Pathfinder group had to set a spell-casting monk on fire tonight. Nigga kept flying around and going invisible. But first he had four flavors of concealment.
It that shit is legit from the campaign and not just some bullshit the DM threw at us, that’s pretty lame. 
-Reads last page
You know what. I’ll just see myself out. *
most schools have rules to prevent this. ive seen cases where college professors got fired for messin wit their 18+ students.
this is also one of those stupid stories where imma laugh when companies do google searches on you fuckers and this pops up.
I’m pretty sure romantic entanglement would actually make it more wrong if, anything, given that at least if you just “banged” once, you have potentially plausible deniability about “gee, officers, I didn’t know she was still in high school! I mean, she’s 18!” You can’t really get away with that if you’re dating the person even if you’re stupid enough to not ask such basic information (or get bamboozled somehow), especially if you work at the place where she goes to school as a student.
In a completely unrelated topic change, how much marijuana have you smoked today?
I’m more put off by his wording… This man said:
This chick is hot, and she’s young,
not
This chick is hot, but she’s young
Makes it sound like her being so young is a positive, not a negative. Pretty normal for near middle-aged guys to go for younger women, but he’s only 25… Nothing sounds right about this.
Man…Id hit it. The worst that could happen is you would lose a client. Who gives a shit, there are plenty more out there.
Meanwhile, the Legend Vicky J. has another video, I see…
yep
yeahhhhh I still can’t even make it to the halfway point of her videos without needing to bust a quart off.
Anytime, any place, Vicky…it’s whatever… abuse me, baby… 
I’m a chem tutor at my university and am laughing my ass off.
Good show guys.When the damned is funny,you know you fucked up.
Fuckin none man, I’m completely dry. Friday can’t get here soon enough (topic change assist.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU6YDB9lqjQ
WARNING: Do not click this spoiler if you do not want to see venom. I am sorry, but there is no chill in me right now. This whole situation makes my blood ignite and a,“we told ya so!!” isn’t going to cut it by half. Last warning. Everything in this spoiler is venom and fire.
So. You let a bunch of people who hate everything about your race, your culture, your God or Gods into your country because,“They need us…”
…AND THEY CONTINUE TO HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR RACE, YOUR CULTURE, YOUR GOD OR GODS, BUT NOW THEY CAN DO IT ON YOUR HOME TURF BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO FUCKING STUPID AND WEAK HEARTED TO STOP THEM BECAUSE OF MISOGYNY AND RACISM THREATS FROM YOUR OWN PEOPLE WHILE THESE PEOPLE WHO HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR RACE, YOUR CULTURE, YOUR GOD OR GODS WILLFULLY AND CONTINUALLY VIOLATE EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, INCLUDING YOUR VERY PERSON AND OR PERSONS, AND NOW YOU WANT TO PEOPLE OF YOUR OWN COUNTRY, WHOM YOU ALIENATED, TO “MAN UP”!?!?!??
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Bitch, be glad that SRK has limits. If not, I would’ve constructed a gif so big, The United Nations would have to broadcast this bitch in OUTER-MOTHER-FUCKING-SPACE to be able to show it! “Your country is in trouble?” “You made a mistake”? "Help You"?
**NO BITCH, FUCK YOU!!!**
YOU “feminists” waged your," War on men". YOU feminists taught, beat, and shamed the masculinity out of your sons, brothers, husbands, fathers! YOU feminists ran the remaining “Real Men” away and the fucking boot licking, spineless, piss bag cronies who sucked up to you and your poisonous idealology helped you do it!! The ones who objected? The ones who didn’t say what you wanted them to say and do what you wanted them to do? You put them out of work, out on the streets, in jail, or even worse, in their graves because,“MY SOGGY KNEES!!” and “All men are bad!!!” and all the other stupid fucking senseless shit you’ve been spouting year after year!!! Warnings were not heeded. Even actual incidents that could not have been a bigger red flag if it were painted on the FUCKING MOON went ignored, and even worse, were covered up. You planted these fucking seeds, and as is NO FUCKING SURPRISE TO ANYONE, THEY GREW UP TO BE EXACTLY WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WOULD GROW UP TO BE!!! Now, you have two choices: Let “these poor refugees” continue to rape, kill, and terrorize your country, OR GET OFF YOUR FUCKING OWN ASS AND FIX YOUR SHIT!!! Your men don’t want shit to do with you. They found out that they cannot love you as you are, and they LEFT YOU. You wanted to “fight against the Patriarchy”? You want to prove that,“You’re just as good as men”? Well baby!! HERE’S YOUR CHANCE!!!
