SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/907/angelpalm">angelpalm</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>I just have to ask, where are all these weird smiley face avatars coming from?<br><br>Like 20 of you have them and they are all confusing the fuck out of me. <br></div>
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Defaults for those nobodies that didn’t have avatars. Gives way more personality to someone like a dab00g because now he’s a pirate!<br>

Streaming some Serious Sam 3: BFE: http://www.twitch.tv/sonicabid<div><br></div><div>Every FPS fan should try this game out, it’s an awesome mix of oldschool and newschool FPS. @HeaT @Sovi3t @Shaft Agent @crotchpuncha</div><div><br></div><div>Tagging bastards who I know enjoy FPS games.</div>

Wait, maybe I’m late to the party, but Michael fucking Bay is set to ruin TMNT?<div><br></div><div>Was Uwe Boll busy or something?</div>

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<div class=“QuoteText”>Wait, maybe I’m late to the party, but Michael fucking Bay is set to ruin TMNT?<div><br></div><div>Was Uwe Boll busy or something?</div></div>
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He’s waiting on the rights to the movie based on the original NES TMNT game.<br>

So I just realized Sonicabid and Sonichuman were different people.<br>Wow…<br>That is really unfortunate.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/533/Taito">Taito</a> wrote: <a href="/discussion/comment/7999625#Comment_7999625" class=“QuoteLink”><span class=“ArrowLink”>»</span></a></div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>After a bunch of famous and not-so-famous deaths this week, I’m wondering… what keeps an old person going, when everyone they looked up to is in the dirt, and there’s nothing left except whiny little fucks walking the earth?</div>
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Booze. The Western Channel.<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/2992/goodm0urning">goodm0urning</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/533/Taito">Taito</a> wrote: <a href="/discussion/comment/7999625#Comment_7999625" class=“QuoteLink”><span class=“ArrowLink”>»</span></a></div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>After a bunch of famous and not-so-famous deaths this week, I’m wondering… what keeps an old person going, when everyone they looked up to is in the dirt, and there’s nothing left except whiny little fucks walking the earth?</div>
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Booze. The Western Channel.<br>
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Being alive long enough to level up to Eastwood In Gran Torino status

You guys check that shit out? It’s so damn fast-paced and fun. Love that game.<div><br></div><div><br></div><blockquote class=“Quote”>
<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/60536/jollyafricanamerican">jollyafricanamerican</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/7931/Sonicabid">Sonicabid</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Streaming some Serious Sam 3: BFE: http://www.twitch.tv/sonicabid<div><br></div><div>Every FPS fan should try this game out, it’s an awesome mix of oldschool and newschool FPS. @HeaT @Sovi3t @Shaft Agent @crotchpuncha</div><div><br></div><div>Tagging bastards who I know enjoy FPS games.</div></div>
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2/10 <b>shit taste.</b> uncultured philistine. </div>
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…You have loli’s in your sig.

I played the Serious Sam 2d game, that shit is creeping me out.   The whole game is just unsettling. <br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/907/angelpalm">angelpalm</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>I played the Serious Sam 2d game, that shit is creeping me out.   The whole game is just unsettling. <br></div>
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<font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I never even knew a 2D game existed. It looks like a weird mix of Contra and Metroidvania. Gun stacking? Stack all your guns on top of each other and shoot them all at the same time? WHAT THE FUCK?</span></font><div style=“font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 10pt; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;”><br></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IY3CI-hYzY</span></font><br></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I like what I see. Once I beat Serious Sam 3: BFE, I’m going to play through the “HD” editions of Serious Sam: First Encounter and Second Encounter. I’m not sure if I’ll bother with Serious Sam 2 again though, I didn’t like it as much as the other games from what I played of it years ago.</span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div>

87% of SRK wouldn’t know what to do if Megan Fox were to be laying in their bed, 10% would just cuddle, and that last 3% would get in dem guts. But I feel that 3% is a stretch. 

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/6489/KillaFox">KillaFox</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>87% of SRK wouldn’t know what to do if Megan Fox were to be laying in their bed, 10% would just cuddle, and that last 3% would get in dem guts. But I feel that 3% is a stretch. <br><br>A wise man once said “I don’t want it if it’s that easy”.<br><br>That wise man is dead, so I’d probably double-bag my junk and get in there. She’s still not leading-lady material though.<br></div>
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Doesn’t Megan Fox have the herp?<br>

Should I install Crysis 3 to my Xbox?  I don’t know if it’s one of those games that actually runs worse with it installed to the drive. 

I probably wouldn’t be able to put up with her whining long enough to find out.<br>

No one will ever know for sure. But if she did that 3% would skyrocket to about 54%. Day 2 of Evo last year proved that fools dont care about hygiene. Especially skullgirl players.

Megan Fox looks like a bitchy white chick, and I like bitchy-looking white chicks. I’d hit it, and all of you are lying if you say you wouldn’t. Well, except that dude with the loli’s in his sig, he’s probably too out of touch with reality wacking off to hentai all day to even attempt to talk to, let alone fuck another human being.

I dont even know who that slut is but I would tax it.<br>

Megan Fox probably let Michael Bay perform an explosion in her then gave her the part.<br><br>If you want cooch reduced to rubble by a Baysplosion that’s your problem.<br>