SRK Lounge: The Protein Cannon edition

fucking and sucking in fighting games? Damn. I can’t wait to see what the DLC will include.

SHINKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
HADILDOKEN!
-Starhammer-

That Sex Fighter parody was garbo. They tried to shoot most of it at a profile angle so it just ended up as crap.

Which is another thing, I hate POV porno. The point of porno is to get angles that I can’t when I’m fucking a chick. Not to see the same damn stuff I would if I was.

Good lord, that is a lot of makeup. Diva is an occupation now?

lol you so black

when you just gonna pull a Kaufman and challenge bitches to fight you in a wrestling ring?

also, holy shit the Captain America dvd came out fast

I thought the point was to get me off?

Or to laugh. Porno is some of the best comedy out there.

You mean your imagination is not enough?

I always viewed porn as art - and by that I mean enjoying the high aesthetic of ruining a chick’s continence without the smell of residual poo.

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Jim Jones got drama like that? Wow…

Guess he’s not… Wait for it…

Ballin’?

Today I just saw what must epitomize the bottom rung of white thrash-dom.

As I was merging onto the highway, on the edge of a moderately small rural town, passing by me, in the other direction, was a minivan with one of the back windows busted out.

…and a single apartment air conditioner Duck Taped in its stead.

I shit you not.

I died, a little, inside.

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I’m not sure that the drama is coming from Jim Jones as much as it’s coming from that floozy forcefield revolving around him.

Pssssh that shits small time dude. You can find that all over the south, and it’s far from bottom rung with those crazy asses i promise you that.

lol, werd. his chick got hands, though, but I think that ex model could take her. don’t sleep on fighting a mexican girl especially when she’s like 5’11 without heels and use to be gang member.

rockb is like those pandas in the china…they look all cute and cuddly, so broads instinctively want to touch them, but they’re really crotchety beast that fuck things up on sight lol

honestly, i don’t really think that’s true. the most vocal and famous actors are liberal, but there are plenty of charlton hestons and libertarians in hollywood (or at least used to be until the bush jr. years).

Eh…the graphical update stuff is debatable but new mechanics have cropped up in plenty of fighting games. I think the current problem is that with the old games, the basic way of playing it was still good. The basic way of playing SF4 is still shitty and then it does other stuff. So before we can even bother exploring something, we started with shit and then they threw sprinkles on it. SFxT looks to be that way; shit with sprinkles. In music terms, SF4 can’t play scales properly and its already trying to do full pieces.

MvC3 feels the other way around. Its like they took a lemon cake and then used crap as frosting. Doesn’t matter how good part of it is, you’re eventually going to have to deal with the crap one way or another.

Bleh. I think I appreciate Blizzard even more because they don’t do the graphical update thing. One day, if I get a job at Blizzard bullshitting around, I will make a proposal for them to do a fighting game. It will be called Fightcraft and it will be awesome. The sequel will come out 10 years later.

Check your pms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goF37gZpu_I&feature=player_embedded#!

For Million.

He’s in the center of it, which means it’ll inevitably fall back on him. lol @ his gf being eager to get “wifed”. Keep your wallet full and your heart empty Jones!

Considering that Hollywood is home to a particularly left crowd with a strong Jewish community running Hollywood, I disagree. Heston’s dead, Reagan’s dead, and there’s only handful of Angie Harmons and Fred Thompsons, both who claim persecution by Hollywood because of their stance; I don’t think even half of professional actors have a conservative mindset.

I like how she’s been around for a few years and everyone was like meh. Then she gets put on Maxim and does the flip book and everyone is know like WOAH!

The fuck…

I don’t even know who she is so meh Shrug

Needs a juicier ass and more chest to fill out those costumers better. But, that’s just my opinion.

If SRK standards weren’t wacky enough, now we have female srk standards.Oh lord.

She’s really pretty and has a nice body. Nothing wrong with her and I hope to get she doesn’t do something dumb and get implants; it already ruined enough pornstars that had great boobies but decided to inflate them to get bigger sizes.

Yea i thought she was pretty damn cute. She seems to know how to have fun, not afraid to laugh at herself, and that’s definitly cute.