SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

[Manx]

Conversed with a girl for like 45 min at the Farmers Market today. Felt chemistry there, asked her out, she has a boyfriend. Annoyed.

Oh well I asked her out at least, that’s more then I’d have done just a couple years ago.

That was a test. She wanted to you to say “so? I ain’t asking HIM out. I"m asking YOU!” Oh well, next time. Next time. :tup:

Bitch bein’ a bitch

Always get a police report. That way if you’re late to something, you got an excuse and they can’t pull switcheroo shit like that on you either.

[white_shadow]

Remember that situation I had with the chick who was married, didn’t tell me, but wanted to date me:

Well a wife was having a affair with some dude and when the husband came home, he shot him and claimed “Stand Your Ground” Law and got off. Glad to see my paranoia in staying away from trifling women is very justified.

…Also why I started running at my local park instead of instead of my neighborhood.

*credit goes to The Furious One for the link.

[King9999]

That’s why you need to take pics of the scene no matter what.

I didn’t have my phone with me unfortunately since I have no service on it. I’m gonna take my car in for an estimate and check for any engine damage.

[Black_Jaguar]

That reminds me of this broad at work. Perfect 8/10 suburban white woman with an ass of the gods. Loved to flirt.
I love messing with married chicks, but this bitch’s husband I shit you not looked like the love child of Danny Trejo and Brock Lesnar.

I still flirt around with her, but I’ll never bless her with the meat. Just gonna stick to beatin the dream, if ya know whatta mean

[Javid]

Not sure if it has been posted:

Kid nailed it!

[HD-Man]

I know so many treacherous chicks like that in my city. Got a man already, but will full-court press you for some D. And then have the nerve to feel OFFENDED when you don’t give it to her. To top it off, then they get jealous when they see you with another woman. Shit is crazy

[white_shadow]

Remember that situation I had with the chick who was married, didn’t tell me, but wanted to date me:

I remember you telling me this on AIM. I was hoping you wouldnt be dumb enough to fuck in the dude’s house. Especially after that story I told in the lounge a few years ago.

Now if the wife was caught cheating at her lover’s home, the husband would be going to prison.
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I dodged a bullet… literally.

[Starhammer]

sheeeit, and those things mentioned in my previous post… that was just the first things that came to mind…
Summer Vacation part deux:
-Weekends – parental figure takes you to the mall. Of course, at this time that meant ARCADE TIME. I’d get something like a 5 or more to just go wild with in the arcade. At Mall of Memphis, there was this legendary spot called the “Gold Mine”… it was even designed to look like some cave/mining area, with a rocky exterior, with the yellow/gold lettering on the front. This was the place where I first saw Street Fighter II…but that was just in 1991… besides that, they had Tron, Indiana Jones, Rampage, Spy Hunter, Pacman/Ms. Pacman, Galaga, Galaga '88(which most people forgot, sadly), so much stuff… this was also the place where I first saw Mortal Kombat… thinking “interesting… it looks like real people, like Pit Fighter (they had this too)” then I saw Sub Zero ripping the head off his opponent and mind = blown like WHOAHOLYSHITTT.AWESOME. Once people started finding out that you killed your opponents in the game it spread like wildfire… and it was definitely the new big deal for awhile. Oh yeah, Sega’s “Time Traveler” hologram game… Gold Mine had that too…along with Kung Fu, Karate Champ, Zaxxon, Dragon’s Lair, Asteroids, various pinball machines, Basically, they had everything.

…and so it was always a sad thing when you look over and see mom and/or dad/whatever parental figure out there waiting, and you know it’s time to go…time to leave this magical place behind. With games being just 25 cents, or 50 for certain new games, a 5-dollar bill from your mom or dad could last for quite awhile…unless you were terrible like a certain friend I just remembered. Dude would be completely out and begging for more quarters in record time…and it was not a scam…he was just that bad at most games.

----then there was the comic book shops…and the cards, and random other things you could get from such places. A trip to the arcade and the comic book shop, and perhaps a movie… ohhhhh this was a perfect weekend. I still remember seeing things like Ghostbusters, Legend, Terminator 2, the 1989 Batman and House at the theater.

…then you had WWF Saturday Night Main Event back in the day… this would be discussed with fellow wrestling fans later, of course…somewhere in the mix was that late night show with the gorgeous ELVIRA, Mistress of the Dark…goddamn that woman probably was the direct inspiration of at least a few wet dreams for me back then…that body was ridiculous… (*note-- yes, I’ve seen her recently, and yes… I would STILL pounce on that immediately.) In later years, USA network had a similar thing going on with Rhonda Schear hosting “USA UP All Night”.

…so you go on to tolerate being at church, try not to laugh at the old people “catchin’ the Holy Ghost” and making funny outbursts… have a nice dinner, then another week of fun things starts again.

Dang mang. You done took me WAY back with this one. Yes, Elvira. That OTHER woman your mom never knew about. I would fall upon that woman with the destructive force of a planet slamming into the sun. The arcade…The amount of fun that could be had for the simple price of a quarter is near impossible to believe these days. Unending corridors of videogames of every type, all for you. All day. Yes, those were the days…and nights.

-Starhammer-

[ElderGOD]

I dodged a bullet… literally.

Most guys are far too young and naive to even see the bullet.

[Million]

So… he goes ahead and continues with the lawsuit…against the widow. I think Jesse is one of those people that enjoys going out of his way to be an asshole sometimes: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/2/ex-minn-gov-jesse-ventura-sues-navy-seal-chris-kyl/

[Starhammer]

I know so many treacherous chicks like that in my city. Got a man already, but will full-court press you for some D. And then have the nerve to feel OFFENDED when you don’t give it to her. To top it off, then they get jealous when they see you with another woman. Shit is crazy

When some company makes a functioning cross between a taser and the Dillon Aero gatling gun, You’ll see me on the streets going straight Contra in this bitch.

-Starhammer-

[Bious]

Techinally it’s Friday where I live.

As an aside I’m going to start posting any and all Friday game tracks anyone posts in this thread in the VGMusic thread as sort of a Youtube collage, partly because I feel it’s a nice contribution for it and partly because that thread could use some love. Seriously.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i3G4gWPNtE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[NickRocks]

fuck married women, and not in THAT way

[Starhammer]

fuck married women, and not in THAT way

It’s a dirty job. I’m glad I don’t have to do it.

-Starhammer-

[Manx]

So… I decided to look into this Cheerios biracial commercial thing that’s been going around lately.

Watch the commercial and see a cute lil girl that reminds me of my daughter. CUTEST commercial ever. ManDad smiles warmly.

And I finally read the article about the CONTROVERSY! and I discover…

… all it is is people blowing up about racist Youtube comments.

Is there a way to slam a webpage shut? I should invent that.
:tdown:

[Manx]

Silly Lounge scrubs. You don’t don’t fuck married women because you might get shot. You don’t fuck them because you need to deny them their alpha fix while they have their beta to beat on.

Not getting shot is a lucky side-effect of denying a scummy ass woman something she thinks she wants. :tup:

[Manx]

I wonder if Google’s cache of it is still available…

edit ~ it is not… :sad:

[maxx]

brotha from power rangers s.p.d is on graceland…damn his dreads are hella long now.

[Yuna]

I wonder if premium is still a thing. I used to haunt the fuck out of the preemie forums once upon a time.

[Starhammer]

brotha from power rangers s.p.d is on graceland…damn his dreads are hella long now.

What is this Graceland you speak of?

-Starhammer-