He looks really good in KA2. I was a Jim Carrey fan in the 90s so much good shit. I hope Kick Ass goes well, I wasn’t really sold on Burt Wonderstone. Maybe I’ll see it later sometime.

I like Truman Show, I’ve only seen Man on the Moon once… ESotSM never, even though I’ve had people tell me its pretty good.

I fucking love Me Myself & Irene. The deleted scenes are godlike

Just my luck. :-w

Why did they take him down…?

I keep meaning to UA2 but I NEVER remember to get it. God damn it.

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guess who isn’t winning this?

nickguy09er :bz

haha, that guy in the picture could stab people with the top of his skull… perhaps he’s a distant cousin to SNL’s Conehead family, or perhaps Bert from Sesame Street. The guy is a real Pyramid-Head case… hey man… does the barber shave the top at all, or do they just go up the sides? Pointy-head… a dunce-cap would fit that skull perfectly.

*I wonder how long they MTV will keep “Teen Mom 2” as the title… ever notice that it’s had that name for years now? According to the on-screen guide info I was just looking at… it’s season 4… so isn’t it really “Teen Mom 5”, assuming they’re counting with season 1 of TMom2 for whatever reason? It continues to surprise me that people apparently still watch that. There is seriously not one aspect of that show that is appealing to me…nothing…no redeeming quality at all. Normally, you’d at least get some hot girls on an MTV show…but the show doesn’t even have that. There’s 1 or 2 of the girls I’ve seen from there that are reasonably alright, and that’s really the best you can say about it.

“Lightweight comedies” are the keywords. His character in “Yes, Man!” was horrible compared to his earlier work, and I haven’t even bothered to see the “penguin movie” he’s in, because it seems like a horrible concept to me.

His idiot personality can still do well, imo. Me, Myself and Irene was great. His Schizo personality was so damn entertaining to watch. Probably his best movie in the 00’s. That character is classic Carrey! Not this penguin/Yes Man bullshit. Bruce Almighty and Fun with Dick and Jane were low-tier because Carrey’s characters in those two films seemed so tame compared to his other characters.

I hope Dumb and Dumber To is really good, and that it sparks some more sequels from his movies in the 90’s. I’d love to see a new Ace Ventura. Shit, even new movies would work if Carrey’s character was written to be off-the-wall retarded like his earlier works.

Eternal Sunshine was, imo, the most entertaining movie Carrey has done in the 00’s next to Me, Myself and Irene. An interesting concept and just an overall really fun movie to watch.

It’s pretty damn GDLK. Some scenes are tattoo’d on my brain.

Regular Show’s 100th episode = hilariously epic.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying in his best Rigby voice:

Step OFF!!

Quote from a game site

Doesn’t make sense to me. Seems like Carnage would have copped some nice coin

The nipple suckling, lolol. That film and Cable Guy probably my favorites by him for comedy. ESotSM my favorite of his more serious roles, it was a really well done film.

Have you watched I Love You Phillip Morris? The DVD was scratched up so it skipped out around the end, but I thought it was funny at some parts. Jim Carrey butt fucking a man is a long leap from The Mask

That movie were he plays a raging homo is funny.

Sounds to me like that’s when they lost their Mahvel license to Capcom. Makes sense, considering the dates.

haha… marriage: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2013/03/hamm-divorce-could-be-most-expensive-of-all-time/

It already makes no sense to me… but it becomes such a profoundly dumb decision if a man happens to become quite wealthy. If one is only about 90% against the idea of getting married as a “regular” person… they should be 100000000000000% against it if they become successful to the point of being worth millions and billions of dollars. That’s terrible, man… even if you’re still a billionaire afterwards…you’d have to be pissed off if one day your fortune is cut by half or more.

Oh and the list at the bottom reminded me that Mel Gibson’s wife was another major one… that’s probably at least one of the reasons he has such notorious rage issues, where he sounds like he’s on the verge of cutting someone’s eyes out before setting them on fire…you just know there’s some left-over bitterness there. It’s partially your fault for believing in the great lie that is love, Mel. …fools… they always believe their girl is different, and things are going to work out… “love” for a hollywood star? Haha, nope. It’s all a lie, and it’s ALWAYS a scam…every single time…and men are dumb enough to repeatedly fall for the shit, just like Charlie Brown falling for Lucy’s shit when she holds the football…dude, you should KNOW she’s going to pull the goddamn football away at the last second so you fall on your ass, but you keep thinking “things will be different this time”…such foolishness.

Actually, the classic Charlie Brown/Lucy scenario is such a great metaphor for men and women in general… you should never, ever fully trust them 100% with anything… you do so at your own peril literally every goddamn time. It’s not that far off from trusting a known alcoholic in a bar…or leaving a known child molester at home unsupervised with small children.

it’s really amazing how many people (mainly asians trying to rant) ignore this simple fact.

Hey, Batman is also the best ninja and killed Ken in his movie.

Damn Hollywood. :frowning:

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lmfao. i pray some skinny whiteboy wins…just the mental image yes!

See Million, the reason why you don’t understand why men keep getting married NO MATTER WHAT is because you are single and thus without the pleasure of a woman. That’s why these guys will keep getting married. Time and time again. Also humans are hopeful creatures. In some cases hope makes humans delusional. “This time things will be different. Okay… THIS time things will be different.”

Some men have taken extremely stupid risks over women throughout history. Men and women will pay any price to be together. You can teach all of them why they shouldn’t get married and how it’s not in their favor at all and they’ll still do it because they cannot fight the pleasure of a woman. This not men simply saying “Well it’s not guaranteed that it’ll happen to me/It’s not everyone/You’re being paranoid.” The mere existence of women and history will make them take that risk. And men will justify it each time with the pleasure they get from women. “She cares about me. She’s the mother of my children. We love each other. she gives awesome blowjobs. I’m too scared to be alone. It’s tradition to get married. If the marriage fails, get married again. And if that fails, get married again.” The sooner you accept the nature of the beast for what it is, the sooner you will “ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTERS HERE”.

Fuck marriage.

Men keep getting married because they don’t teach Al Bundy in history class.