SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

THEY CALL ME HADOUKEN BECAUSE I’M DOWN RIGHT FIERCE!:bee:

:rofl:

They call you math major dorkus malorkus bcuz 236Pxx28xx63214KK instead of HCB :a1: 2P but not 2P’s 22KxxKxx22K with a 3.1415 mess instead of GEESE PRETZEL

And obviously this notation is not working for Marvel. MAGNETOS 5 HP ultra RAMBO COMBO!! u w0t m8

:hp: :hk:

Shit always looked like the funniest foot ever. Like a pirate boot? What the hell is that!

sometimes ny is great…

for $25 random asians will pick up my laundry, wash/dry/fold and bring everything back to me. AND they only use tide+downy :china:

cheh,

The Milana™ has a new AT&T commercial out there, folks…and it starts with another near-full body shot so you see those THIGHS and hips, and the pants are tight. It is outstanding, of course.

edit-- “Alaric” on Vampire Diaries has become such a sad sap on the past few episodes…dude married Caroline…and he admits that she agreed NOT because she loves him, but because this was best for the kids. He KNOWS that she settled, basically, and “love” is really non-existent in their relationship…it’s a marriage of convenience. Goddamn that is just pathetic, man.

Kicks in a boxing match? C’mon, son.

I forgot to redeem my $150 health reward this year. Scumbag site tried to trick a nigga into getting the Amazon gift card. Nope! Dat Visa Cash card. I’m goin’ to da skriip club, dawg! :rofl:

:tup:

You better stay away from that payless shoe source before you get your ass banned. Buying them sandals after sweating up a storm from watching them try on new shoes does not make up for the creeping.

I wish I could say it was beneath me to become aroused in a shoe store. But I cannot. :coffee:

The Punisher getting a show on Netflix? Alright.

Old news, no? Fucking stole the show from Daredevil.

How does Punisher not spend 90% of his comic’s storylines in prison?

Do they keep rebooting his comic every couple of months after the story ends with him killed in a week long stand still with the national guard before they finally kill him?

(I think de BLOO is talking more about how The Punisher survives in comics in general, even ignoring him sharing the same universe–hell, planet–as literally at least several thousand super-human individuals.)

The most succinct answer is that he survives because for his comic to continue, he has to. Outside of that “Lady Punisher” bit I heard of, Frank is one of the few people who isn’t exactly fit to be a legacy character, even though he wants to die.

His would hardly be the only comic book to ever gloss over realistic consequences though. It’s just more egregious–well, conspicuous–with him because his comics are (self-)lauded as far more grounded and “realistic” compared to the rest of superhero comics…when he’s not doing zany shit like running Wolverine over with a steam roller like they’re both Looney Tunes characters.

nah, he’s right.


Yes. HipHop Fridays

https://youtu.be/8CwZen9b5mU

Yes.

Just got back from seeing keanu. LOL, the trailers leave out so much shit. That movie was fucking hilarious. Key and peele did their fucking thing. Its gonna make bank

17 year old black boy and 16 year old white girl sexted each other

The 17 year old was arrested and now faces charges of contributing to the delinquency of a juvenile and possession of child pornography because the girl was 16, a minor.

The Sheriff’s Office charged the girl with sexting.

Boy’s mother said she feels authorities are making an example of her son and believes race is a factor. “I think because she’s white, the parents got upset that she’s been doing what she’s been doing.”

That happened with me, my mom, and sister when mom took us to see George of the Jungle. We were the only 3 people in the theater.

Movie was godlike tho. If that shit had dropped at the same time as The Revenant Leo would still be Oscarless.

Were you the only one in there too?

does anyone even take yelp seriously? I like to think its a HUGE troll fest…

I see “good” reviews with positive everything but…3 stars. like nigga wtf was ACTUALLY wrong with that restaurant :wtf: ?

should have thought about it before naming their son **LEVAR **:rofl:

sheeeeit, another vid to laugh at from Dr. Watkins’ channel

yep

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8fgDrvgfFM

Youtube is basically the new, superior “television” and has been for the past several years, imo… I could literally spend entire days on there, browsing things and there’s always new content.

Meanwhile at work—I get so damn tired of having to deal with “women drama” at work… if I was an employer, it is unlikely I would hire a lot of women. They are always going to be a major problem in 1 way or another.