SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

[MARTIAN]

I find it funny that on this day my class is going over the dichotomy and psychological differences between men and women.

Men are six times more likely to be struck by lightening than women.

…some of the information being more relevant than other. :-"

[Carpet_Lint]

That’s an interesting one actually. Is it because women are more likely to be safe inside and sheltered in the kitchen? Or is it because our larger and superior brains contribute to a larger voltage differential between the charged clouds and the ground?

Or is it because that a staggeringly large relative percentage of people hit by lightning are golfers (5%), and statistically they are just more likely to be men?

…that’s probably the bulk of it, to be honest.

I wonder if you take it further and break it down by race, what the difference is between white people getting hit by lightning and black people getting hit by lightning is?

I doubt the majority of that 5% of golfers are anything other than male and white. Furthermore, if you account for the fact that 8% of lightning strikes are water related (boating, fishing, and swimming) you can probably discount any black people being in that chunk as well. And 3% are related to heavy farm machinery, like tractors. So that’s another 3% that you can probably count towards only white people.

So that’s like…16% right off the top that you can attribute mainly to white people and not to black people.

And you can probably say the same about men versus women. Probably not a lot of female tractor drivers out there relative to male ones.

[MARTIAN]

So…do we statistically conclude that black people just don’t get hit by lightening?

I call bullshit…

[AYO]

Celebrating my commercially funded birthday single, found out my ex has someone just this month.

Somehow still in a good mood, I get Cheesecake so that helps a lot.

[Kromo]

I would blame it on the urban legend that if you climb a tree, tower or spire during a thunderstorm you can upgrade your Prince Albert to a Thunder Rod.

[Carpet_Lint]

So…do we statistically conclude that black people just don’t get hit by lightening?

I call bullshit…

That is incorrect, Black Lightning CREATES lightning from the bio-electric field his body generates. He does not get hit by conventional charged cloud lightning.

Black people never get hit by lightning.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/10/101118/2538083-2.png

Pretty sure the guy under that mask is white.

[bkfst_sausage]

Celebrating my commercially funded birthday single, found out my ex has someone just this month.

Somehow still in a good mood, I get Cheesecake so that helps a lot.

Cheesecakes make the world so much better.

[Shaft_Agent]

Good thing the people who buy food at Burgah Kang couldn’t be bothered with a silly unnecessity like lettuce.

madgetarian

http://www.superb-villains.com/images/test.gif

[Sonicabid]

I’ve just been smoking ganja, while keeping myself entertained the past week. My laziness is at an all-time high. B-)

Any of you bruvs still play wow?

www.pathofexile.com Play this for free and thank me later. Sovi3t and other SRKers know what’s up.

sheeeit…Diablo-clone, without the stupid goddamn DRM always-online bullshit (this entire industry can kindly lick my asshole if that’s where things are headed for the upcoming generations)

www.pathofexile.com Play this for free. It’s > the majority of action RPG’s out there.

[MARTIAN]

I’ve just been smoking ganja, while keeping myself entertained the past week. My laziness is at an all-time high. B-)

Who calls it ganja still? 8-}

[AYO]

According to these pictures only black people get struck by lightning and subsequently develop powers after God tried to euthanize them.

[Sonicabid]

Would you play a game with an “Old, exhausted Superman?”

Too bad it’s cancelled. AKUMA HAX is probably happy, meanwhile GM is probably pissed.

I’ve just been smoking ganja, while keeping myself entertained the past week. My laziness is at an all-time high. B-)

Who calls it ganja still? 8-}

I call it anything but weed, because that term is boring. That smiley looked like it just got done shoving its finger up its ass and is now smelling it. Is this what you do in your free time, Martian? Don’t lie, either.

Edit: Now I’m going to go roll up some greenery to help me enjoy the scenery.

[Bious]

Fuck Valentines day.

[Starhammer]

Ok ok ok… that mom from the Honey Boo Boo show. She’s definitely on the No-Hit list.

I’d hit her with my car

No. Not even if the car was stolen and I could not be convicted of any crime. I don’t want to be that close to that freak.

Ok ok ok… that mom from the Honey Boo Boo show. She’s definitely on the No-Hit list. It’s odd how her face and head just kinda “melt” into her torso. Where the hell is her neck? It’s like… this is what I’d expect to see as one of the bad guys on a Toxic Crusaders cartoon… or perhaps one of Shredder and Krang’s latest mutated creations that was sent to kill the Ninja Turtles. She’s a 1990’s cartoon villain.

You’re welcome.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/486826_507051956004164_783561156_n.jpg

It’s frightening how long it took me to see where her picture ended and the photoshopping started.

http://singularityhub.com/2013/01/22/robot-serves-up-340-hamburgers-per-hour/

So now even the jobs of burger flippers are in jeopardy. Yikes…

So true. I’m just glad I don’t have that to worry about anymore. Disability enables me.

sometimes I’m glad a live in a country where guns aren’t widely available.

Blade Runner Oscar Pistorius charged with murder after ‘he accidentally shot dead his model girlfriend at his luxury South Africa home when he mistook her for an intruder’

Incident happened at his Pretoria mansion, north of Johannesburg at 4am
Dead woman is former FHM model Reeva Steenkamp
She was shot several times in the head, chest and the arm
Pistorius believed to have told police he thought she was an intruder
Media reporting it could have been a Valentine's Day surprise gone wrong
Celebrated sprinter is in police custody before a court hearing tomorrow
Officers have visited his house before over alleged 'domestic incidents'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2278492/Oscar-Pistorius-charged-murder-accidentally-shot-dead-Reeva-Steenkamp.html#ixzz2KyV5mQqE

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/14/article-2278492-1792056B000005DC-816_634x673.jpg

Poor little tink tink.

-Starhammer-

[Exodus_1]

I know a girl that got dumped yesterday, posting sad statuses all today. Will probably be back with the dude next week.

I call it anything but weed, because that term is boring.

Rather weed that pot, imo. My stoner buddies and I used to imagine pot as being derogatory. Now that I’m not high all the time I see that was silly. Still though fuck people who call weed/ganja/whatever, pot.

[Sonicabid]

Yeah pot definitely sounds the lamest. I’m gonna go hang out with Herbie Ganjalez.

[crotchpuncha]

Woo just got Armor of God 3. Gonna follow Sonicabids example and toke on some sweet sweet ganja and go watch Jackie Chan be awesome.

[Carpet_Lint]

The lightning had no effect on BP. Stop the slander.

But he did in fact get hit by lightning.

Therefore he is not black.

End of discussion.

[MARTIAN]

I call it anything but weed, because that term is boring. That smiley looked like it just got done shoving its finger up its ass and is now smelling it. Is this what you do in your free time, Martian? Don’t lie, either.

Edit: Now I’m going to go roll up some greenery to help me enjoy the scenery.

While you’re doing that, what a more perfect time to look at my Tumblr?

I built that shit for those on dat moon grass. :)>-

Also, of course. I don’t have time to actually go outside and buy bud, so I just get high off of raunchy ass fumes.

[goodm0urning]

Would you play a game with an “Old, exhausted Superman?”

http://www.abload.de/img/housemarquedrkzc.jpg

Too bad it’s cancelled. AKUMA HAX is probably happy, meanwhile GM is probably pissed.

There has been neither a single video game nor a single video game competitor worth giving a fuck about since CvS2.