SRK Lounge: The Now Open Edition

maxx · 2013-03-26T07:56:40.000Z

thurst:

Neesa:

In the video, they said they were married BEFORE he got rich. She helped build his company, since she’s a lawyer and deals with finances [probably helped him with the legal aspects of the company]. Hence, no prenup. They were married for 25 years and she’s now claiming that he committed adultery [cheated] on her. If there’s substantial evidence to support her claim, then, serves his ass right. Keep your dick in the one pussy you ball and chained yourself to.

:bz

ALERT ALERT female “logic” at work!

he’s been the CEO of an oil company for damn near 50 years, that broad didn’t do a motherfucking thing, except most likely break up his first marriage so she could get in those pockets. i’ll give her credit for playing the long game.

alicia keyesing that shit

DaRabidDuckie · 2013-03-26T08:14:59.000Z

RockBogart:

http://io9.com/for-the-first-time-scientists-have-grown-the-embryos-o-454120290

Hold on to your butt.

I read the article and thought, “Holy shit, it’s just like Jurassic Park…” and then I caught your reference. Well played.

NickRocks · 2013-03-26T08:19:24.000Z

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4neqs:

blackest game ever

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guess who isn’t winning this?

nickguy09er :bz

fucc you dumbass nigga

at least my game has tournaments

real talk though Chunksta or Sanford will probably win, they are both still godlike without training.

also miller and claremont wolverine is so good

Amazing_Funbags · 2013-03-26T08:20:31.000Z

RockBogart:

http://io9.com/for-the-first-time-scientists-have-grown-the-embryos-o-454120290

Hold on to your butt.

Sucks that he died off camera -_-

maxx · 2013-03-26T08:25:13.000Z

lol…batman…just the good guy lex luthor

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx43s6kiN1qdj4i3o1_500.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzx43s6kiN1qdj4i3o2_r2_500.gif

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2013-03-26T08:26:21.000Z

^ lol I watched that one today. And the Apocalypse movie

DarkSeid turned Superman and Supergirl into DBZ. and DGAF if that’s your parents farm. Punched thru the door when you think that movie was over. Amazing.

NickRocks:

at least my game has tournaments

SNAKE aint even won the SKILLIONAIRE CHECK once?

Amazing_Funbags · 2013-03-26T08:28:35.000Z

Lex is one of the few DC villains that I like. Mainly cause he’s just an average dude hell-bent on fucking with some near omnipotent person in Superman.

NickRocks · 2013-03-26T08:29:52.000Z

WTF-AKUMA-HAX:

NickRocks:

at least my game has tournaments

SNAKE aint even won the SKILLIONAIRE CHECK once?

SNAAAAKE aka 2nd place monster

“Why cant I press continue?” -SNAAAAKE, after losing to Master Chibi. How do you lose to a weeaboo? COMMIT SEPPUKKU, CIGARETTE!

do u even MvC2 breh? fite me IRL fgt

pedoviejo · 2013-03-26T08:30:41.000Z

Fucking Regular Show, holy shit, I did not expect that song, not in a million years did I expect that fucking song.

maxx · 2013-03-26T08:38:06.000Z

Amazing_Funbags:

Lex is one of the few DC villains that I like. Mainly cause he’s just an average dude hell-bent on fucking with some near omnipotent person in Superman.

Aignt no one got a better “come at me bro” than him.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX:

^ lol I watched that one today. And the Apocalypse movie

DarkSeid turned Superman and Supergirl into DBZ. and DGAF if that’s your parents farm. Punched thru the door when you think that movie was over. Amazing.

NickRocks:

at least my game has tournaments

SNAKE aint even won the SKILLIONAIRE CHECK once?

dc movies are pretty legit for action scenes. i dunno who designs them but they hella do research. the wonder woman movie has some legit shit…hell anytime wonder woman and dc are involved they go beast mode. the jlu episode with mind controlled wonder woman was beastttt.

Missing_Person · 2013-03-26T08:57:44.000Z

Sources Reveal: CZ needs a straightjacket.

