1602

lmfao move to mass…we need at least a foot before we close shit lol. 2 inches aignt shit

1603

At least until the new Scott Snyder and Jim Lee Superman title drops in a couple of months, which hopes to explore the relationship with Lois Lane along with adding “New Mythos”.

I’d be more impressed if Jim Lee can make two release dates in a row without shuffling the artistic chores to a lackey.

I’ll agree with Goody but I do think Bane was handled a lot better than most characters created for the single purpose of destroying a hero and OOPS! They is back! trope. He developed into an interesting character after a few hurdles.

Unlike Doomsday and Carnage who are still stuck in the 90’s, along with the same time displaced retards clamoring for them to be in every god damn product imaginable.

1604

Mad that your weak and incorrect arguments are diluting this already intellectually middling SRK lounge.

1605

Here in West Virginia places won’t close even in a state of emergency.

1606

You’re welcome. I am always trying to raise awareness against those who willfully choose to avoid intercourse with people for any reason such as race, gender, age or attractiveness.

Also, today I got my first “troll” Not sure if it is a good or bad thing. Just earlier I was thinking I am just not ridiculous enough. It is a delicate and perilous balancing act to straddle parody and retardation.

Edit: Whose semen would be more practical, Spiderman or Superman’s? I mean, Spiderman’s could probably be used for all kinds of glue, reinforce concrete and steel, maybe mold it into kids toys and such…a natural plastic. I think Supermans would have more industrial and medical uses, like, maybe it is slightly radioactive, or could be some kind of protein supplement, containing a whole cows worth of man beef in a single capsule. Maybe it is slightly radioactive, and you could like, spread it across things to see through them like an xray, or used in lieu of depleted uranium in ammunition.

1607

i used to be all about the “shotgun dick” theory for a long time until i came up with the conclusion goodm0urning came up with. since Superman controls everything anyway, his orgasms shouldn’t be any different. at the very least he’d be fast enough to fly into outer space to bust a nut away from the person he was banging. then i started thinking about the other stuff- say he creampied some sexy female vagrant as an experiment. Superman is all powerful with the knowledge that he needs to tone down his actions lest superstuff will happen. his sperm will not have that knowledge. they might attack the homeless looking for the superegg, ramming their way through her supple tissue and ultimately melting her insides.

and don’t even think about if he impregnated the hobo, could a human take a kick from a superfetus? other than HotKinkyJo?

i swear that lovely woman is 70% elastic…

1608

I don’t need two inches of snow to keep me from going to Chik-Fil-A. I avoid going there voluntarily.

1609

whats a state of a emergency for you guys? you generally dont get snow

1610

You are welcome, i am glad to help

1611

I found this on TYM today

1612

Also did I miss something with Matriarch or what

1613

It’s not just CFA, almost everything is shut. I had to go to this random pizza place.

1614

Whatever scrub…weak and incorrect, lol.

Superman revisionist historian over here.

I had to look this shit up to make sure that I could at least provide a reference so have fun with this.

“The bust can also be linked back to some of the series that caused the boom, a few years earlier. DC’s decision to publish two blockbuster stories depicting the loss of their two major superheroes (“Knightfall” — the breaking of the Batman — and “The Death of Superman”), and their subsequent flooding of the press as to its supposed “finality”, is considered by some collectors to have started a slow decay within the non-regular buyer comic community which then led to drops in sales. Many comic retailers believe that numerous comic speculators took the death and crippling of two major characters to signify the end of the Batman and Superman series. As many comic readers and retailers knew full well, very little in comics actually changes with any finality. Many aspects of the status quo returned after the story arcs were over (Superman died, but was resurrected, and Batman was crippled, but eventually recovered).”

1615

idk but its hilarious! I downloaded it and saw cable could combo 6 jabs in a row LMAO.

gonna fuck with this for a bit and see what i can find

1616

She tried to ressurect a topic (which Val closed) in the lounge. So, I marked the post as trolling, and other upstanding members followed suit.

1617

that rogue-finite spins out at 30 hits…hmm.

it can combo directly into super though lol

1618

At least six inches but that’s if the plows don’t get the job done.

1619

Thank you for that, that made my day almost as much as shitting all over these DC fags.

1620

The fetus, not being exposed to yellow sunlight, would not have developed superpowers yet.

And sperm aren’t really egg-seeking missiles; they swim as a reflex and the possibility of impregnation is more a matter of chance occurrence than any active sense of purpose on the part of the sperm. That’s why there are so many of them per ejaculation.

Bullshit. The “flooding” amounted to a blurb in the bottom corner of the newspapers, and they didn’t seek it so much as fall ass-backwards into it. The notion that there was some calculated mainstream media campaign rests on the ridiculous assumption that DC’s top brass believed that anybody outside of their tiny niche market was reading the crummy books they were putting out–and the fact that people weren’t was the entire problem in the first place.

  1. “Some collectors”, “many comic retailers”. Cool sources, bro.

  2. There are no speculators who sincerely believed that DC was going to stop putting out Batman and Superman comic books forever and ever, because nobody that fucking dumb could possibly live long enough to become a speculator.

  3. If you’re looking for the cause of the decay in non-regular buyers, start with the most recent thing that attracted non-regular buyers in the first place: the trade paperback boom kicked off by Watchmen and Dark Knight. Then proceed to where DC capitalized on the popularity of those books by flooding the market with other trade paperbacks that collected throwaway stories that nobody could possibly want, and boom. There goes your non-regular audience, who now knows that Watchmen was a fluke and that comics are still generally shitty.

Thanks for the information, Wikipedia. Maybe next you can tell me what color oranges are, or which way this pencil will fall when I drop it. Up? Sideways? I need answers!

1621

Blaming trade paperbacks(which didn’t even become popular until the EARLY 2000’s) and not the direct market?

No wonder why you don’t like citing sources, because everything you can pull out of your ass seems soooo impressive.

JUST LIKE SUPERMAN!!!

Edit: My bad, you said starting with the most recent example, lol, reading comprehension.