SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

Get yourself hype you lazy bastard.  Learn to youtube.

why would you even need to be hyped about a game developed by P* involving metal gear? haven’t you seen the trailer? does platinum make bad games? <br><br>Hey guys I just won 1 billion dollars, help me get excited!"<br>

Is that the real Jose Canseco? If so, that would be hilarious.<br><br>If not… meh.<br>

<font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I just wanted someone who’s played it already to tell me about their experience, which I was assuming would have been a good one.</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Assfaces. </span></font><span style=“line-height: 1.7em;”>=((</span></div>

Wow another shooting man talk about 2013 being the year of guns popping off. 

<a href="/profile/80076/The%20Martian">The Martian</a> said:<blockquote class=“Quote”>
<div class=“QuoteText”><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I just wanted someone who’s played it already to tell me about their experience, which I was assuming would have been a good one.</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Assfaces. </span></font><span style=“line-height: 1.7em;”>=((</span></div></div>
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It’s a blast.  Not the greatest action game of all time but pretty damn enjoyable.<br>

yikes. guess its a good thing i didnt go to katsucon anime convention. jewish hellion monkeys ran amok <br><br>
jewish hell?

[details=Spoiler]<br>So this past weekend Katsucon shared the stage with a jewish youth
retreat. Normally I would be fine with this. Hell as a convention we
have shared the stage with politicians and even the military and things
went just fine.<br> <br> My personal experience with the Jewish convention went kinda something like this. <br> <br> On Friday <span class=“text_exposed_show”>I
was standing around dressed as Master Chief waiting for a panel to
start. At first I was fine with walking around getting high fived by the
kids and all that wonderful stuff. But then one of then dropped to the
ground in the fetal position complaing about chest pains. I go over
there and help the kid. And the reason why I do so is because his
buddies figured it would be a better idea to stand around him laughing
and and taking pictures with their phones. I kneel down beside him and
take my helmet off and get him back to his feet. His friends continue to
act a damn fool to the point I look up at them and with my outdoor
voice proceed to say “Knock that off right now!” They shut up and back
off as I get the young man to his feet. He thanks me for my kindess and
goes on his way. This is when their chaperone comes over and proceeds to
give me the third degree.<br> <br> Chaperone: I’d appreciate it if you stay away from them. <br> <br> Me: Why?<br> <br>
Chaperone: We would rather not have people like you influencing them in
anyway. They are here to embrace their religion and grow themselves
spiritually.<br> <br> Me: (very angry) Well…Then the next time one of
your own drops to the floor in pain. Instead of being judgmental of the
person helping them because he is wearing a costume. Go help them
yourself! Because when that kid hit the deck his buddies found it better
to stand there and laugh! And It was me the bad influence in a costume
that helped him. Not you!<br> <br> At that point i put my helmet back
and shoved past this lady. But apparently the atrocities didn’t stop
there. They went as far as to set up a human barricade down the hall
ways in order to divide the two groups.<br> <br> On top of this, There were also 10,000$ worth of damages done by said youth group.<br> <br>
Groups of them even went as far as to pelt cosplayers with items while
screaming at them that they were godless heathens. And the one instant
that sent me into a rage the most was this.<br> <br> A group of these
kids corners a female cosplayer who was wearing something a little on
the revealing side and proceeded to rip her costume exposing her bare
chest.<br> <br> All I have to say on this is that those people had
better be glad and count their blessings that I decided to leave early.
Because If I had been witness to this? Well needless to say I would
prolly be writing this post from my phone in a jail cell for murdering
one of those little shit heads.<br> <br> This is how you choose to
represent your people and religion? And you Say that we are the problem?
On behalf of every attendant of Katsucon I proudly say this.<br> <br> GO FUCK YOURSELF!</span>[/details]
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/80076/The%20Martian">The Martian</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I just wanted someone who’s played it already to tell me about their experience, which I was assuming would have been a good one.</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Assfaces. </span></font><span style=“line-height: 1.7em;”>=((</span></div></div>
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Just know, somebody played and beat it, for free, before release date by downloading a leaked copy.<div>There are probably people already bored with it.</div><div><br></div><div>If that doesn’t hype you up, nothing will.</div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/731/maxx">maxx</a> said:snip<br></div>
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Did you expect better from jews?

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/6491/Hatred%20Edge">Hatred Edge</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”><a href="/profile/80076/The%20Martian">The Martian</a> said:<blockquote class=“Quote”>
<div class=“QuoteText”><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>I just wanted someone who’s played it already to tell me about their experience, which I was assuming would have been a good one.</span></font><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”><br></span></font></div><div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>Assfaces. </span></font><span style=“line-height: 1.7em;”>=((</span></div></div>
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It’s a blast.  Not the greatest action game of all time but pretty damn enjoyable.<br></div>
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Have you beat it yet? I’m hoping it’s not super short…

Christ, I was at Katsu and didn’t hear a word about this. Fucking horrific disgrace.

