SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

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360 scared the shit out of me earlier, I wanted to put my BF3 disc in but it wouldn’t release the disc tray(it was empty) thankfully it did so after trying it a few times…

I prolly wouldn’t be here posting right now if I did.

I don’t get physical with girls. This happened at a club a few cities away, I drove her there (because her license was suspended after stealing my car), she found her own way home.

You have fun with that. I wouldn’t pay that bitch to wash my car. It’s not just the losing weight. It’s not just the hair coloring. It the fact that she looks like a fucking meth head. Meth heads are not hot. If you remind me of a bathtub-made-stimulant dependent, I’m not gonna fuck you. I don’t want to taste your meth breath. I don’t want to wake up catching you stealing my TV for more yellow rocks. And I definitely won’t stick my tiny cock in you. This holds true no matter what the girl looked like prior to her amphetamine addiction, but when she looks as fucking hot as LL in Mean Girls? That’s like being told you are eating filet and it turns out to be meth laced feces. And I don’t like eating shit.

Oh god, Young Justice is the best damn cartoon now.

I love Aqualad, I love how Rob Lowe was Captain Marvel, I love the new Joker design I just saw.

It’s always nice when pepole try and the cartoon actually gets on air.

Fuck this shit, my holocaust victim lookin ass putting up some pics and getting PAYED… bet on it…

tell him, shin! coked out, blond lohan was still crushing any chick most of you guys have (or will) bagged lol

Terrible… even some months to a year ago, I was still on board with Lindsay, thinking she was still reasonably acceptable…I even fantasized about her doing a line of coke off my back and being perfectly fine with it… but the latest pictures I’ve seen have dropped even further down the hotness scale. Somehow, this woman has managed to degrade even further into zombie-status. She’s lookin’ like an extra on the set of Walking Dead, folks…not a good look, bro™. Now, she might actually be on the No-Hit™ list for real. That’s some sad shit, man…it takes a LOT for women to end up in that category for me.

Nigga please. You couldn’t even say that shit with a straight face.

She has posed nude before by the way.

It’s got the Million Stamp of “would not fuck”, you can’t argue with that.

I was going to write out a long argument to this, but Million saying he wouldn’t fuck her is enough for me…

prove me wrong. as taito (i think) said in the women’s tourney, you niggas talk that shit but we’ve seen a sample of the sad reality you guys are living in the IMM girl thread.

So, because I find LL very, very unattractive, I have to prove it by posting a picture of my wife to qualify my point? I just want to confirm that this is your logic.

No one cares about who you find attractive.

If everyone admitted that the internet would probably disappear.

It’s Thurst. There is no logic.

Million won’t touch Lindsay…she is doomed.

No one cares what anyone online thinks except themselves, unless it’s an invitation for an argument…then we care as far as we want to disprove your opinion.

You just argued why you should stop arguing with Thurst. Who cares if he would have sex with an past her incredibly short prime white actress?

In other news, Analrapist.

Just so we’re all on the same page, Lohan is like this now.

Spoiler

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OH DEAR GOD KILL IT WITH FI–

That is to say… would not hit. Not by Internet standards, not by regular standards, not by extremely intoxicated college standards.

Just no.