SRK Lounge the Maybe Christmas Edition

Ben_Perkins · 2012-12-27T08:53:04.000Z

I got games and a tablet and Die Antwoord cds and drunk and I worked all day and Django was awesome

BullDancer · 2012-12-27T09:09:49.000Z

Well I guess this site became less(for the lack of a better analogy) sweaty ballsack for a couple of hours…

When I click on shit it loads:rofl:… SRK step yo game up…

Amazing_Funbags · 2012-12-27T09:44:56.000Z

I should just make a folder/archive of all the pics women have texted me over the years…

maxx · 2012-12-27T09:51:21.000Z

I should just make a folder/archive of all the pics women have texted me over the years…

you dont already?..smh…rookie

ViciousSLASH · 2012-12-27T09:57:21.000Z

I don’t know, if you are always pounding vag like you say maxx why do you need to remember the old vaginas when you can constantly get new vaginas?

Sounds pretty suspect to me.

HD-Man · 2012-12-27T09:58:36.000Z

I don’t know, if you are always pounding vag like you say maxx why do you need to remember the old vaginas when you can constantly get new vaginas?

Sounds pretty suspect to me.

Does one NEED a reason to look at hot, naked chicks? Ijs

Sonicabid · 2012-12-27T10:42:13.000Z

RSG3 still posts, someone told me. Supposedly his new tag has him punching crotches.

I don’t know, if you are always pounding vag like you say maxx why do you need to remember the old vaginas when you can constantly get new vaginas?

Sounds pretty suspect to me.

It’s to look at your past accomplishments of the vaj you smanged and to feel good about yourself. It’s the same reason Dennis from Always Sunny keeps videos of all the girls he fucked, dude is just full of himself and loves reflecting on past vaj/bj’s he’s gotten. You don’t do that shit, VS? They can be good(or bad) memories. I guess people like @Sovi3t think back off the past chicks they’ve smashed and consider suicide.

Dennis fucking killed it the last season of Always Sunny. Shit could’ve been called It’s Always Sunny in Phili, Season 8: Dennis edition.

orochizoolander · 2012-12-27T10:45:15.000Z

Tried sizzurp for the first time today holy shit for the past 5 hours and counting its an amazing feeling. It’s a lot like being drunk without any of the negative reactions and I can’t stop smiling or twitching my body.

orochizoolander · 2012-12-27T10:52:01.000Z

I had dinner a few hours ago at an awesome authentic Chinese joint and when I had to go down the tiny tiny stairs to use the bathroom the syzzurp hit me all at once hard I felt like I was going to trip and tumble down the tiny tiny stairs, then by the time I was done pissing and washing my hands I got over my little freakout moment and started to enjoy this really weird feeling…still hasn’t gone away

Sonicabid · 2012-12-27T10:55:46.000Z

Getting fucked up off of “syzzurp” is what poor people do, because they can’t afford the good shit.

SisqoDisqo · 2012-12-27T11:30:12.000Z

Getting fucked up off of “syzzurp” is what poor people do, because they can’t afford the good shit.

i hope you aren’t talking about proco syrup. because that shit’s expensive for a prescription, even if you got insurance.

so most poor folks end up robo tripping or geeking off them bars. i’ll tell you what though, there’s nothing more zany than taking vicodin and viagra at the same time, shit keeps your junk stiff and feeling great for hours on end.

Ephidel · 2012-12-27T11:31:40.000Z

I think he got banned for calling Wiz out on the general shittyness of SRK.

Cryoh: Yes.

wow I forgot about that dude. Is there a link to this happening somewhere?

AYO · 2012-12-27T12:03:08.000Z

Radiant? I thought that was Crotchpuncha. Then again there was like 15 alt accounts around that time.

Also RAIDEN IS SO AWESOME IN PSAS! If Reverginialliance Raiden plays this smoothly I will buy.

HD-Man · 2012-12-27T12:35:24.000Z

Decided to stop procrastinating and finish Red Dead Redemption. Even tho I’m not finished yet, I just completed THAT mission. Not cool, man, they didn’t have to do my nigga like that

angelpalm · 2012-12-27T14:42:56.000Z

Tried sizzurp for the first time today holy shit for the past 5 hours and counting its an amazing feeling. It’s a lot like being drunk without any of the negative reactions and I can’t stop smiling or twitching my body.

There is nothing cool about potentially giving yourself cardiac arrest. Coming from someone who has lived in Florida and is now right next to Houston, the last thing I want to hear about is another dumb ass trying to imitate the worst fad ever. Just smoke a blunt if you wanna get high that badly.

Also congrats to Fake Duckie for finallly losing his V-card. Maybe you can pull a PapaMooch and move in with this broad. Then you too can experience the joy of being able to walk around your own place nekkid.

And another thing, how do you start a sentence with “Decided to stop procrastinatin” and start talking about playing a fucking video game…

orochizoolander · 2012-12-27T16:51:56.000Z

There is nothing cool about potentially giving yourself cardiac arrest. Coming from someone who has lived in Florida and is now right next to Houston, the last thing I want to hear about is another dumb ass trying to imitate the worst fad ever. Just smoke a blunt if you wanna get high that badly.

I don’t take drugs, I don’t even drink much either, I was offered it by my boy and looked up the health risks before having about 1/3 liter so I wouldn’t try it if it could do serious harm, I’m generally more health conscious than most people. I’m glad I did, but like weed it’s something I tried only once to satisfy my curiosity. That being said I wouldn’t try mali, coke, shrooms, or any of that other shit.

Very interesting and fun night.

angelpalm · 2012-12-27T16:54:57.000Z

We already knew you were pressured into doing it you spineless jelly fish. Thank god it wasn’t crack.

orochizoolander · 2012-12-27T17:24:23.000Z

If it was I’m sure you’d be kind enough to lend me your finest glass dick.

angelpalm · 2012-12-27T17:31:30.000Z

If it was I’m sure you’d be kind enough to lend me your finest glass dick.

You best believe my cock stays hard 24/7 but it will never break under pressure unlike your so called will in social settings sparky.

orochizoolander · 2012-12-27T17:42:41.000Z

I wasn’t talking about the thing your bitch laughs at, I meant the item she mistakes for a sex toy when I’m not around.