SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

(Damn. I’ve been distracted for four hours now. I really have to finish this up.)

Personally, I just like to pretend that Lindsay Lohan died a long time ago and this current…thing is just a person with the same name. Who knows. Maybe she’ll pull a Robert Downey Jr. and become fuckable again–so homo–and make something of herself, but presently, it’s easier to just imagine she’s dead; she makes that even easier with her current look.

How so? To all of that.

You know, even knowing that (Republican) candidates for office are wildly out of touch with most people (who aren’t idiots), that’s still pretty WTF. Who seriously thought the way that ended was a good idea?

Oh, right. Sycophants.

If I was an “adult magazine” publisher and was reasonably confident that I would sell at least a million dollars in magazines if I had nude pics of Lohan in it, I’d damn sure pay a million dollars to get her.

Though I do agree with the general sentiment that xn > 1 million where x is the number of people that are buying a Playboy because of Lohan and n is the price of the magazine is a poor reflection of our society.

In an unrelated note, I think having 4 out of 5 of my courses depend on calculus is affecting my brain.

Yeah, I get the same crap.
-I don’t like let alone play Madden or NBA whatever
-I favor a hefty bosom over a hefty ass
-I listen to rock, metal, and various VG OSTs
-I find sagging my pants to be highly uncomfortable.
-While I use a fair amount of profanity I don’t use words like “Nigga/homie/son/yo/bitch ass/chickenhead” unless I’m trolling IRL.

Black people who aren’t ghetto/hood FTL apparently.

i feel sad that lindsey lohan probably fell victim to starlet teasing for her red hair/freckles and decided to greatly damage her looks in a foolish attempt to fit in and have the same look.

what she failed to realize is her unique beauty made her far more interesting than another boring starlet

I thought it was her tits and that she was questionably legal?

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why the fuck am i still awake?
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whats worse its a friend whos known me for like 10 years and knows that shit bothers me.

You just brought up something I feel terribly guilty about.

I think in one of the lounge variations we discussed recurring dreams. I’m sure everyone’s had that dream that you’ve overslept for class, you show up and there’s a pop quiz you’re totally unprepared for? Or maybe even a final exam you didn’t study for? Well, I’ve had a recurring dream of that flavor that’s been haunting me for the past 11 years since I’ve been out of high school.

In this dream, I’m taking a full load of courses to make graduation my last semester in college, and it’s a pre-calculus class I desperately need to have a passing grade in to obtain my degree. The only problem is, I spend all my time in other classes and not bothering to show up for the pre-calculus class. I know no one in the class to assist me when the final exam comes up and because I haven’t been to class I’m not turning in the homework either, so I’m destined to fail.

Why does your post make me feel guilty? Well, in high school, my last semester I was in a pre-calculus class where I barely passed first semester. I talked with the teacher before the last semester letting her know I wasn’t going to school for engineering like the majority of my classmates. When I told her I was going to art school to study design, I wouldn’t have to take math, and pre-calc wasn’t of use to me, she said, “Well just show up, do the homework, and just try.”

Well, I didn’t do any homework that semester, failed about every test and I’m sure I bombed the final. She passed me with a D because I didn’t disturb the class. I came to class every day and worked on my art assignments. It makes me feel incredibly guilty knowing I shouldn’t graduated on time. Thus that nightmare has haunted me forever it seems…

I get the same shit for being Puerto Rican.

Maxx, did you dropkick that bitch?

shrug Maybe she’s just trolling you.

A female says that her little brother does try to act hood. Hates it with a passion. Whenever I think of a little white kid who tries to be “hood” I imagine that internet tough guy image with the kid with braces just with a reversed cap and fake jewelry.

looks like consumers are dropkicking Netflix.

Yea Lindsey was so damn hot when she was a red head and not on the pipe. Now she looks like a zombie. For shame.

People want wackadoo special effects in VIRTUA- Fighter?! The way I’ve always seen the game is as a fightng simulator, which explains the overwhelming intricacy of the characters and how they incorporate many real fighting moves. I think the creators/producers always had this simulation theme in mind, which is why it has never been over-the-top.

I personally think it’s an excellent fighting game, probably the most balanced series ever created… but it’s just not my cup of tea.

I get what what you’re saying, but the way I see it, if a bulk of non-actor conservatives are quite vocal while acting conservatives in Hollywood aren’t, this probably means that they are being subjugated by a majority, a left wing majority… hence why they are silent, and why their few vocal actors talk about being chastised for their conservatism. I don’t really care about this anymore since I’m already finished with my paper.


Lohan nude, she probably looks like a chalkboard drawing.

I actually liked the goth-ish chick from Mean Girls more than any other female, but I have to admit, Lohan’s body was in perfect balance. It’s quite amazing how she did a 180 like she did.

WS, what’s your major?

Also, I gotta give props to SF4: it manage to give a shoto a jumping fierce that crosses up. Holy balls.

Say what you want but LL is still one of my top candidates to get pregnant. She’s so fucking stupid and lost and has so many daddy issues, that I would look like fucking Captain Planet’s father or some shit. Then I’d swarm on that bitch’s money like military members swarmin’ on their local alcohol store on a payday friday. The only thing I’d worry about is that there’s a pretty significant chance that I’d catch AIDS from the bitch. But I think the risk is worth the reward.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Big problem with VF is that Sega sucks at marketing the damn thing. What they need to do is have some dumbass try to attempt doing a hurricane kick and have him fall on his ass and break his leg. Then have somebody dressed like Paul Phoenix, do a Phoenix smasher into a wall and break his hand. Then have somebody dress like Maxi and buss himself in the face with his nunchaku. Next have somebody try to throw some ice at somebody like Sub-Zero and the other guy get pissed off.

After all that, then have some famous VF player walk up to the screen…

Famous VF player - Look… this shit ain’t real life you morons. You want real shit? Play VF. It ain’t got no fucking gems. It ain’t got no fucking lasers. You dont throw fireballs or any of that other overpowered imaginary shit. There’s no comeback mechanics. There’s no X-Factor. There’s no K Groove. No X-ray scans. No bablities or friendships. No fancy-shmansy spark effects. It’s just you, your character against someone else and their character. No tricks. No gimmicks. No bullshit.It is the most HARDCORE game you will ever play it. You want a challenge? A REAL challenge? Play it and beat me. Or else… be a pussy like those guys. Don’t be a bitch all your life.

Highlander is on TV. Score.

What was the craziest chick you guys ever put your dick into? I wanted to start a thread on this but I don’t have any stories of my own.

You guys have to remember when VF came out in the 90s, the whole concept of VR was huge. I always seen VF as to what White Shadows says, a game where you are your character. Where you immerse yourself in the game and make that character you. So while they may look generic, it is up to you to play them at a high level and in turn, look fancy in the process. Of course, times change and VF has a lot more high impact moves and combos but the spirit is still there. Plus, the customization is insane.

I cannot wait till the summer. I hope it comes out before EVO so there will be a side tourney. In addition to that, I really want to attend the VF gatherings in Cali/NYC.

When you say associate, bang, befriend or know?

'Cause I knew one that walked around with cat ears and one day I saw her getting chased by an invisible monster; and knew one that carved a swastika into her forearm. Good times all around.

That you’ve put your dick into at least once.