Yep. Here’s a rundown of the last few pages:
@angelpalm Griefs people in CoD because the gameplay itself is so fucking shallow and boring that there’s no other way to get any fun or satisfaction from the game.
@Bious Is a black person who types white.
@maxx Is teaching underaged white women how to twerk.
@RockBogart Thinks feminists are closet fags and need to listen to some Andrew Dice Clay so they can grow some fucking balls.
Ben Perkins would play an Oculus Rift game with actual hand motions, somehow, fuck all the keyboard controls.
@goodm0urning Admitted he’d openly take it in the ass from a Superman cosplayer, but only if his Superman cosplay and knowledge was 1:1.
@TheMartian loves Spider Man, and tells all the women he does shit with to “jerk me off with the Spider-Man hand.”
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@ShaftAgent Won’t fuck a chick who’s openly hitting on him for whatever reason. Closet fag? Limp dick problems? No one knows. I’m hoping she’s a 1/10 or 500+ pounds, those are the only real excuses.
@SWBeta Is a faggot with the worst taste in video games, music and movies I’ve ever seen on the Internet. My 13-year old nephew has a better developed taste than this nigga.
@Joshkaz Is a bearded white person with long hair from what I’ve gathered. Every other post involves his junk and it getting hard. Seemed kind of fucking weird at first, now it’s to be expected.
@AmazingFunbags Is actually Million’s alter-ego, and instead of wacking off to upskirts and panty shots, he wacks off to concealed tits on Instagram.
@Neesa According to Neesa’s AV, recently, she’s turned into a carpet muncher.
@Sovi3t Slit his wrists over Neesa’s recent change in sexuality.
@Taito Dude’s surrounded by Japanese people in Japan I believe.
@MissingPerson Is surrounded by trannies in some Asian country.
@thurst Dude plays Madden alone because no one plays Madden in StarCraft land.
@Kromo Is most likely looking at cartoon porn of some form.
@AYO?! Constantly changes his AV and even had a name change at one point because he’s insecure about his internet personality.
@Cryoh Probably playing the re-skinned MK9 as well as some random-ass ARPG’s.
@Killafox Is upset over Amanda Bynes getting slammed by black dudes, implicating that they ruined that bitch.
@PhilCollins Decided to leave the site after I told him I was a fan, linking him to some of my favorite works.
@Valaris Is fucking bi-lingual chicks in Montreal while chain-smoking joints and Du Maurier’s.
@NickRocks Still thinks its 2001.
@Black_Jaguar Is a pedo who creeps on 13-year old chicks.
@Million Is scouring the Internet looking for PG-13 jerk-off material. If it’s not a panty shot or upskirt, it doesn’t get RIGHT-CLICK SAVE AS!
@crotchpuncha Punching dicks, licking clits.
@HatredEdge Has an AV of a cool character from a mostly shitty game.
@popimpus Is salty over the decline of Capcom quality, more so than most.
@Akuma Hax Is playing Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen because it’s awesome.
@PozerWolf Is playing Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen because it’s awesome.
@Sarangha Is contemplating killing people, as am I, because Yakuza 5 hasn’t been announced for the West yet.
@Starhammer Is 40-50 years old but drinks like he’s 21.
@Vynce Dude has had the same Iori AV since I joined SRK over 5 years ago. He will also die soon from drinking so much just like Starhammer.
@ViciousSLASH Is the blackest white person on SRK.
Yeah, I’m too lazy to do anymore.
