SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

[DarkGeneral]

The job system is dumb af, employers are fools who deny people who actually want to work for them and come up with lame ass excuses like “experience”

It’d be real neat if employers were willing to train you, instead of just saying, “We’re looking for people with experience.”

You can’t get any goddamn experience anymore, no one will hire you unless you magically know what they refuse to hire you for, but also refuse to teach you.

“Where am I supposed to get this experience?”

“Well, you have to work in the field.”

YOU WON’T FUCKING HIRE ME TO DO THAT TO GET EXPERIENCE YOU IDIOT.

*Try to find a volunteering position where you can gain similar experience. It’s unpaid but gives you the exp, opportunity to network, and looks good on the resume. Intern if you can, but if not volunteer. *

[MechWarrior]

I found out I just might have a lack of empathy/be somewhat of a sociopath. I’m disgusted with myself over it to the point that I actually feel somewhat nauseous, but there’s no guilt or remorse in play. …It’s either that, or I’m well and truly dead emotionally.

Either way, urgh.

[The_Damned]

(Or the random Korean or Russian person in Japan.)

Now for something completely unrelated to Undertale:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pommUQ2BkHg

EDIT: Oh, top of the page. I might as well get one of the NSFW(er) ones out of the way then:

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs

(It’s still weird to see “Zenny” used for anything after how hard Mega Man Legends 3 got thrown under the boss. [/automatically summons po pimpus]

Zennies were also the currency of choice in the Breath of Fire series, although that doesn’t help much either since that game has also joined Megaman in the freezer locker for who knows how long.

Oh, right. I keep forgetting that Breath of Fire ever existed just because Capcom does fuck all with it–hell, none of its characters even ever got into any of the Vs. Whatever games.

You and Pertho already explained how Breath of Fire gets wrongfully ignored by Capcom as well, however, so there’s nothing else to say…except that I, like Million, obviously agree that it’s pretty damn insane and disappointing that they never allowed Clover to do a (proper) third Viewtful Joe game to at least give the series the resolution it deserves.

[Pertho]

I found out I just might have a lack of empathy/be somewhat of a sociopath. I’m disgusted with myself over it to the point that I actually feel somewhat nauseous, but there’s no guilt or remorse in play. …It’s either that, or I’m well and truly dead emotionally.

Either way, urgh.

Have you not read your posts? Your pudgy ass is two idiots away from being a hamburger Stalin.

[Raz0r]

@Pertho

Yo my Fuerte is the goddamn truth. makes so many people rage quit.

[drunkards_walk]

I found out I just might have a lack of empathy/be somewhat of a sociopath. I’m disgusted with myself over it to the point that I actually feel somewhat nauseous, but there’s no guilt or remorse in play. …It’s either that, or I’m well and truly dead emotionally.

Either way, urgh.

Yeah I took that online personality test too…was a waste of time

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

Bathroom crisis averted…

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/J0wvOUV.jpg

The door handle on the women’s bathroom door ain’t on the left side like the rest of them. #Triggered

And the middle one should break or fix symmetry too by hinging at the top, Lambo Doors

[regulate]

#Olympics: South Korea's anti-Zika uniform

@Raz0r why you gotta trigger siezures at the opening ceremony bruv?

[Manx]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT TEKNO!!!

I was scrolling up the page and I came across the feet of that stik-chick you posted. My dick was getting hard for 37 pixels worth of scrolling (believe, me I fucking counted :mad:), until I came across those sheer hose-encased chopsticks you call legs.

As a lover of pantyhose, legs, and feet (not necessarily in that order…), I demand my money back!

You are a truly a scourge upon The Lounge, and the only thing keeping you here amongst us is the fact that we don’t want to put too much heat on us.

:tdown:

[pedoviejo]

I found out I just might have a lack of empathy/be somewhat of a sociopath. I’m disgusted with myself over it to the point that I actually feel somewhat nauseous, but there’s no guilt or remorse in play. …It’s either that, or I’m well and truly dead emotionally.

Either way, urgh.

The whole “kill them all with extreme prejudice” didn’t give it away?

Also, can’t be a real sociopath if you are butt hurt over being cold. You’re just jaded about the world and cynical

[Black_Jaguar]

I found out I just might have a lack of empathy/be somewhat of a sociopath. I’m disgusted with myself over it to the point that I actually feel somewhat nauseous, but there’s no guilt or remorse in play. …It’s either that, or I’m well and truly dead emotionally.

