2016 - 2036
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Manx = Thief
Million = Panty Thief
If we get a black Mary Jane I better see a Puerto Rican Black Panther.
Why do laptop specs never, ever tell you the maximum resolution of their screens when that’s the most important part of of the damn system? You know… the part you’re going to be looking at all damn day? I just want a modern laptop with no Intel parts and a lot of vertical lines for under $500. :mad:
I really wish there were more modular laptop/tablet options. That way I could just buy a bitchin’ ass screen, a dual-core CPU and a couple GB of memory, some storage and be done with it. But no, you gotta go through all the damn models and discover for yourself which one has the resolution you’re looking for (1200 vertical lines or better) and all the other features you need/want.
Capable users have very specific tastes and not being able to individually pick features makes for a frustrating experience. It’s like when arcade games came out on consoles back in the day and average gamers were clueless as to how shitty the port was. But powergamers who really cared didn’t really have a choice and kinda had to either deal with it or drive to the fucking arcade. Marvel vs. Capcom on PSX, I’m looking at you…
Also, fuck Apple. This phone is completely useless to me as I cannot do anything with it other use it as a phone. So… I basically could have gotten a $10 flip phone and achieved the same levels of functionality… Try to download an mp3 in Safari. Where’s my download.
Hur hur, what? You expect a browser to download files? What?
So… I gotta go through iSHIT for everything then? This is a crippled computing device. I didn’t even get the 64GB model like I should have.
I really though Apple had changed, but nope!
Anyhow, I’m going to assimilate into their collective and try out their world for a bit. Who knows? It may end up making sense to me at some point. I’ve already begun to appreciate the aesthetics of it and can understand the emotional attachment that it can create. But god damn, if you’re a functional computer/gadget user in any way, are you going to have a frustrating time with an of these products.
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I dunno, whilst people may be dumb for equating everyone named after the Egyptian god Isis with the terrorist ISIS, it seems really fucking stupid to be bandying around a #teamisis bumper sticker in this day and age, like stupid on the level of a #teamhitler sticker not referring to the genocidal asshole but to some bloke who had the same name and was born just before world war 2.
Done with all that, so yea, I can play in 2 hours lol
#MyIsisHasCancer?
Barnard Gumble
I think I may trade this bitch for a Samsung Galaxy Alpha. I didn’t even know that model was out. FUck. It’s an older model and they don’t carry it anymore. SONOFABITCH :mad:
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People who say iphones are user friendly… no. No they are not. They are fucktard friendly. They are the kid of phone I would give to my drug-user friend who I would never give a sharp object to because he would inevitably find a way to seriously injure himself with it.
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But he would then be the Brown Panther…
Apple sells you a product that hamstrings your ability to perform many functions you’ve become accustomed to, and then turn around and make it difficult to use items outside of their ecosystem.
iUsers deserve all the shit until they sell their little iShit and get 2 better phones with that money.
you chose the wrong pocket homie…
As long as Mary can cook some good ole Fried Chicken then it’s w/e