SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

You mad that I’ve infiltrated your safe space?

I hate when people post terrible articles from fake news sites on Facebook. I don’t mean legitimately funny satirical stuff like The Onion either.

should be happy. lets you weed out the idiots.

I think coaching should be 60s and for every 10s over the offending player has to take a s.FP worth of damage.

people need to stop taking anything at umass seriously. this is the same school that rioted when the red sox won the world series…also rioted when they lost…pretty much they like to riot when they can.

Yo I hope that fat girl goes to Evo. She’ll be hype as fuck and then hyper when she gets triggered as all fuck by us.

I’d be confused too as to why the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is throwing a fit behind me.

Maybe she’ll shake herself skinny.

-Starhammer-

Its switched a little. You can coach all the way up to quarter finals, but with an arbitrary, barely enforceable rule of only 60 second coaching being allowed. All coaching through phones or person is banned from quarter finals and up. I guess if you need to take a call or read a text, its just gotta wait until the match is over, unless its an emergency, then you just let a judge know, and step away.

Its pretty silly to give people an advantage all the way to quarter finals, and then be like, nope, because you cannot properly control that rule until the herd has been thinned. Only in esports. haha

Why are black cashiers so slow? They look at each item like they’re taking a mental picture to pick it up themselves later.

Part of me wants to laugh the other just thinks this dude is cray. Can’t believe somebody wrote the white tears thing unironically.

can’t fire those assholes too because racism.

you people make the fucking dmv a nightmare.

This right here is why I want to take up robotics and artificial AI, to make people like this obsolete.

Stay in poverty with your slow ass.

If anything, RockB drive Raz0r around, NickRocks is that Stud who bangs all the chicks but works a job that a teenagers do. Epi is a narc who wants to fight a monkey, and is part of Katt williams crew. Thurst is in worst korea for some unknown reason, prolly a spy for best korea. Beta is always mad. Snaaaake is rolling in dat dubai money. Sums it up no?

What really makes the DMV a nightmare imo is that people just don’t comprehend the concept of the fast lane…shit drives me crazy

Male, female, or both?

Disagree.

Those older black ladies LOVE me. Always flirting and shit. I flirt back and they zip me right up to the front of the line.

Also, when they say, “Mmmm ain’t you all sorts of delicious” and shit, it makes me feel like Beta must feel after visitor at the zoo hands him a banana.

SRK: Civil War

Blacks vs Latinos

It doesn’t matter who wins because Trump will
commission a Sentinel program and kill all minorities.

Getting stomped by a cool purple/red robot >old age or heart attack

Usually females. The dudes usually just want you to go away so they can go back to just wasting time on the company’s dime. I can at least respect that as it gets me on my way faster.

Sentinels? GE Trump will just make a couple dozen of Nimrods.