SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

I will say this to you as I say it to the SJWs that we all hate:

Don’t like it? Don’t play it. Don’t support it. Don’t throw money at it. Don’t even look it. Just move on and let those who enjoy it enjoy it. I know it sucks to have a franchise hijacked by fuckery but just let it die slow and move onto something better.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!! WE GOT FUN AND GAMES…

-Starhammer-

(And thus did orochizoolander jinx things. Let us all hate him if the results come back “wrong”.)

I was vaguely tempted to kvetch about some minor to moderate personal stuff for once, but those two jail-related articles back-to-back wildly varying and inappropriate sentences make that seem (even more) petty on top of having angered me despite my not being at all surprised by the “justice” system’s bullshit.

…So, instead, I’ll just say that as much as of a kusoge with far too much wasted potential that (U)MVC3 is, it can still have some rather amusing matches from time to time when everything isn’t Zero May Cry or Morrigan Danmaku or some vague variation 90% of the time:

https://youtu.be/37G1y_7QZfc

It’s even more amusing for the fact that it’s yet another instance of a game (by Capcom) where the joke character isn’t the absolute worst character in the game despite the pretty transparent attempts to cripple him–hold that loss up your sleeves, Hsien-ko. I wonder if Mr. Wright and Mr. Hibiki would get along.

EDIT:

I’m just going to quote this since it ended up at the bottom of the last page.

That poor microphone though.

I am out of the loop. They don’t end with fist bumps no more?

https://i.imgur.com/j3Ndb3y.jpg

Fuck that thread
Probably gonna go on about “the most humble” NBA champion, this black guy needs tto be humble, or else

AGAIN

Coby Karl Malone
right @Sadquotes

Funny you say that because I just woke up from a horrible nightmare – a new Shrek had been made. Sweat could not have been cold enough to wash that off.

id did the same thing when they put the classic DOOM games in to the Doom3 BFG edition, replacing the red cross on medpacks with a pill. Though I don’t think anyone cared about that. You really can’t be bothered to consider the medical symbol when you’re trying to BFG-clean about 50 demons out of one room and you need health like, right now.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

he’s still gonna get rekt

that’s absurd

fucking failed…

LOL SONICHABEEB
THIS GUY DIDN’T READ YOUR POST EITHER

Whips out the little guy

Don’t laugh. you’re looking at the first fully functional weave generator. Ladies, come and get it.

-Starhammer-

Wait what? Am I missing something?

(Sonicabid posted that very same video yesterday, Xvideos. That’s all.)

Haha. I’m randomly watching an episode of The Closer, which I’ve never watched before, and it happens to be one that Amy Sedaris is on it as a guest star.

Women Wun aWay from Tekno Wednesday

SadQuotes about Kobe Edition

https://i.imgur.com/S9M3vrF.jpg

Ben Wallace, calf bands, 2nd time seen. Trend it up.

https://i.imgur.com/XLv9Znn.jpg

Your Waifu, Sign the Laifu over To your Queen

(are you wearing the clothes or are the clothes wearing you-u dont even know how to smile, robot)

Moe-Bison again? Eyeball buggin out :wow:

#GOONery

Fuck, I missed it… Hey do you know what happened to the search bar? It stopped searching through recent posts since last month.

Spoiler

http://www.latimes.com/includes/projects/img/lakers/bio_photos/karl_malone.jpg

Karl + Kobe Wife = Coby Karl’s Jr?

#Karl Malonian

https://i.imgur.com/TMexV8B.jpg

Fuckouttahere

https://i.imgur.com/5Smv4pF.jpg

FUCK OUTTA HERE - by loudass Carlos Schmloozer

SAdQuotes got those videos of Melo saying it to his own teammates on rebounds, then he didn’t even get the rebound?! or better yet that guy who shot a 3, airballed and Reggie Jackson (no baseball relation) stared him down?! Shit JAVALE MCGEE, in the supermarket freezer planking, laughed at him!!

Random front row guy from the crowd who ended up with the ball, not a player. :tup: :minus_one:

Nope. I don’t know anymore than you do, unfortunately; not even Preppy seems to know given he mentioned it about a week or two ago.

So what are the lounge’s thoughts on Saint Motel?

I heard Cold Cold Man. I enjoyed that song. Worth going through their other discography?