SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

(Damn it. I omitted “up” in that last post. Fixed.)

Ugh. I probably ate more sweets yesterday than I have in the past three months combined. The dyspepsia is catching up to me now.

Ruin Cyclops? You mean like how they’ve been slowly eroding Cyclops’s character for the past four decades or so ever since Wolverine was introduced? I can’t imagine what they would have done to him to “ruin” him that they weren’t already doing.

Hey, it’s not murder if no one reports it as such. That’s how the law works after all. Just make sure your boss’s fat doesn’t get in the way if you’re intending to fatally stab his porky ass.

Cyclops became a stereotypical black man since X-factor imo.

I saw civil war today. Black Panther was easily the best part of the movie. I can see why RockBogart likes him so much.

My nigga said how are you going to protect your friend when I come to kill him. The whole theater was like “yooooooooooo” shit had us hype he was not there to play any fucking games.

wut? imma def need you to explain that one.

Don’t make this about race. You’re adorable and those TSA people look lonely, invariably.

Was having a bad day, then some dude told me Khan got executed.

Gonna be a great week.

Angelpalm over here building his own case against himself… :coffee:

What happened: I was instead chased out by white supremacists. Turned out everyone at the bar hated minorities. Soon as I told dude I was Puerto Rican I was almost literally chased out. One guy slapped me hard as fuck in the face but what was I going to do? At least 8 guys there all pretty big and this one severely racist dude was their friend. They all were about his side.

Fuck this. This is shit no minority should come to Europe.

I mean, damn you couldn’t get a swing in on at least one of them?

Raz0r drinking in Poland wondering why dudes are the bar loading up shotguns.

(legitimately forgot that Raz0r was still in Europe, in part because he didn’t care and still doesn’t)

Oh, so Europe isn’t a utopia and also has racists in parts of it? My, let me get my surprise face out. :coffee:

Let me guess, this happened in France? Or did this happen in Sweden? Or somewhere in East Europe, which is so famous being welcoming, especially if you’re Jewish?

@“white shadow”, did you go to either of those places while you were in Europe?

I thought you’d learned by now to pretend you’re white whenever it’s convenient to
do so.

You went to a bar and had you not said anything they would have not known what you were. You went to a bar j. Arguably one of the whitest countries in Europe. Reality check bruv, you are brown, just reeeeeaaaallllly light. Typical American being imperialistic in a foreign country

That basic white girl possibly jew is good for me.

It always gets me at how much fat ass is moving and yelling. Like she looks like that baby from dinosaurs having a tantrum.

I bet bitch used a rascal to get there

Then you run into dudes like bas throwing ridge hands, clotheslines, and palm strikes ko’ing dudes like nothing

Wrapping hands and throwing like that has lead to so many hand breaks. Guys throw hands when wrapped with wreckless abandon. Hell think about boxing guys still breaking hands with thicker wraps and gloves

Man, I just watched the YT clip of Jabba going ham there. Can we be certain she’s not a right-wing plant?

See, we banned Sovi3t and look what happened. I blame @Preppy :coffee:

you ever been to umass? nutjobs everywhere. this is the same college that had two riots…the year the sox lost in the world series and then the year they won. they dont really need an excuse to act crazy.

That shit was about MAC (nobody knows is Macintosh) the whole time?!

https://i.imgur.com/Gu8cOhE.jpg

stick to the pretend to be white and are really gay man bars that you’re used to

https://i.imgur.com/XCDOgIL.jpg

Good at promo though.

@maxx @AYO

I was joking of course, but some of Cyclops character deterioration was due to the X-factor comic needing all 5 of the original x-men.
However Jean was beleived to have died on the moon in dark Phoenix saga, and in the 30-40 issues later in Uncanny x-men 175,Scott married Madelyne Pryor, a woman who looked exactly like Jean.
Xavier was seriously injured and left to recuperate in Shiar galaxy with Lilandra, leaving Magnus to run the school.(Uncanny 200)
Storm had been ht with Forge’s neutralizer (UXM 185) and had lost her powers.

Exhibit A Uncanny Xmen 201

Look how thrilled everyone is to see Baby Cable, except his Dad! (Fuck you lil nigga)

Spoiler

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a5f419bbe57c8238ebbe574d9a245191/tumblr_inline_n9ik02fZFQ1r3urre.png

Exhibit B: Scott cant ever fathom being a family man, because of his duty to lead the x-men even though Storm had proven herself on many occasions in Scots absence

Spoiler

http://66.media.tumblr.com/06739a46c80654a8a7f7d52351604d9c/tumblr_inline_n9ijw0PpiG1r3urre.jpg

http://66.media.tumblr.com/6834a62d7e52832a5fa2cc8095820235/tumblr_inline_n9ijs1Wn0O1r3urre.jpg

Exhibit C: Maddy and Scot are living in Alaska , when Scott is torn and receives a call that a certain firecrotch has been found alive: (X-factor 1 IIRC)

Spoiler

http://66.media.tumblr.com/be35f06878d4a409343c2fac8e524e61/tumblr_inline_n9ikssJPfh1r3urre.png

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a6130ec7bbaf8caf40c831bff4fd6189/tumblr_inline_n9ilb6X9If1r3urre.jpg

http://66.media.tumblr.com/bbfd04634724a1fd50efaea3b4c3139d/tumblr_inline_n9ilbhmF5c1r3urre.jpg

http://65.media.tumblr.com/af94f71cb047de63cc546771a010d231/tumblr_inline_n9ilbt7WNH1r3urre.jpg

Exhibit D: Lets his son go off to the future with some random future ho to cure his cyber herpes (X-factor 68)

Spoiler

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_6IGtJC0wUI/Vr4xHpE62MI/AAAAAAAAcNg/vGjatTOg7Eg/s1600/X-Factor%2B%2368%2B-%2BHe%2Bwill%2BBe%2BLost%2BTo%2BYou%2Bforever.jpg

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PdIVhULwBww/Vr4xIcRIOcI/AAAAAAAAcNs/wYiqpqhPv5I/s1600/X-Factor%2B%2368%2B-%2BSo%2BI%2BLet%2BHim%2BGo.jpg

Exhibit E Gets official with his new ho before the other one is barely cold in the grave (Astonishing X-men 1)

Spoiler

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/78977/2228303-emma_cyclops_wolverine_fight_astonishing_x_men_01_super.png

Exhibit F: Kills his surrogate father while high on cosmic force (AvX 11)

Spoiler

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/a/ac/Scott_Summers_(Earth-616)and_the_corpse_of_Charles_Xavier(Earth-616).JPG/revision/latest?cb=20120912210244