SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

When did strollers have lights on them?

My girl had her nipples pierced but let them close up. I wanted to put the equivalent of ear gauges in them so that I could continually stretch out the meat and then play with the floppy parts with my mouth like some fleshy gummy worms. MAGNIFIED X10 SO YOU CAN’T AVOID READING IT!!!

My school’s so-called video game tournament consisted of people sitting around playing Just Dance 3 and 4, Brawl, Call of Duty Black Ops, Resident Evil 5, and Madden. I dominated everyone in Just Dance 3 or 4, and only lost twice to my Asian friend. :coffee: Had one hell of a time playing RE5, though. Dat teamwork. :smiley:

wat

explain this

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Proud a you :tup:

C’mon now… I’d rather read AP’s attention techniques than this. No Debbie Downers, thanks.

speaking of which, why haven’t I seen you in any games lately?

Azure we all know why he’s mysteriously gone again. But you have no excuses

anywho, I start a new job on Wednesday. Selling computers. Oddly enough, I am on commission + salary, and I am supposed to sell $50,000 worth of product EACH MONTH or I get fired or some shit. Seems a little steep, but I’ll see how this works out. That’s something like 2 computers a day. And there is a Future Shop across the street.

Arispalm giving the FGC OT OT OTT a bad name. </feigned outrage>

:rofl: wtf? was that on Fox last week?

Wut. SWBeta has me on ignore, it’s weird because he put me on ignore over my personal opinions on the shitty video games he plays. He’s a giant vagina, which is probably the form your shitty eye has taken from BEING SUCH A FUCKING BITCH!

No one else did it. Bastards.

Me too. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Million straight-up quote and reply to someone. One time he replied to one of my posts, but it was fucking weird because he didn’t quote it, and it’s like he was replying to me in fourth or fifth person. Hope that makes no sense.

Edit: Its like Million was talking to himself, in the mirror, and that he was replying to his own post. It was so fucked up.

There are no females on SRK. Only trannies(KayoPolice, Glovegirl) and post-ops(ChocoBlanka.)

Neesa is most likely a tranny, and his AV’s are of his sister.

Missing Person would get slammed in the ass by all of the above and would enjoy it.

You know dude’s like DaRabidDuckie and SWBeta are bitches when they can’t take a few posts of someone being an asshole directly to them, meanwhile Neesa takes a whole page of shit and just laughs it off. Or is that because she’s actually a he? I don’t fucking know, but I know DaRabidDuckie is a faggot that plays anime fighters, loves Skullgirls, and wacks off to anime girls that look 5.

Oh it’s bigger than both of ya’ll alright, especially when it’s properly aroused.

Of course that takes hours of equal amounts of feather and cleat torture.

I can’t believe no one commented on that picture of Valaris’s chest I posted up. You know you want to spill your syrup on that sweet Canadian bacon.

That’s no fun unless I can also stick an American flag in his navel and claim it for Uncle Sam.

No. I don’t get it.

Koop/Qrazy and Rodimus have met me in person and can confirm that I am in fact female and the female in my avi. I’m just not bitchmade or give a flying fuck for niggas over the internet. I have more things to worry about than who the fuck likes me and who thinks I’m a dude.

Though, I wish I did have a dick so I could shove it in you ear, cause
FUCK WHAT YA HEARD, MA NIGGA.

This lounge has been hilarious so far. Keep it up AP and Sonicabid.

I literally gagged like that nigga did in Fist of the North Star after he saw Jagi’s face while I was typing that last post.

AAAAAAhhhhhlllll…Gingers.

It’s funny because my dick stays hard for female redheads.

Alneesa stop being a scrub and go jill off to your japanese anigays. I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, HERE LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU HOW MUCH I AM NOT CARING LOL. MY BF LOOKS LIKE VISCIOUSLASH LOL

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Wow… Talk about taking the M.Night route…

I don’t get salty over the internet, I only get entertained. Actually, I’m kind of salty I didn’t get any free shit. WHERE’S MY FREE SHIT? SEND ME GOD HAND OR SOME SEMI-OBSCURE PS1/PS2/HANDHELD GAME THAT I WOULD LIKE, FUCK SAKES!

YOU PAY SHIPPING!

???

THEN WHY ARE YOU DIRECTLY QUOTING AND REPLYING TO MY POST IF YOU “HAVE MORE THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, MA NIGGA?”

so…neesa has inverted nipples? are we getting these pics or not? so many questions!

Never mind that. I apologize everyone.:confused: Not trying to be a Debbie Downer right now, though that last part was not about me.

Now for Just Dance 4, I couldn’t really choose the songs I wanted because everyone wanted to do these simple-ass dances and not the fun ones like On The Floor. I think some of the club members took over the station, though. Don’t recall how many times everyone had done Super Bass and Beauty and the Beat. Speaking of Super Bass, I quickly took over for my friend when she left and killed it against three other girls. This was the song they did on easy mode:

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The song I eventually got to do but lost to my Asian friend during and which no one wanted to do earlier was this one.

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I’m with Thurston on this one, Neesa. PICS. NAO.

TornadoFlame gon’ have a stroke if that ever happened, though…