Cruz is fucking hilarious. How is he going to announce a running mate when it’s clear he ain’t winning shit.
He must think he can get an edge by announcing a running mate before Trump does. Sucks for him tho, because Trump doesn’t need to announce a running mate. Because AMERICA is his running mate.
He’s such an asshole.
Hardcore friendliness can sometimes be fatal
Man kills friend for paying his bill at restaurant in Istanbul
Don’t think I agree with Cruz on many things, but at this point, probably better than Trump.
Now for something completely different:
Dammit I was gonna associate that truck with angelpalm first.
Ah well no reason I still can’t.
I knew angelpalm liked to express himself with bumper stickers but damn.
My member is just average size. Never had a complaint though. The last slut I was with didnt complain about size but I could tell that my stamina bothered her.
Man…rain and motherfuckin’ thunder and cold. I hate this shit. Oh and its pretty windy too. Fuck this weather.
Milo is basically a mirror to the people he argues against. Also that woman is 100% the physical manifestation of feminism in looks and behaviour.
What about larger women?
Don’t know who would be a decent VP for Cruz. From Glenn Beck, apparently the guy would want somebody who would continue his policies after he dies. That sounds great as a soundbite, but the problem is that he’d need somebody who would give him some semblance of balance.
Kinda sad Kasich didn’t drop out so we could get a Trump v Cruz head to head debate. Although at that point Teflon Trump just mashes rolls the fuck out of there.
That moment when your 5 year old daughter watches Jojos Bizarre Adventure for the first time and it’s a scene with the bullies fuckin with Josuke and killing a turtle.
Plot twist is that my daughter is learning about turtles this week (and they have a pet turtle).
At least Josuke is her new favorite character because he saved the turtle. Kids are dope.
Htf a goose gonna knock a powerline over?
That’s what I said man… Probably one of these steroid users.
I herd beta is shit
pls confirm
Did he tip though?
Just a crazy story, was it Florida by any chance? Kid walks back into the bus looking all…
Check out this link, the video news report is actually kinda funny. Dumbasses.
Hateful ass mofo 
I won’t confirm.
But I will Bro-firm.