Either way, urgh.

[Dangerous_J]

I found out I just might have a lack of empathy/be somewhat of a sociopath. I’m disgusted with myself over it to the point that I actually feel somewhat nauseous, but there’s no guilt or remorse in play. …It’s either that, or I’m well and truly dead emotionally.

Either way, urgh.

From a licenced psychologist or psychiatrist?

I hope this wasnt some random online personality quiz.

[Raz0r]

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/04/29/sport/rio-olympics-zika-south-korea/index.html

@Raz0r why you gotta trigger siezures at the opening ceremony bruv?

Fuck em is why.

[Manx]

OMG OMG OMG! This is hilarious!

The 2016 JW video trailers are out and they are so stupidly funny it’s not funny (mostly 'cause it’s not):

hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkpR0je0g1E

The SECOND VIDEO is the funniest, which starts at 02:25.

Spartans? No, we are “Sparlokians!”

THIS… IS… SPARKLOCK!!!

:tup:

[MechWarrior]

From a licenced psychologist or psychiatrist?

From someone who’s worked with very…“non-neurotypical” people before.

[KillaFox]

@KillaFox They kill off Iron Man instead of Cap.

Thanks for the SWA spoiler.

Hahaha damn bro you got me fuck! I wasn’t gonna come in this bitch until I saw it.

:slow clap:

[drunkards_walk]

From a licenced psychologist or psychiatrist?

From someone who’s worked with very…“non-neurotypical” people before.

No offense but I wouldn’t put too much stock into that assessment. Also, if we assume for a second that it is true, then there is literally nothing you can do about it, they don’t even attempt to treat that sort of thing, but it also doesn’t mean your destined for a life of serial murder either, so it’s whatever…

[Manx]

http://gizmodo.com/the-supreme-court-just-gave-fbi-the-power-to-hack-innoc-1773753539

A proposed change to the ‘Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure’ issued yesterday by the United States Supreme Court will allow federal judges to allow the FBI to hack multiple computers at once, including machines of people who haven’t been suspected of a crime. It can even hack people the FBI knows to be innocent.

Under the old rules, the FBI had to know the location of the computer they were trying to hack, and thus had to get a warrant from a judge in that jurisdiction in order to deploy what’s ambiguously termed a ‘Network Investigative Tool’ (NIT) or hacking tool. Now, under the new rule issued by the highest court in the land, the FBI can go to a federal judge to hack computers they don’t even know the location of.

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you… FBI SPIDER!!!

http://memeshappen.com/media/created/oh-you-so-sneaky-meme-23302.jpg

[The_Damned]

(red flags come up at use of “(non-)neurotypical”)

Then again, it might may well have been a legitimate term before Tumblr and SJWs corrupted it, like how triggered was–poor, all-too-often already fucked over veterans. I’ve just literally never heard anyone but them use “neuro(a)typical” unfortunately.

Anyway…:

http://gizmodo.com/the-supreme-court-just-gave-fbi-the-power-to-hack-innoc-1773753539

A proposed change to the ‘Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure’ issued yesterday by the United States Supreme Court will allow federal judges to allow the FBI to hack multiple computers at once, including machines of people who haven’t been suspected of a crime. It can even hack people the FBI knows to be innocent.

Under the old rules, the FBI had to know the location of the computer they were trying to hack, and thus had to get a warrant from a judge in that jurisdiction in order to deploy what’s ambiguously termed a ‘Network Investigative Tool’ (NIT) or hacking tool. Now, under the new rule issued by the highest court in the land, the FBI can go to a federal judge to hack computers they don’t even know the location of.

Oh, hey, the Supreme Court fucks up once again. I really need a regular image I can use for my deadpan “surprise face” when stuff like this comes up.

[Starhammer]

Army retains decorated Green Beret it planned to kick out over confronting...

Glad to hear the Army did the right thing in the end.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/austria-adopts-one-of-eus-toughest-asylum-laws-amid-far-right-surge/ar-BBskzkV

Austria says “NOPE!” It seems that other countries don’t want to end up like Germany is right now. Can’t say I blame 'em.

-Starhammer-