SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

General Discussion
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So is this place getting fixed or que?

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Whelp, one more step towards oblivion for me.

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2506/regulate">regulate</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>So is this place getting fixed or que?</div>
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You’re obviously not using Kyle’s Blue Steel replacement and haven’t read the announcement at the top of every page. :p<br>

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That post was in one of the lounges, and you are completely misremembering it. I was specifically not fucking Morrigan. The point, and what makes it funny, is that I evwn cockblock myself in my dreams.

Also, you must be new here if you think I would fuck anybody just because of how they look.

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Yeah, I guess. I’d fuck someone based on looks alone because I’m a shallow person.  >-)

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Doing my best still to get used to this new layout even though it’s been in place for some time now. The Black overlay from an ext helps but still…some things will be hard to get used to. <div><br></div><div>Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts make a nice late night snack. </div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/27169/Exodus.">Exodus.</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>They are pretty hot but I ended up laughing more because of how ridiculous they look with those harps… Reminded me of this video, because I laughed so hard</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>http://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk</span><br></font></div></div>
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<br>I lost it with the Harmonica JP theme XD<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/7931/Sonicabid">Sonicabid</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Yeah, I guess. I’d fuck someone based on looks alone because I’m a shallow person.  >-) </div>
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Does that mean you would fuck a fat Gweneth Paltrow?<br><br>I would fuck a fat Gweneth Paltrow.<br>

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<blockquote class=“UserQuote”>inb4 all you internet virgins scream and cry because of your fear of her imaginary herpes (aka her vagina)
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If I’m going to have imaginary sex with somebody, I might as well do it with someone who doesn’t have imaginary herpes.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/7931/Sonicabid">Sonicabid</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Yeah, I guess. I’d fuck someone based on looks alone because I’m a shallow person.  >-) </div>
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<br><div><br></div><div>I’d fuck somebody based on looks cuz its a great starting point.  You know, rather than some of the closet virgins who are basing their sex decisions off of internet rumours and jokes…</div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2992/goodm0urning">goodm0urning</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2163/Shaft%20Agent">Shaft Agent</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/533/Taito">Taito</a> wrote: <a href="/discussion/comment/8000086#Comment_8000086" class=“QuoteLink”><span class=“ArrowLink”>»</span></a></div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>In all honesty, Megan could pass for any version of April except the 80s cartoon. I don’t even think April was supposed to be a redhead originally (she did have curly hair though–another thing the 1990 movie got right).</div>
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but still… Paige Turco > Judith Hoag all day.<br><br>
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Let us consult the evidence.<br><br><img src=“http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mapnwjajrI1rw2uyvo3_400.jpg”><br><br><img src=“http://www.celebrity8x10s.com/photos/t/Turco_Paige_Big_Shots_37991l.jpg”><br></div>
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I’ll prolly have to go with the one who doesn’t look like Eminem with a perm and waxed legs.

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Christina Hendricks in a yellow skintight jumpsuit.  <br><br>Yes you know you want it, you can feel it right there in your peepee place.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/13288/SoVi3t">SoVi3t</a> said:</div><div>I’d fuck somebody based on looks cuz its a great starting point.  You know, rather than some of the closet virgins who are basing their sex decisions off of internet rumours and jokes…</div>
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What you would fuck based on looks is a great starting point for how not to do it. Not all of us are cursed to live where whale hunting is the primary means of sex survival.<br>

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I fuck hot girls too, I just don’t turn down pussy when I can turn out the lights and use my imagination.

Also I don’t turn down threesomes.

Nothing wrong with banging Megan Fox though. I seriously dunno why everybody is ready to shoot her down. Not like she is Lindsay Lohan or anything.

@Javid u coming today? That’s the rumour.

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Welp, my uncle just gave me $200 cash, bought me a set of new tires and an oil change ($400), paid up my car insurance for a month ($50), and told me good luck in Austin and to keep in touch.<br><br>That more than makes up for kicking me out of the house.<br>

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<font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>If yall got a few seconds to spare </span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpfQSqfpuac</span></font><br></div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/533/Taito">Taito</a> wrote: <a href="/discussion/comment/8001803#Comment_8001803" class=“QuoteLink”><span class=“ArrowLink”>»</span></a></div>
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I’ll prolly have to go with the one who doesn’t look like Eminem with a perm and waxed legs.</div>
</blockquote>Then perhaps you would like to take a look at how Paige Turco looked in TMNT 2 before you commit to anything.<br>

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I can never get enough of that screaming goat

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/13288/SoVi3t">SoVi3t</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2309/Javid">Javid</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href=“http://forums.shoryuken.com/profile/13288/SoVi3t”>SoVi3t</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”><a href=“http://forums.shoryuken.com/profile/Javid”>@Javid</a> Lol my boss just got fired. He yelled at me today so I made sure to laugh at him and dance.<br><br>You quitting was the catalyst for destruction of this store</div></blockquote>
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<p>LOL, I was planning to visit Saturday to see what’s good. I guess shit has really hit the fan.<br></p>:-S :open_mouth: </div>
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<br><div><br></div><div><br></div><div>@Javid Yeah, Mike (the asian District Manager) came in, and fired the fuck out of whoever it was that replaced Sam (Tal).  Then some more people quit.  </div><div><br></div><div>I dont work on Sunday, so can you delay it lol?  I work Saturday and the rest of next week though</div><div><br></div><div>edit: oh yeah, Megan Fox as April O’Neil.  GET HYPE</div><div><br></div><div>inb4 all you internet virgins scream and cry because of your fear of her imaginary herpes (aka her vagina)</div></div>
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You’re like two pages too late on the Megan Fox thing, tho as I said earlier, it’s her acting ability I fear not her Herpes infested Vagoo. <br>

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That goat scream has got to be edited in.<br>