SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

I think few people realize that Chyna did more pRon after “One Night in Chyna”. Not that you would be interested in it…

Spoiler

…or do ya, ya sick fucks?

Last I heard, she said she was quitting pRon and becoming a teacher…yeah, like that’s gonna work.

Chyna & X-Pac need to stay as far away from porn as possible. I have no interest in watching two dudes (she’s a man damn it) fucking yet again

She’s been in four that I know of, one the sex-tape and three official. I think her last one is going to be a She-Hulk porno spin-off.

The two(?) that I’ve seen sucked ass.

Doesn’t matter, it’s an Always Online system. Wont be buying.

@Pertho damn, man. sorry to hear that.


i like how people are ok with Black_Jaguar posting in the lounge.

-he’s ruining *Fridays.
-he doesn’t know what nice calves look like
-he can’t post pictures correctly
-he’s friends with SWBeta
-everything he says sucks

i could go on all day. i don’t even want to post rap today because of this asshole. :mad:

i’ve heard Baby Metal before. it’s ridiculous.

also 95% sure the studio guitarist that played on the track is not Japanese.

also, wtf are we doing with our lives? you wanna skype this weekend?

you are a high-functioning youtube comment.

I thought he was going to be “gone” cause his keyboard was fucked up or something.

lol i’ve been telling you niggas to stop sleeping on khloe. she been putting that work in in the gym.

Khloe’s head looks like the Total Recall “two weeks” lady.

Is “Gym” the name of her plastic surgeon?

Dr Saleem Gym?

The reason nobody says anything about the Jagmeister’s antics in the lounge is because most people have me, on the ignore list.

Allowing me to act under the radar and post great hip hop tracks only viewable by Shaft Agent

Friday is already looking like shit,. I should have brought some cherries to snack on as I sit here in snake and mosquito territory.

Also I found out the only other way they can check your prostate is by jamming a camera down your dick. Good times.

I’ve been spotted!

Get it? Jaguar? Spotted? They have spots

Floyd Friday.

Now that’s some quality white person music.

Pink Floyd are a bunch of pretentious art school wankers. ‘Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way’? Puff another reefer, Roger.

Phil Phriday.

. . .

Phil Collins has come to save us from the linking of mediocre music videos! Best Friday Ever!

There was also that one Chyna porn with the fake Mean Gene and the male pornstars dressed as wrestlers. It was worse than One or the Avengers parody, easily.

Why did you edit that, you go HAM or you go home! Real niggas don’t cry or back out.

My condolences man