1562

lol @ this Sim City rage.

1563

There was one issue in which Superman did battle with Bloodsport… not the original character, who was black, but a white guy–a white supremacist. Weirdest legacy character ever.

Anyway.

The issue ends on a cliffhanger in which Bloodsport shoots two RPGs, one at Jimmy Olsen and one at Ron Troupe, and Superman only has time to save one of them. I never did find out how they resolved that.

1564

Goku would have saved them both.

1565

Goku would wait around on the off chance that Bloodsport somehow became more powerful, thereby making it more exciting for himself and more life-threatening for everybody else.

1566

After he saved them both and moved the fight to an unpopulated island. Then he would pimp slap that dude into oblivion and go have SEX, with his wife.

1567

You know, I sometimes see people talking about if Superman or Goku is stronger, has anybody ever thought of making a thread about it?
Like, kind of a pro vs con thing where people would compare their strengths and weaknesses? You could have various people arguing for their camp in order to determine which is superior.

1568

I like how this guy can diss Spider-man, who changed the entire stale genre with a single issue before his ass was even born while jocking a character that isn’t even relevant in his own comic.

1569

I’m pretty sure that Valaris closed the last Goku vs. Superman thread.

1570

Invincible is a better comparison anyway since Goku is after all just a family man that just so happens to save the world once in a while. Its not like he is some split personality having, virgin recluse that has dedicated his entire life to being mankinds savior, only to sit back and watch as they destroy themselves while blogging from his fortress of solitude with his unbrakeable neckbeard cause using regular razors are like wiping his face with a wet tissue.

1571

I O/T’d this first, but each subsequent one made it funnier.

Welcome back, brah. If you ever try to leave us again, I’ll do something crazy!

1572

This is a stock argument that could be interchanged with the names of any two major superheroes.

1573

Also, please try not to use the word “relevant”… ever.

Dan DiDio uses that word. That’s how fucking stupid it is.

1574

No its not, after the death of Gwen Stacy everything changed. Fuck outta here.

1575

Hey, he loves to entertain the crowd. That’s something stiff ass Superman needs to learn how to do.

That’s why he still has yet to bang Lois. No fun having stiff ass stiff.

1576

Sounds to me like exactly one thing changed.

What kind of comic are you looking for? Because if it’s that kind, I’m sure we have some fat guys in Hello Kitty t-shirts who might be of some help.

1577

“At least I’m not as black as YOU, Wesley Snipes!”

1578

I actually blame all the shitty writers that the comic industry has.
That is why i don’t bother with them anymore.

1579

I would bet that a lot of those writers really aren’t that bad, but would rather have a cozy career hacking it out and writing whatever their unimaginative editors have planned a year in advance. The alternative is taking a chance with a smaller publisher and not getting to work on the heroes they loved as kids.

1580

Not sure how I feel about the new Deadpool game, its either going to be very good or very bad.

1581

So, how do you guys feel about my Superman jizz theory?

Because he’s so strong, it must either blast out of him like a shotgun, or, be so strong itself that it’s like molasses or honey or tar.

The good news is, that if it just shoots out really fast, it will probably vaporize, instantly. Bad news for his college roommates, though.

edit: also, people seem to be very diplomatic about the whole Hugo Chavez thing. Not just here, but even places like CNN.com were really playing softball yesterday.

edit: also, my line breaks aren’t showing up because this website is crap.