how’s about that “Rape Culture”?
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Why worry about getting raped in college? You now run a 1 in 5 chance of getting raped IN THE FUCKING STREET!!! Why don’t you go tell them not to rape? “Don’t they know it’s wrong to do that?” News flash bitch: THEY COULDN’T GIVE TWO FUCKS, PUN FULLY INTENDED!!! Look on the bright side. You don’t have to pretend to be a victim anymore. You’ll get raped by a LOT more than a damn stare or bad words. Before long, you’ll have conversations with your girlfriends like,“How many dicks did you get shoved in your mouth today?” or “if you’re on your period, will they put it in your butt”? Or you can finally ask yourself the question that has surely crossed your mind,“Why aren’t our men protecting us”?
I’ll tell you why. You ain’t worth it.
A man will fight for, lie, cheat, work, save, beg, kill, and die to protect his loved ones. We men will go to war and send an entire country’s population to Hell one at a time to defend the people near and dear to us from even the threat of an enemy invasion. We have slain entire fucking SPECIES of creatures out of existence simply to prove ourselves worthy to that one woman. To struggle and toil for long hours and work in conditions that all but promise death is not easy, but we would do so willingly and without complaint. To work up the nerve to finally ask that girl you have a crush on to spend a little of her time with you probably causes a more intense fear than fighting a building fire from the inside out, but still, men would do this for even the chance to have that one most precious thing that we all have instinctively cherished from the day we finally gained self awareness. The love of another. Give a man that one requirement, and the rest of the world will be brought to you by hook or by crook. “Whatever you want in life, name it and I’ll do everything in my power to get it for you…as long as you will truthfully love me in return.” A simple arrangement, but a serious one.
Unfortunately, the one thing that we men require, you no longer saw fit to give us.
But, if not us, then Who? oh yeah. the “bad” boys. The “thug life”, troublemaking, ignorant, low life scum that you claim you don’t want, but far too many of you flock to. Men who are doing well by themselves and society? No thanks. No criminal record, no want. Honor? integrity? commitment? Please. You’ll only use them and quickly remove them from your life. They are not,“Challenging” enough, you say. You complain that there are no nice guys around, but in the same breath you will call the actions of nice guys,“creepy”, or “dishonest” or whatever excuse you can find to justify getting rid of a man who would stand by you. I don’t blame you though. You see, virtually Everything you have seen for the pst few decades has told you to do so. It has been made easy to see good men as “bad” people. on any media source available, you see the few remaining dads as bumbling idiots who cannot manage to do anything right. Your own mother probably called your dad worthless more times than you can possibly remember. Even your friends in school tease you without mercy for even looking at that boy with the glasses and the straight “a” report card. Who on earth would want to share their life with someone like that? What’s left? Oh yes. YOU KNOW WHAT’S LEFT. The “Other” side. Now, there is no shortage of reasons why you shouldn’t spend time around such people, and YOU IGNORE ALL OF THEM. You make excuse after excuse. “He isn’t really THAT bad.” “He doesn’t treat me that way.” Etc. Fuck up outta here with that horseshit!! Bitch, you, your friend, your mom, your sisters, both younger and older, are little more than a place for him to put his dick. Once he’s got that, see ya. If you don’t give it up soon enough, see ya. If your friend, your mom, your sisters, both younger and older give it up before you, see ya. You know this shit is true, It isn’t a fucking secret anymore! You will see the signs that this guy ain’t shit. your friends will warn you. HIS friends will warn you. Even that poor german shepard he sodomized behind some random convience store and then broke its front right paw…you know the one. The one that snarls at everybody except HIM, because it doesn’t want to risk being raped with another blowtorch heated tire iron and have it’s paw mangled after being dragged under a truck because “The dumb bitch didn’t know how to shut up”? Yeah. That one. It will dig its paws into the dirt, silently whimpering in pain because its paws haven’t completely healed, and scribble out a warning to you in its own blood, pleading with you that you should not be with him because he is a dangerous person.