She comes into the office saying to herself out loud: “No more, no more, no more, no more, no more, no more…”

Then shortly after has a conversation with herself. “Let’s play hide and seek. Do you like to play hide and seek?”

And finally the synapses in my brain couldn’t take anymore content filtering and I heard myself blurt out, “Yes, let’s play. You go hide, and I’ll come find you…when I’ve refound my hope in my humanity. Bring canned goods if you want to live.”

She stared at me for a good five seconds before continuing her self-conversation, then eventually, for whatever end, ran around the room, grabbed a whistle, and started blowing it.

SoVi3t · 2013-03-26T09:10:21.000Z

http://www.toptiertactics.com/18206/super-street-fighter-4-version-2013-balance-update-leaked/

I laughed. I laughed a lot.

Million · 2013-03-26T09:14:23.000Z

what in the hell… that Suite Life show is STILL ON?! Heh, it makes sense to ride that gravy train as long as you can… sheeeit, I’d be the same way.

*ah, quick internet research says it went on 'til 2011… ooooh yes and I see the legendary Brenda Song was still in there. Niiiice. She is looking entirely too delicious right now…look at this hippsssssssss

haha, the one fat dude on this episode is such a fruit loop. Ohoooo and we’re supposed to believe that little throw-away line that he had a crush on the cafeteria lunch lady? Nigga pleasssssse…get out of here with that.

*I want to fast-foward through time just to play and own PS3 version Diablo 3 immediately.

Neesa · 2013-03-26T09:16:45.000Z

thurst:

Neesa:

If there’s substantial evidence to support her claim, then, serves his ass right. Keep your dick in the one pussy you ball and chained yourself to.

:bz

ALERT ALERT female “logic” at work!

he’s been the CEO of an oil company for damn near 50 years, that broad didn’t do a motherfucking thing, except most likely break up his first marriage so she could get in those pockets. i’ll give her credit for playing the long game.

Like I said, if there is substantial evidence that he was actually cheating, like she claims, and if it was over a prolonged period of time, then, serves his ass right. Don’t care if it’s male or female, don’t get married if your dick/pussy can’t commit. So, yes. My female “logic” at work.

NickRocks · 2013-03-26T09:17:06.000Z

SoVi3t:

http://www.toptiertactics.com/18206/super-street-fighter-4-version-2013-balance-update-leaked/

I laughed. I laughed a lot.

the blanka one killed me

crotchpuncha · 2013-03-26T09:17:44.000Z

Elena and Alex’s commands are too counter-intuitive to SF4? WTF? What the hell does Elena have that’s too complicated to pull off? She’s got normal ass commands. So does Alex he’s just a grappler/charge character, WTF? Dark Akuma? Cuz we need 3 Akuma’s in one game right?

I knew there was a reason I stopped at Super 4.

Edit: This has to be fake. I dunno anything about that website.

Edit: Heh ok…Fake…I been had.

MARTIAN · 2013-03-26T09:20:19.000Z

SoVi3t:

http://www.toptiertactics.com/18206/super-street-fighter-4-version-2013-balance-update-leaked/

I laughed. I laughed a lot.

“To reward players who have stuck with Cammy in good times and bad, we have added armor to all of Cammy’s EX specials. However, this armor will only be available for players with an original Street Fighter 4 save file.”

…what the fuck?

Black_Jaguar · 2013-03-26T09:22:51.000Z

Loved the Dan one. That one should actually be put in

crotchpuncha · 2013-03-26T09:30:52.000Z

I’d pick up SF4 again if I could play as Wreck-It-Ralph.

SoVi3t · 2013-03-26T09:34:17.000Z

Cody: To reinforce Cody’s criminal heritage, players will begin the match equipped with Cody’s knife. Whenever a player drops the knife, his or her Super Meter will slowly drain. In addition, the “YOU” prompt over the knife is now 34% larger than before. We don’t know what else we can do to make you just pick up the goddamn knife.

That one ultra’d me into super. I love how some of it is believable enough, due to some of the retarded things going on with Capcom sometimes. And yeah, the Dan one would be epic as fuck. I can also stand behind Bison being renamed Governor. Time to play Bioshock Infinite!