SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

[Neesa]

Neesa and Qrazy obviously don’t understand what sarcasm is.

Sorry, I left my sarcasm reader in my other av.

[Ben_Perkins]

@Dramatix You need to stop beating yourself up boyo. Catch that positive outlook and tell the whole world where it can bite you

[Million]

Wouldn’t it be nice if God were, y’know… real and/or NOT a callous, uncaring, cosmic equivalent of a dead-beat dad? It sure would be nice if those things called “prayers” actually worked. I wonder how some people manage to maintain their faith in such a thing after horrible things in the news like the shooting in Connecticut, the one in Colorado, or even bigger things a bit further back like 9/11/01, the Holocaust, slavery…various situations where children are kidnapped, raped and then murdered, the list goes on and on. There seems to be a lot of things over the course of history where people most likely were praying for some kind of help and He either wasn’t there, or He was there and just didn’t give a shit. Such a FINE track record you have there, G.

Now, which scenario is worse though?
A) A universe with no God
B) A universe where God indeed exists, but He’s an asshole that simply doesn’t care about you, me or anyone else on this planet.

I think “B” might actually be the more depressing, hopeless situation. Since the worst-case scenario is exactly what the case is most of the time in this piss-ass world, Scenario B is most likely the reality.

[Sonicabid]

Hey Million, what’s up? I’m God.

[Amazing_Funbags]

Neesa and Qrazy obviously don’t understand what sarcasm is.

SRK Mafia VI: Zombie Apocalypse signups thread

^ Thread is hilarious. Seriously, dude’s are getting salty over the stupidest shit.

Why did Azure ALWAYS call SWBeta? “Stay Free?”

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

I forgot the ignore list was an actual thing on SRK. That’s sad to me, that people can’t appreciate all the wonderful different shades of intellectual poop that this internet gutter provides. I like to taste the entire spectrum of horrible hot garbage that people dump onto this site. I wish we could all just get along.

Strange that people have to like actually go as far to block someone…what is it too hard just to manually skip over posts that you don’t want to read?

I don’t feel like grading Martian an E+ everytime. He definitely gets an E+ for the Earth thread.

Hey Million, what’s up? I’m God.

Stop talking to Martian about the MASTER RACE all the time and help him understand this shit he walks on everyday. Is it not enough our timeline includes B.C. (Jesus) A.D. which nobody questions or explains and tell em their dad’s pastor’s dad’s pastor didn’t know you either.

PS: Don’t tell Million that and then make him do things under the pretense of ‘God said the world is ending today.’ No not that Rapture shit, but the anal sex with mayo (live action) Japanese movie plot.

[Shaft_Agent]

Now Neesa. It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. But it ain’t bigger than you and me together. Can ya dig it?

reported.

[Cryoh]

Now Neesa. It may be bigger than you and it may be bigger than me. But it ain’t bigger than you and me together. Can ya dig it?

Your Black Dynamite-looking ass. :lol:

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

He not only quotes, but looks like B-Dynamite? How many Gods does SRK have?

Nah, he prob just sorta looks like him in hair setup. Specifically, the necessary sideburns. As opposed to unnecessary sideburns, they go with everything. Almost.

Spoiler

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“This Ninja…”

[de_BLOO]

You know, I fucking hope Fallout 4 doesn’t run on the same shit engine F3 and F:NV does.

I was playing NV and got caught up in it, basically did 90% of running through Vault 34 and advancing a quest that is central to the location before the game froze. Now I lost about 2 hours. Then I got to thinking, every fucking time I have ended a late night session of F3 and F:NV is because the game shits itself out.

I was so mad I went to my fridge and ate half a container of strawberries, with no pre-washing. You brought this on yourself Bethesda and Obsidian.

[SoVi3t]

1. who the fuck gets butthurt over a forum?
2. Azure quits everything, several times a month. He quits life more than I fuck fatties
3. sweet merciful fuck. Why does my city decide that 7am is a wonderful time to jackhammer and saw their way through the fuckng street? Seriously, everything in my room is vibrating, and I have had to hear this shit for 50 minutes straight now.

edit: so apparantly my next door neighbour when I was a kid saw this shit the other day, and obviously she had to record it:

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edit:

here you go Million + black guys of SRK

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[SWBeta]

Spoken Word Beta. You have been alerted for questioning.

In regards to?

[ViciousSLASH]

White people know who Mal Malloy is.

[GreyFoxx]

This forum needs a Latin Leader.

[Redbeard]

Sorry, I left my sarcasm reader in my other av.

Lies. Your other avatar lacked pants and therefor lacked pockets. Unless… :oops:

[Redbeard]

I have no idea who Mal Malloy is.

[ViciousSLASH]

Really?

YES. Wait, no.

The best thing now is how black girls who get giant fake booties can’t resist their natural black woman urges to put a giant horrible tattoo right on there.

That isn’t SEXY Shana Luxury.

[nameingway]

but it’s a butterfly

[angelpalm]

YES. Wait, no.

The best thing now is how black girls who get giant fake booties can’t resist their natural black woman urges to put a giant horrible tattoo right on there.

That isn’t SEXY Shana Luxury.

Why would you think her ass is fake?

Aside from the fact that she has fake lashes and a wig, which is 90% of models out there.

EDIT: NEVER MIND LOL

Platinum Dior must go to the same tattoo parlor.

[Dramatix]

I’m down for JD4 battles. Livin la vida loca! Or Never gonna give you up. Don’t matter.

That was another one I got second place in. My friend wanted to do both songs but we just did Livin La Vida Loca! and Beware of the Boys. I rocked the hell out of Mas Que Nada, though.