…AND you will ignore them all.
A few weeks later, when you’re crying in your soup to whatever guy you managed to rope into listening to you whine about how you can’t find a nice guy, only HE will feel sorry for you. Everyone else, including the dog ,will shake their heads and say,“I warned her. I warned her and warned her and warned her, but she wouldn’t listen…”
I doubt it will even be an entire week before you’re in the car of another bad boy, ready to ride the ride again.
You see, it doesn’t matter what you say. It doesn’t matter what I say. It doesn’t matter what anyone or anyTHING says. Your actions will always show the truth.
You want the bad boys? Good. I wrote a little fucking poem about it…
You want the bad boys? how do we get them?
Our local guys are lame. we have no fun with them.
You want the bad boys? Bring them in from outside!!
tell them they can come here, and get a free ride!
You want the bad boys? It doesn’t take cunning.
Just open up the country, and they’ll come running!
you want the bad boys? Well you’re in luck hun.
Your streets are now full of them. Fun Fun FUN!!
You want the bad boys? You don’t have to go far,
They’ll meet you on the street, while you’re walking to your car.
You want the bad boys? Now you’ve got a whole bunch.
get raped for breakfast, dinner, and lunch!
You want the bad boys? Here comes a whole crew.
You couldn’t find a man? Don’t worry. they found YOU.
You want the bad boys? You better befriend them.
Now don’t go screaming “Rape!” you don’t want to OFFEND them.
Your morals can’t stop 'em, Your jails can’t hold 'em,
and they don’t really give a flying fuck if you scold 'em!
You wound up pregnant? I’m sad to report,
that foreign rapists don’t have to pay child support.
that kid is all yours, and yours alone.
nobody’s moving in when the bad boys are gone.
The kids is always crying, nobody plays with him.
This is what life is like for a rape victim.
This is what you asked for, and this is what you got.
It isn’t what you wanted? It often is NOT.
Now go share that shit with your fucking friends. Maybe THEY will listen.
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-Starhammer-
(I wasn’t even aware you actually smoked marijuana. It’s actually slightly “weird” still when I find out people do.)
I’d say “I feel your pain”, but I’ve never smoked marijuana and likely never will unless I have to for medical reasons.
After certain events have transpired. I now know what I must do:
Oh yeah and keep my nice job in the process lol
You and I both lol
Goddamn, I leave for an evening, and mofos are trying to get talked about in the “Bad Teachers” thread the wrong way.
Leave the jailbait alone, lift some weights, go out and talk to some broads your own age.
Slapped with a rape charge in 3 2…
People play Monks still?
Path of War exists, people.
Stop it, you are going to make him show you his four flavors of autism.
Bubba probably says the same thing to the newbies.
-Starhammer-
[*ah, I’ve… recovered from the latest Vicky Justiz vid…]
ohooooo I’m just now finding this channel…and now let’s all have a laugh with “Bearing” at this sap
yep
Look at that guy, man… you just KNOW he was shoved in a locker at least a couple of times back in high school. He probably had to deal with the usual gauntlet of “atomic wedgies”, random sucker-punches, getting spiked purposely in the face in volleyball during P.E. class, tripped up while walking over to the pencil sharpener, etc. etc. There’s absolutely no way he went through school like that and managed to have good times. 
Naturally with youtube…I’m loving the comments too…
:get_outta_here: Delicious.