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/13859/Bious">Bious</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Christ, I was at Katsu and didn’t hear a word about this. Fucking horrific disgrace.</div>
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ya im hearing this group is alot more conservative of jewish groups. kids are clearly nutjobs. <br>

So last weekend, I made it to the semi-finals of the TTT2 tournament at Katsucon. That was pretty cool.

SMH. <br><br>http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/crime/university-colorado-advises-women-vomit-or-urinate-stop-rapists<br><br><p>The University of Colorado at Colorado Springs Department of Public
Safety is advising female students to try some unusual defenses if a man
tries to rape them, such as vomiting, urinating and claiming that they
are menstruating.<br><br>According to <a href=“http://www.ibtimes.com/colorado-college-advises-vomiting-or-urinating-stop-rapists-after-lawmakers-pass-gun-control-bills”>IBTimes.com</a>,
the advisory was updated Monday evening, just hours after the Colorado
State House of Representatives passed a package of gun control bills, by
a vote of 34-31.</p>
<p>One of the bills would make it illegal for people to carry guns on
the campuses of public universities. Another bill would require gun
buyers to pay the cost of their state background checks.</p>
<p>However, the bills still have to pass the State Senate and be signed by the governor.<br><br>The
new college advisory reads, “Tell your attacker that you have a disease
or are menstruating,” and, “Vomiting or urinating may also convince the
attacker to leave you alone.”<br><br>These methods for fighting off a
rapist are part of Rape Aggression Defense Systems, a class offered by
the school’s public safety department.</p>
<p>Democratic State Rep. Joe Salazar <a href=“http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/colorado-state-representative-joe-salazar-claims-women-might-accidentally-shoot?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+opposingviews%2Fmain+(Opposing+Views+-+Issues%2C+Experts%2C+Answers)”>said on Friday</a>
that female students should not have access to guns to protect
themselves from being raped because they might shoot an innocent person.<br><br>“It’s
why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have
the whistles," Salazar said. "Because you just don’t know who you’re
gonna be shooting at. And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna
be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around or if
you feel like you’re in trouble when you may actually not be, that you
pop out that gun and you pop, pop around at somebody.”<br><br>Salazar eventually apologized for any offense he may have caused.</p>
<p>“I’m sorry if I offended anyone. That was absolutely not my
intention,” Salazar said. “We were having a public policy debate on
whether or not guns makes people safer on campus. I don’t believe they
do. That was the point I was trying to make.</p>
“If anyone thinks I’m not sensitive to the dangers women face,
they’re wrong. I am a husband and father of two beautiful girls, and
I’ve spent the last decade defending women’s rights as a civil rights
attorney. Again, I’m deeply sorry if I offended anyone with my
comments.”<br>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/907/angelpalm">angelpalm</a> said:</div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/716/Azrael">Azrael</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Soundgarden’s Black Hole Sun music video. Almost 10 years later and still really fucking creepy.</div>
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<br>Whatever do you mean?<br><br><img src=“http://cltampa.com/binary/6aa3/black_hole_sun.jpg”><br></div>
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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/716/Azrael">Azrael</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>^ Words don’t even begin to describe.</div>
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I can’t un-see troll face.<div><br></div><div><br></div>

Been playing Rising all day. Once again Beta confirmed for Busta. <br>

<b>WOW</b><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>JUST WOW MGR</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>THAT INTRO LEVEL WITH THE RAY AND THE TOWER FALLING AND EWEFVDFWDCFE</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>WOW </b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>JUST WOW</b></div>

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/80076/The%20Martian">The Martian</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”><b>WOW</b><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>JUST WOW MGR</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>THAT INTRO LEVEL WITH THE RAY AND THE TOWER FALLING AND EWEFVDFWDCFE</b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>WOW </b></div><div><b><br></b></div><div><b>JUST WOW</b></div></div>
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You ain’t seen shit yet

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/720/Carpet%20Lint">Carpet Lint</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>I have like 200 notifications showing and I only bookmarked two threads. And there’s no way to easily just jump to the last unread post right?<div><br></div><div>And my vanity is no longer fueled without notifications that someone disagreed/liked/quoted my posts.</div><div><br></div><div>I dislike this. But I am sure it will be fixed eventually.

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<div class=“QuoteAuthor”><a href="/profile/3403/Warpticon">Warpticon</a> said:</div>
<div class=“QuoteText”>Ladies and gentlmene, I bring you…Jose Canseco’s thoughts on gravity.</div></blockquote>
Can’t believe they quashed his bid to run as Toronto’s mayor based on such trivial nonsense as “having no Canadian citizenship” - damn those bureaucratic fat cats.</div></div>
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I 100 percent agree because you are the asian me. The site is RUINED NOW because I can’t be like “PEOPLE LOVE ME” anymore. <br>

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</div><font face=“Arial, Verdana” size=“2”><span style=“line-height: normal;”>God damn the remixes for Vampire Resurrection suck. The thing is nobody knows how to properly remix anymore it’s just instrument swaps with some shitty synth then put it on some shitty filter to make sound like dubstep.<br></span></font>