SRK Lounge: The Search for Ronin

I had a bad trip where I thought I was already dead and was trying to get back to life >.>

shrooms can do some weird shit to you

Yep sad but true.

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So i pay my own phone bill, I actually payed for orthodontist treatment out of pocket, I had to pay my school tuition out of pocket.

Yet i am the selfish one for not wanting to pay for car insurance when I have no money left to pay for the car insurance. Manipulative people always find a way to scapegoat you for all of the problems they have themselves. Its very annoying.

Dying from the flu when you are rich is code for aids…

Too bad man, Prince was the man.

Everyone should get drunk and watch Under the Cherry Moon to lighten the mood.

Family?

Fixed.

RIP Yusuke :sad:

Fuck you.

I really need to change my bank.

Spoiler

Was running out of $ so I stopped at the local branch en route to lunch. Mind you i’ve been in this bank
at least 10x now. The moment i enter the branch, the fukin’ guard always stands up in alert mode and
be casually placing his right-hand next to his piece as if I was going to rob the place or something. He makes
sure i make eye contact to him too.Da fuq man?? Nigga it’s me from last week! It’s not like I go in with ski mask or some shit; i’m in typical work Gap shirts/trousers.
Tried to ignored the bullshit and went to use the single ATM at the branch; 'Sorry for the inconvenience, System is down atm etc.'
Went to the teller and mentioned their ATM is down. Moment I scanned in my card for verification and i guess she saw my bank account info, this bitch started interrogating me like where do i work, salary, marital status, dick size, where was during the OJ white bronco chase etc. I was beginning to question my reality; did i really enter the same branch or a police precinct disguise as my local bank? I told her politely,‘Ma’am your atm machine is down. I really just want to take out $200.00 from my OWN savings account and be on my way to lunch’
“Oh sure i can do that for you. Give me a sec. While I’m processing this for you, what are u having for lunch? I noticed you
have an ununsual large of $$ in your savings account(dafuq this even means??there is a ‘cap’ or something). Ever thought of opening an IRA account/money market account or possibly CD?”
“iz u srs now?? I’mma strangle this hoe right about now.”

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“No thanks I’m good.”
"Here you go. Is there anything else I can do for you?"
Yes…STFU so i can get the fuk outta here.
"No i’m good. Thank You for all your assistance."
What grinds me is the guard is blacker than me; like you-can’t-see-em-when-lights-are-off-nigga dark.
Next time I visit branch, i should just come in like

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Would probably make no difference.Fuck.

Gonna dropkick your House Nero ass back to 1803 and make you really love them white folks.

You watch your mouth!

You should be worried. It’s pretty fucking wast to get ahold of a GD’ers dox since most ya’ll niggas fuck up by posting your real face, your real names, and make everything readily available on FB or some other social media site. If somebody wanted more info like your credit/debit cards or something more valuable, they could take the initiative to find that info on “special service” websites if anted up some Bitcoins.

It’s a shame that Crucades lives in Scotland, meaning he can’t be doxed as easily. I would have gotten some “Syrian” immigrants to loiter around his house, wearing shirts thay say “Mel Gibson is not a real Scot”.

If any bank notices you have over a few grand in your savings, they’re gonna bug you to buy some other shit. Just how it is. Don’t be so defensive.

Besides, pretty sure it’s only like $2K you got in there. And who takes money out of a savings account to use day-to-day?

  1. Not all JW’s are like that (I know… I know… but it’s the truth).
  2. There are SOME JW’s who are TOTALLY like that!

And he seems like juuuuust the type to be that way. :rofl: You got your “normal” J-dubs and your wacky, let’s be irrational for irrationality’s sake J-dubs. Just putting it out there… you didn’t see MJ go out like that, did you? :coffee:

I just fucking hate that he did have to go like that. :mad:

:tup:

Why not just accept…finish… then go back to sleep. That’s what I would do.

Yup.

R.I.P. $15k I had last year. :sad:

:tdown:

Damn, we’re really starting to hit a point where all the recognizable people of the last few decades are starting to die off. Shit’s depressing.

The future is here gentlemen.

you in my closet again nigga :annoyed:

Nope. I looked. The lucky lady playing Harriet Tubman will be…

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You know Hollywood. she probably reading them lines as we speak.

-Starhammer-

Holy shit The Prince is dead??

Spoiler

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